This guy named Derek keeps sending me emails entitled, "This porn site'll get you going" or "You ain't seen better boobies than these."
I'm telling you, I have yet to be impressed.
(edit):
I saw
her list of future summer reads, and got jealous. After returning from a calm evening at Barnes & Noble and gaping at all the beautiful books, here's my humble list:
x 1984 by G. Orwell
x Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald
x The Pillars of the Earth by Follett
x Stupid White Men by Moore
x White Teeth by Zadie Smith
x A Lesson Before Dying by Gaines
x The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice
Regarding the last book, I've read the whole series fifty times and it still doesn't get old. Anne Rice's erotica is like none other.