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Megan has already begun with the shenanigans~
Megan: FUCK MY SISTER I HATE MY SISTER I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND GLARE AT YOU K
Some dude: ...k?
Megan: I'm so fucking sweet that I got into college. COLLEGE. Did you go to college? Fuck no you didn't, sit down and RECOGNIZE.
FYI Megan, bragging about going to college works better... not at college.
Megan: HAAAAAAAAY SEXY THANG
Megan: What, not into the ladies? I could tell you things that would make you into the ladies. That's how fucking awesome I am.
Megan: I like, know people. And shit.
Yeah, that wasn't going so well. New method of 50 first dates, since Megan clearly cannot be trusted to find her own.
This dude drops from the sky and of course the first thing she does is tl;dr him about how sweet she is.
Well, at least he counted as a date.
Elsewhere, Maya's crying because she's so lame as usual.
And Megan's not far behind in coming to remind her how lame she is.
Megan: FUCK DOORS
Some chick: Haaaaay girls!
Megan: SMUG
HAY MEGAN UR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT YET
Megan: DAMN I LOST
WELL STOP HITTING THE EIGHT BALL RETARD
GOD MAYA STFU ARE YOU EVER HAPPY
Here comes Megan again to own her so she can CRY MOAR.
Alone. In the corner.
Megan is attempting and failing to get another date.
HOWEVER SHE HAS NO CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS.
~ubiquitous blowjob reference picture~
Mantights/Daphne's Daddy Lulz: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ~CRUDE~ HOW UNLADYLIKE
Megan: WHATEVER YOU FUCKING BITCH
She is not pleased.
Megan: Look, I see that we have not gotten off to a good start. Let me tell you some good things about me.
Megan: LIKE HOW MUCH ASS I KICK FUCK YEAH
Seriously Megan, take a hint, no one likes you.
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF POSITIVE INTERACTION MEGAN
Only when the topic is people dying, I guess.
Megan: So... can we talk about me yet?
Megan: WHO IS THIS BITCH THAT DARES SMUSTLE ON MY LAWN
Megan: YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH GET OUT
Maya shares her first kiss with her teenage boyfriend, who has grown into his personal style, obvs.
WELL THAT MOVED QUICKLY.
YOU. SUCK. AT. THIS.
Oh hi Maya, I see you're digging this sex thing. Who the hell is that? I thought you were a family sim!
Mantights is finally giving in to Megan!
Though he doesn't look very happy about it.
Megan: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE YOU UGLY BASTARD
Seriously Megan shut up you were never a vampire.
All people hates you Megan, stop being a self-absorbed twat!
And also stop being mean. :(
And also stop bragging about killing your mom, it's not endearing.
Flaunting ur n00dz will make ppl like you.
Some dude GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DISGUSTING WHORE
Megan: Do you like my breasts?
Firecrotch: I've seen better on Pornotube.
Megan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT D<
Megan: THESE ARE THE BEST TITS YOU WILL EVER SEE DON'T LIE TO ME
He'd hit it.
The purpose of this downtown trip was for Megan to find more dates, but we all know how much she ROCKS AT THAT.
Look at this sausage fest! She didn't like a damn one of them! Bitches can't be picky, Megan D<
Gotta pay people to date her, God.
She gets this dude.
Apparently she's not ok with it.
ohhhhh BUT WHAT IS THIS
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE LIKES MEGAN FUCK WHERE IS THE APOCALYPSE
Uh, she still sucks at conversation.
BUT HE ENJOYS HER CONSTANT BRAGGING!!!!!!!!
Bitches can't afford to have lackluster kissing skills either, Megan! Shape up your act!
SEE? HE LEFT YOU.
Still beatin' on Maya~ Maya's pretty absent this update, sry. She doesn't really do anything besides sleep and have sex and get beat up and cry.
There's another on the list of "people who won't be one of Megan's 50 first dates".
Awwwwwww yeah MEAN SNOWMENZ.
Cow: Sup sexy lady--
Megan: OMG EW YOU HAVE THE LESBEANS GO AWAY
Megan will glare RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL AT YOUR ASS.
God Megan, I know you're a bitch but did you really have to stab the thing in its face with its own pitchfork?
SEDUCTION IN ALLEYWAYS, JUST SAY NO
Nevermind, he left. SORRY MEGAN YOU'RE GOING TO BE A VIRGIN FOREVER.
Megan: WHY IS THE LESBIAN IN MY BED UGH EW TAINTED
Megan: GET OUT, BITCH
Megan: GET OUT
Her kissing skills have improved.
Interpersonal skills maybe not so much.
Curtis: WELP SEE YA GOTTA GO DO HOMEWORK
Megan: I'm never gonna get laid WORRY WORRY
Could you really not have made the extra foot?
HAY SUP NECKGAP
Shit guise Megan's getting some SHE IS TURNING WHITE FROM SHOCK
INTERPRET POST WOOHOO FACE AS YOU WILL
Megan: THANKS FOR DEFLOWERING ME! :D
Awww, someone remembered she's an alcoholic!
Maya: GOD EVERYONE GTFO THIS IS MY ALCOCHOL
He takes fun out of her pain :(
Always such a sad panda, that Maya ;_;
Megan is clearly loved by the masses.
GRADUATION TIME. WHAT A PARTY.
Click to viewOKAY I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT GODDAMN LIAM I LOVE YOU <3 NEVER DIE
Maya runs off to dothesmustle while Megan falls in luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.
YOU ARE SUCH A FAILBOAT, MAYA, ALWAYS
cock goes here
Back home, Megan's ready to GET A BITCH. WHO IS HEIR I DUNNO ~SUSPENSE~
ps megan's nose got fucked up wtf