Typical. Apparently he's incapable of making his own food so he's…: simplicist

simplicist

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Nov 08, 2008 02:30

Typical.

Apparently he's incapable of making his own food so he's just gonna stand there and chug milk while his vampiress ho stalks around so stealthy-like.

Oh, you fucking bitch.

Liam: LOL I'M A VAMPIRE HISS! :D
Vampire: SOOOOOOO SEXXXXY

She is one slutty ass vampire, infecting all of my sims with her disease GODDAMN

Daphne: Hi, I'm kind of melting. Fix it.

I HATE SIM!VAMPIRES.

Seriously, Liam. Stop this fuckery.

Crystal Hart? Whoa, someone grew out of stripping

Looks... sanitary.

Everyone: LOL HI LIAM WE STILL GAIN SMART POINTS JUST BY LOOKING AT YOUR DUMB ASS

Anyway, Liam failed the semester (...) I was bored as fuck of them being in college, and I just wanted to get on with it, so Liam was declared heir and here he is dropping out. On a non-existent phone. Okay.

Back home.

Reese: MAN I LOVE ME A GOOD BLOWTORCH

Mahalia: Who the fuck are you?

Maybe if she'd have ever, uh, talked to her kids...

It's business as usual in the Fox house.

Liam: HEEYYYYYYYYY SEXY BITCH
Aurora: I am NOT your SEXY BITCH. GTFO

Sorry, no, you're making babies whether you like it or not.

Well, isn't someone just ~ethnically aware~ today.

Liam: SO....... HUNGRY..........

Liam: BANGING ON THESE DRUMS WILL PROBABLY STOP THAT PROBLEM

Liam: Wait, nope, still starving.

...

Reese: BUT I DON'T WANT WRINKLEEEEEEEEES

Don't worry, gurl, yo wrinkled ass can ~rawk~

Aurora: WHY HELLO SEXY MAN

Cole is of course, a welcoming force in the household. Which Aurora finds just HILAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS.

Oh Jesus. Has someone been hanging around Liam too much?

Aurora: I NEED A CHAAAAAAAIR
Cole: I love it when you BEND YOUR NECK BACK, BABY

Aurora: RIGHT ON SEXY OLD MAN

Someone shoot me now.

pragnent

Aurora: So I thought I'd let you know that you're the sexiest old geezer EVAR.

Aurora: BUT SERIOUSLY, I NEED A CHAIR. I NEED ONE.

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Liam: Sup, wife.

Apparently he still can't dig any actual thoughts out of his mind.

Yeah, just go ahead and pick out of the fridge instead of CONTINUING TO PREPARE THAT PERFECTLY FINE FOOD YOU LEFT ON THE COUNTER. I swear to God this bitch outstupids Liam sometimes.

Liam: HAAAAAAAAAAY GUYS, WHAT'S CRACKALACKIN'
Aurora: Just telling your dad how GODDAMN SEXY HE IS OH BE STILL MY HEART you?

Cole: You know your husband failed out of elementary school, right?
Aurora: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED. :|

You better hope not, Aurora, because you certainly are one of them.

Someone remind me to turn off these annoying ass cutscenes. Nice wedding gown, Aurora.

Liam: I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY CONSTELLATION, SO LONG I WAS DEPRIVED

This is all completely appropriate, of course.

Yeah, hungry for crusty old man dick, maybe.

Liam: YEAH, RUB HER LIKE THAT, THAT'S GOOD

Babby is being borned! What's Liam doing?

Having a riveting conversation with the speaker, apparently.

Liam: DO. NOT. WANT.

Well, good job.

And it wasn't just one baby, nope. Two girls, Maya and Megan.

Aurora: I HATE CHILDRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liam: DROOL

Oh, this is the beginning of a beautiful family.

The kitchen: not only women belong here.

Maya eventually gets put in a crib...

Apparently no one gives a shit about Megan, though.

Oh, wait, Reese changed her diaper.

And THEN put her on the floor. Hey Reese, what happened to your awesome parenting skills?

Megan gets put on the lawn, too, while Maya gets to be held? This kid is gonna grow up with a severe inferiority complex if they don't shape up.

Megan: FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK DAMN SHIT I'M STARVING I'M DIRTY I'M ON THE FLOOR DO YOU BITCHES HEAR ME
No one: *hears*

Liam: I think my wife is cheating on me. I guess I'm supposed to fall out of love, or something.

Liam: And scream! YEAH BITCH FUCK WHAT I HATE YOU

Liam: So hey guys, what's the haps?

You could try actually putting the trash in the garbage...

BIRTHSAY IS SOOB!

Liam: OH GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

Way to further kill the kid's self-esteem.

Megan.

Maya.

Liam: I HATE YOU

Liam hating her sends her into more aspirational failure.

Megan: I smell bad :(

Mahalia: NO ONE CARES, BITCH

Megan: But I smeeeeeeeeeeelll!!!!!!

Megan: CHANGEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE
Mahalia: I hear nothing.

Wow, my toddler is harbouring homicidal feelings.

At least someone feeds her.

No one else pays any attention.

Let's play FIND MEGAN. Oh you guys are so sly.

Maya: HUUUUUUUUUUUUGS TIME!

Seriously, bitch is obsessed with hugs.

Aurora: Uhhhhhh WHOA HELLO THERE WASN'T MACKING ON YOUR HUSBAND NOPE JUST YOU KNOW, STANDING HERE.

wat

Seriously, this kid has some serious issues.

Reese hates Aurora for no apparent reason. ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT MAHALIA HAS TO TRY TO STEAL HER BROTHER AWAY FROM HER BEDCHAMBER? Oh Reese you incestuous bitch.