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Yaaaay. My answers.
1) You're allowed to buy yourself any kind of animal you want as a pet. What do you get? Well, I really want a zebra, but those are some retarded mother fuckers. There were these two zebras who got spooked and ran into a fence post and broke their necks a few weeks ago at the local zoo... and I can't say monkey, because thats so cliche. Let's see... I want a kangaroo! Because I saw those at the zoo and they can hop really far. :) And one came up and ate out of my hand... so I started repeating lines from the SP DVD.
"What are you doing Pierre?"
"Feeding Kangaroos, can't you tell?"
>.> <.<
2.You're only allowed to have sex with one man for the rest of your life. Jeff or Chuck? asjdhasj! Gasp! Only ONE!? Well, I have a theroy that both of them have large penises. >.> Is penises a word? <.< But I'm gonna have to go with Jeff... no. Chuck. I DUNNO! Dammit! I've met them both and they're both really sweet. But I like bald people. So. Jeff. That's my final answer.
3) Which birthday was your favourite and why? Definitly my 18th. Every other birthday blew major donkey balls. But THIS birthday, I went to prom with my boyfriend (who I see once every 3 months), got laid, rode in my first limo, AND didn't have to go to school! :)
4) If you could have any one super power what would it be and why? (and it can't be the ability to have all the powers) I would have the power to go back in time, because there are a lot of things I would like to change. The power also includes being able to freeze time. That would be nice!
5) If you could move to any country in Europe what would it be and what would be the first thing you'd go and see when you go there? Oooo. That's a hard one. Either France, and I'd go see one of the big cathedrals (because I'm too afraid of heights to see the Eiffle tower, or Italy... I want to see all the famous art meusems there!
1) You're allowed to buy yourself any kind of animal you want as a pet. What do you get? Well, I really want a zebra, but those are some retarded mother fuckers. There were these two zebras who got spooked and ran into a fence post and broke their necks a few weeks ago at the local zoo... and I can't say monkey, because thats so cliche. Let's see... I want a kangaroo! Because I saw those at the zoo and they can hop really far. :) And one came up and ate out of my hand... so I started repeating lines from the SP DVD.
"What are you doing Pierre?"
"Feeding Kangaroos, can't you tell?"
>.> <.<
2.You're only allowed to have sex with one man for the rest of your life. Jeff or Chuck? asjdhasj! Gasp! Only ONE!? Well, I have a theroy that both of them have large penises. >.> Is penises a word? <.< But I'm gonna have to go with Jeff... no. Chuck. I DUNNO! Dammit! I've met them both and they're both really sweet. But I like bald people. So. Jeff. That's my final answer.
3) Which birthday was your favourite and why? Definitly my 18th. Every other birthday blew major donkey balls. But THIS birthday, I went to prom with my boyfriend (who I see once every 3 months), got laid, rode in my first limo, AND didn't have to go to school! :)
4) If you could have any one super power what would it be and why? (and it can't be the ability to have all the powers) I would have the power to go back in time, because there are a lot of things I would like to change. The power also includes being able to freeze time. That would be nice!
5) If you could move to any country in Europe what would it be and what would be the first thing you'd go and see when you go there? Oooo. That's a hard one. Either France, and I'd go see one of the big cathedrals (because I'm too afraid of heights to see the Eiffle tower, or Italy... I want to see all the famous art meusems there!