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WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FAMILY SIM
This has become such a regular occurrence Megan doesn't even care any more.
Like mother, like son!
Max: YEAH ME AND MY MOM ARE TOTES LIKE THIS, MAN. WE ARE TIGHT.
Zack didn't like that.
~OR DID HE~
Her fitness did not get that way from exercise, dude.
They are ~beautiful ballerinas~
One of these two is a stalker, because they are ALWAYS TOGETHER.
My sister wanted the holiday stuff pack, so I torrented it for her and ended up putting it in my own game because it's Christmas and all and I also wanted to see death by reindeer.
MAYA HATES IT.
Maya: I WILL NEVER BE THIS THIN AND BEAUTIFUL
She's hating on Christmas because she's a Jew. D<
Nevermind.
THIS IS THE SACRED HOLIDAY ALTAR K
does anyone actually celebrate kwanzaa n/n
Sup Liam. You just chillin' in that there electrical reindeer? Cool, cool.
Megan gets into the holiday spirit by beating up on her sister and scaring the childrens. ~CHRISTMASTIME IS FAMILY TIME!~
Those cookies look fucking delicious.
OHMAHGAWD SANTA Megan doesn't care. :(
Owait just kidding everyone cares K TAKE A FEW STEPS BACK, SANTA-HUMPERS.
Except Max.
Liam: Your fur is so beautiful. And shiny. And... hard. And shiny.
Liam: I love you, little reindeer.
Reindeer: FUCK OFF AND DIE
YOU STUPID REINDEER YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS D<
And so fate would have it, the Christmas tree ALSO catches fire right at that fucking moment.
Lol everyone leaves baby April inside to die.
Meanwhile, Santa is upstairs having a ho-ho-ho'ing good time in the bathroom while EVERYONE ELSE DIES.
And just as soon as Bitch Reindeer 1 is thoroughly extinguished, Bitch Reindeer 2 has to go and shit flames.
Liam, ever the braniac, runs back from "saving" Dahlia (aka taking her from outside the gate to inside, then back outside) right into the flaming reindeer.
Inside, Santa is having a good hearty laugh at dying children. GO HO HO HO YOURSELF DOWN A WELL, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Outside again, Liam's shining brilliance has landed him in quite a predicament and also taken others down with him. Not that he seems to NOTICE.
ARE YOU IN CAHOOTS WITH SANTA, YOU EVIL CHILD
Someone FINALLY thinks to save April... after the fire is out.
Miraculously, no one died.
Maya: WAIT HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
Santa: lol bai guise see u next year
LEAVE IT TO THE FOXES TO HAVE THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER.
Thanks to O-So-Benevolent Santa and the Best Christmas Ever, all four of the kids are now rock-bottom aspiration level! YAY
Max: YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS BOOOOOOOOOOOO
He systematically tells all of the reindeer this.
Hopefully the girls' birthday will be better than Christmas.
Dahlia!
April.
Remember what I said about aspiration failure?
Yeah.
Max kicks her sorry ass, though.
Dahlia is there with comfort-hugs.
Dahlia: FUCK THIS TREE I HATE CHRISTMAS
bad memories?
YOU'RE A WIZARD, HARRY
It's not long before Dahlia too is attacking her cousin! APRIL IS SO FUCKIN PUMPED FUCK YEAH FIGHTS WOO OMG
She doesn't fail so hard at it though.
Oh Jesus not again.
These poor kids are going to be traumatized every single time Jingle Bells comes on, I swear.
UNDERSTATEMENT MUCH
(APRIL IS STILL SUPER FUCKIN PUMPED OMG ABOUT WHAT I DON'T KNOW)
Clever.
LADIES! You're doing it all wrong! Can you get nothing about Christmas right!?
rofl.
Completely appropriate behavior with your wife standing right there.
GODDAMN APRIL TAKE A CHILL PILL OR FIVE OR SOMETHING.
Some random dude set Liam up on a blind date with this chick. Liam is kind of a pimp, seriously. He's screwed 8 people without my knowledge. Wat.
Hai Max I like your fairy boy scarf and embroidered jeans and ~eww~ roach stomping.
wat
Birthday time for Max!
I didn't write down his stats sorry but he's knowledge/romance with a shitload of neat and outgoing points and like 2 nice points, I know that much!
In one last ditch attempt to make this holiday ~special~ for the Foxes, Maya got into the Christmas spirit.
(When I say last ditch, I mean I tried like 50 times to get Santa to come back, baking mountains of cookies every day in hopes of a Re-Christmas that would be better than the first. BUT THE BITCH NEVER SHOWED. Also the tree caught on fire no less than 4 times.)
So I have to lure him with CHRISTMAS HOEZ.
And IT WORKED.
Luring Santa with festive women is the way to go!
YOU FAT BASTARD.
WHY DO YOU HATE THE FOXES SO MUCH :(
What is it you desire to make this holiday a good one? Skankier holiday whores? A blinged out Christmas tree?
I CAN GIVE YOU THESE THINGS YOU BITCH JUST COME AND MAKE IT A NICE CHRISTMAS. D<
COME ON SANTA YOU COULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLIDAY WHORE GRINDING SAMMICH
Alas, the motherfucker never showed again and now the Foxes will never ever ever have a good Christmas ever I give up.
AT LEAST APRIL IS STILL PUMPED ABOUT THIS FUCKING REINDEER FUCK YEAH
HAY THIS WAS A SUPER HALF-ASSED UPDATE SORRY. LOL. I WAS MOSTLY JUST GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT TRYING TO MAKE CHRISTMAS HAPPEN.