THE FOX LEGACY: generation 3.4
So Liam isn't exactly working it with the ladiez.
Liam: I'M BOREEEEEEEEEEED
this is so random but whenever my sims do that i think of that deleted scene in borat where he visits the psychic. "she make a complain, borat, i tired, borat, i no want to pull a plow, borat, the pigs eat a my dinner, borat, i do not want to sleep in stable, borat borat GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYY if you are bored"
Chase is still a bitch.
Liam: HAAAAAAAAAAY GIRL
Aurora: So, that guy took my virginity.
Liam: SNIFF SNIFF
Daphne's lover ~Stanley~: LOL LOSER
Aurora: :|
Liam: LURK, DROOL, COMPLAIN
This is about the extent of his average daily activities.
This is the entirety of Daphne's average daily activities. Seriously, this bitch is a stalker.
Daphne: HOW COULD YOU ALLOW SUCH BEHAVIOR!?!?!!?!?!?
Daphne: OMG PDA EW SERIOUSLY SO GROSS I'M GONNA HURL UGH EW D:
Liam: lol hi 'm bored
Aurora: TAKE A SHOWER DAMN
Daphne: Lookin' GOOOOOOOOOd, Blondie!
Oh whatever Daphne. Hypocrite.
This kind of PDA is totally okay though.
Liam: bad dreamz :(
Terrifying. I don't know how you survive such torment.
Daphne: So you gonna call me!? :D :D
WORK IT OUT
Liam: STILL BORED
Seriously Daphne, just screw him and get it over with. I swear to God, she stalks this guy and ~HER TRUE LOVE STANLEY~ with every spare minute of her time.
Liam: SO I'M PRETTY INTO CHAIRS
Bitch: yeah don't care gtfo
Liam: I LIKE YOUR UNDERWEAR
Bitch: At least she wants your balls!
THIS NAME NEEDS TO STOP APPEARING IN MY GAME AND LIAM STOP FLIRTING WITH CHICKS NAMED AFTER YOUR MOM
Mahalia: I really do want your balls. :D
Coach: MY VIRGIN EYESSSSSSS
Coach: If you have sex, you will get pregnant, and you WILL DIE!
Liam: WINKWINK
Coach: DON'T YOU KIDS MAKE ME BLOW MY JESUS WHISTLE!!!!!!
Daphne: I smell. D:
Stanley: LIKE HEAVEN, BABY
I'm starting to think Daphne will stalk anything that moves.
Daphne: WOW YOU'RE SUCH AN UH-MAY-ZING DANCER
Eh, at least she has good taste, I guess.
Daphne: Sooooooo you're still really fucking hot.
Hi Liam.
Hating your life yet?
(idk how the fuck he got into college with his grades)
HI MOST ASININE WANT EVER AWARD.
Daphne: UNF UNF UNF UNFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Chase: My mom can kick your mom's ass, BITCH.
Liam: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You mean, why are you fucking bitching about an object THAT ISN'T THERE AND NEVER WAS THERE?
Daphne is so boringly monogamous, I swear to God. She's a secondary romance but mostly just stalks a million guys. I have never seen her roll a romance want.
Uh. Okay.
She can stalk through walls.
Daphne: So I was thinking that FINE ASS LLAMA would be the next on my list of "men to stalk", yes, my stalkees?
wat
Excessive bubble bonging can cause loss of bladder control.
And severe stupidity.
But I'm thinking that's just Liam.
Liam: Sup guys.
Liam: HAAAAAAAAAAAY GIRLLLLLLL ALLOW ME TO SCOOT CLOSER.
Liam: Congrats on taking my innocence! :D
Liam: I AM SOOOOOOOOOO BORED
At least he's stopped bitching about constellation deprivation.
Liam: I STINK
Aurora: Hell yes you do.
Liam: I STIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Liam: HAAAAAAAALP THIS IS NO FUN.
GO TAKE A SHOWER THEN SWEET JESUS.
Cheerleader: DAMN YOUR MAN IS SEXY
Aurora: You can have the smelly motherfucker, Blondie is looking hotter and hotter by the moment.
Liam: HAAAAAAAAAAAAY GIRL
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Thanks for desecrating the couch, Liam.
Daphne: NO THANKS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Mahalia: BITCH JUST GIVE INTO YOUR ~INNER ROMANCE SIM~
Faerie movies. Oic.
If you're wondering why Chase and James never show up, it's because they're boring as fuck and mostly stand around playing some form of game or telling jokes.
Daphne thinks ~all men are beautiful~.
Oh God.
Well, at least he's got someone to make him look intelligent by comparison.
wat
Everyone: Hi, you make us feel smart by comparison. ++SMARTPOINTS
YOU FUCKING HAVE A BUBBLE BLOWER WTF
not surprised
Good thing we can always count on Daphne to inject win into shit.
YOU NEVER GET PISSED AT ANYONE, MISS 10 NICE POINTS.
Yeah, screwing your new bitches in front of your old bitch sounds like a great idea.
Make it two bitches!
Mahalia: WHYYYYYYYY DID I SLEEP WITH SUCH A LOSER
Vampire whose name is rly long and crazy and I forgot: I vant to suck your blood LOLOLOOLL
Chase: D<
Vampire: :(
Liam: YOU CAN SUCK MY BLOOD BABY
He would like her. I mean, the dumb bitch spent like half a sim hour flying into this wall repeatedly. WAT
Apparently Chase actually likes her.
A lot.
GTFO LIAM.
A LOT. Talk about taking it fast.
Anyway, here's Daphne winning more by not falling out of this damn thing despite having like 2 body points. Awesome.
Just when you thought Liam couldn't get any more moronic, he's now KISSING A CHICK THAT IS NOT THERE WAT
I guess the vampire's in for some brotherly action.
Liam: NO SORRY I FUCK UNDEAD CHIX NOW.
.....?
The ladies love having their heads mashed into vases.
Very romantic.
Liam: SUPPPPPPPPPP SNOWMAN NICE TO MEET YOU
I give up.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
I hope you all eat so much candy you puke! Or drink so much you puke, if that's your thing.
Or both. Ballerific.
Okay I'm going to stop now anyway HAPPY HALLOWIZZEEN BIZNATCHES and remember, today is the only day it's okay to take candy from strangers.
god you guys this awful is update i've been trying to make myself do it for days and i'm sry D: