Arsenal
I was sent a link with Arsenal terrace chants. As I've never been a season ticket holder to Arsenal, I've never known any of these things - a situation I intend to go about rectifying once I get a job - but some of them are hilarious.
There is the classic
And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen....
which I've heard sung at games through the tv
and Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
and of course
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal...
there are also some absolutely hilarious ones - this is probably why everyone in the UK thinks I'm a "posh twat" for supporting Arsenal
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit...
sung to the scousers at liverpool
We paid for your hats,
We paid for your haaats,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for your hats..
AND:
We paid for your horse,
We paid for your hooorse,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for your horse...
HAHA
and
There was a team from White Hart Lane,
Who couldn't kick a ball,
And every time they tried to,
They seemed to win f*ck all,
And then they came to the Emirates,
And that was f*cking daft,
Coz all the Arsenal team could do,
Was laugh and laugh and laugh...
...bloody spurs
He's bald!
He's sh*t!
He gets a game when no-one's fit!
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!
(To the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand
'Cause you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job.
and these two - the funniest of the lot. might not be for the faint hearted
Tony Adams magic,
Hes got a magic knob,
And when he saw Caprice,
He shoved it in her gob,
Shoved it up her f**ny,
Shoved it up her b*m,
And when he went to sh*te hart lane,
He f**ked Glen H***le's mum!
I'd rather have a willy than a c*nt,
I'd rather have a willy than a c*nt,
I'd rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy than a c*nt!
(gallas being willy cashley being c*nt)
There is the classic
And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen....
which I've heard sung at games through the tv
and Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
and of course
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal...
there are also some absolutely hilarious ones - this is probably why everyone in the UK thinks I'm a "posh twat" for supporting Arsenal
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit...
sung to the scousers at liverpool
We paid for your hats,
We paid for your haaats,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for your hats..
AND:
We paid for your horse,
We paid for your hooorse,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for your horse...
HAHA
and
There was a team from White Hart Lane,
Who couldn't kick a ball,
And every time they tried to,
They seemed to win f*ck all,
And then they came to the Emirates,
And that was f*cking daft,
Coz all the Arsenal team could do,
Was laugh and laugh and laugh...
...bloody spurs
He's bald!
He's sh*t!
He gets a game when no-one's fit!
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!
(To the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand
'Cause you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job.
and these two - the funniest of the lot. might not be for the faint hearted
Tony Adams magic,
Hes got a magic knob,
And when he saw Caprice,
He shoved it in her gob,
Shoved it up her f**ny,
Shoved it up her b*m,
And when he went to sh*te hart lane,
He f**ked Glen H***le's mum!
I'd rather have a willy than a c*nt,
I'd rather have a willy than a c*nt,
I'd rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy than a c*nt!
(gallas being willy cashley being c*nt)