mom = lazy fuck

[simplexdork]

so i wake up .. the UPS guy rings the doorbell.. my mom is in her PJs.. i'm in my PJs lookin like a fucking bum. she makes me answer the door and causes this whole scene. so i do it, i come in and throw the stupid thing on the couch. and she says "see did that kill you?" i said "no but would it kill you to have answered the door." and she says "you

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[richpirategirl]

Ick, I'm sorry your morning started off in such a foul manner, hope things pick up. =\

[simplexdork]

thanks <33

[diatonically]

GAH DUMB MOTHERS.

[simplexdork]

yup! >.

aww!

[lil_katy]

Awwww!! sound's like your mum is like dead dumb. -- I know that's mean but.. she reminds me of my mum.. like with the previous things ive read too. -- I would of refused to answer the door.. but then again.. you're right to have just done it instead of causing an arguement. I'm away from home for like a few weeks b/c it's the school holidays. :) so my mum cant do anything like that to me. <3 Take care x

Re: aww!

[simplexdork]

THANK YOU!! lol. <33 ah you're lucky your mom is away.

[pokemaster576]

HAHA ONE TIME THE FED EX GUY CAME TO OUR DOOR AND MY MOMS LIKE "WHOS THAT" "THE FEDS" "WHAT" "FED EX" "GO GET IT" "NO YOU" "YOURE DRESSED" "SO" "GO GET IT IM IN MY PJS" "YAH IM LAZY SRY" "WTF GO GET IT WHY CANT YOU GO GET IT" "I HAVE TO GO DOWN THE STAIRS SCREW THAT" "GO GET IT HES GONNA GO AWAY!!!!!" "NO YOU" "OMG W/E *RUNS DOWN STAIRS* *COMES BACK UP* UMMMM THE PACKAGE WAS FOR YOU ASSHOLE" "OOO YAY K THX"

[simplexdork]

LOL sounds just like what happened to me.

[_jenrocks]

You are so awesome/funny! You remind me of my friend Raymon!

You rock!

[simplexdork]

LOL. really? thanks! `=]