FOX LEGACY: Generation 4.3
Maya here seems to think the cure for hunger is drinking all day.
No, seriously. If I had a picture for every time this bitch drank this update would be like 600 pictures.
Elsewhere Megan is being a productive citizen of society. Well, I guess chatting on the internetz in ur underwear isn't that productive, but she's miles ahead of Maya.
Who is still drinking.
IT'S NOT EVEN HELPING THE HUNGER SITUATION YOU DUMB BITCH
At least after like THIRTY DRINKS we got a smile out of her!
Maya: LOOOOOOOOOL DAD YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
Maya: Heh... I'm hungry... :(
Megan: Hi, have I come to tell you how much cooler I am than you today? No? Okay, then I have a story for you...
Megan: IT WAS ME.
Megan: I KILLED HER. Annoying bitch.
Maya: LOL HEY GUSY I;M DURNK
Megan also does her homework.
Unlike Lushy McAlcohol here.
Who is too HUUUUUUUUNGRY to do her homework! Srsly bitch you HAVE a fridge.
YOU GO GLENN COCO. 500 FOR YOU GLENN COCO.
(note Mahalia rockin' out by the mailbox)
Megan's LTW is to have 50 first dates, so she better get started on selling her soul to the gypsy.
(Speaking of, Maya wants to be a teacher ROFL GOOD LUCK BB)
It didn't go well.
But hey, at least she knows how to feed herself. Or is willing to, at least.
COUGH MAYA
Maya: Fine. I will begrudgingly eat this shake, but only because I'm ALMOST DEAD and it technically fits into an all-liquid diet.
Megan: Hey, wanna date me? I'm awesome...
Kid Fuck no.
Megan: Did this bitch just reject me.
Megan: Look, I'm willing to do favors...
SHE DOESN'T EVEN EAT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE MAKE FOOD WTF
Sneaking out in underwear. Stay classy, Megan.
SLUT
Good thing her dad is too retarded/drunk to notice.
This guy mysteriously drowned in the night. Megan?
Maya: CRY CRY
Megan: IGNORE
Oh God.
At least life is going swimmingly for Liam~ LOL GET IT /SWIMMINGLY/
STOP SURFING ALCOHOLIC AND PRO-ANA SITES AND FEED YOURSELF
This is not what I meant.
I have seriously never had a sim who drinks as much as her, out of all of my sims. Even Mila and Alana.
22 DRINKS IS ENOUGH
She talks on the internet so much because all people hates her IRL :(
DAMN BITCH FINISH THE ONES YOU HAVE FIRST
I'll tell you something, she sure as hell did not get all those cuisine points from COOKING AND EATING. That's how much she uses the bar.
i fixed it
Maya: If I ate, eggs would be delicious
This guy hates Megan, too.
As does this one.
Megan: OH YEAH? FUCK YOUR CLOUDS!
Megan: How about I tell you how awesome I am and you reconsider?
Megan: I go on DATES--
Cashier: LA LA LA NOT LISTENING
Megan: Ok, how about this.
Megan: I got a SCHOLARSHIP. Do you have a scholarship? Shit no you don't you dumb bitch DAMN.
Megan: Anyway NOW do you wanna date me?
Cashier: FUCK NO
A+ IN SELF-PRESERVATION MEGAN
D- FOR EFFORT MAYA
O. Bye Mahalia, you crazy motherfucker.
ATTN MAYA: everyone is done caring.
Really. They're over it.
...You should probably get over it too.
Or drink moar, whatever.
She took a liking to cashier boy here and it was going well...
Until she wouldn't stfu.
Cashier: Oh HELL no, I did not sign up for you and your emotional problems.
Cashier: I AM OUT.
SERIOUSLY MAYA SHUT UP
Cole dies too. :(
Cole: HALE YA TAKE ME AWAY WIT DA HULA HOEZ
Megan was the one kri-kri'ing about him. Bitches gotta stick together.
HOLY SHIT SHE EATS
Maya: I GOTTA GOOOOO BUT SHE WON'T LEAVE
Megan: HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT TOILETS WHEN GRANDPA IS DEEEEEEAD
Megan: AND I HAVE ZITS WHAT IS MY LIIIIIIFE
Megan: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, I KNOW IT
Maya: CRY
Megan: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU
Or try at least.
Megan: WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING DUMB
I don't know
Megan: D<
Maya: :|
Maya: ...I'm still hungry...
Megan: YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
Megan: TIME TO POST INAPPROPRIATE DRUNK PICTURES
I love how some family member is always caught in the crossfire of her limb-flailing tantrums.
Maya: FRIENDS WILL ONLY LEAVE YOU IN THE END. I MEAN IT THIS TIME.
Megan: Listen here, skank. I have something sweet to tell you. About me.
Megan: My grandparents died and now I'm loaded ohhhhhhh yeah you are jealous.
Bitch Modeling my ~outfit~: YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE
Megan: BITCH I WILL SHOW YOU INSENSITIVE
sup Liam.
Megan went to college....
Maya tried to go too, but... she doesn't actually go to school because she seriously ignores my commands to get on the bus to drink.
R U STOOPIT
Yes
SRSLY BITCH EAT ALREADY
I eventually cheated her into college because she was always too hungry to do her homework lol oops~
THE STAREDOWN BEGINS!
Maya: :D
Megan: D<
HEER R DA LOVELY LAYDEEZ~~~~~~~~~