No. Just. . . . no.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
simplicikey sent to me...
Twelve ilpacocks drumming
Eleven dragonfishers piping
Ten shizucracks a-leaping
Nine ishidorks dancing
Eight hammer_forgeds a-dancing
Seven inyoheads a-swimming
Six say_thee_nays a-singing
Five fa-a-a-ake_alchemists
Four roxas
Three big sis
Two giant artichokes
...and a riku in a goofy.