Feb 13, 2005 12:00
what an amazing night last night...
Everyone was supposed to meet at my house at 645 to go see Presinct 13 at 730 at Crossgates. I get to my house at 650 and Wilson and Nicholson are in my room, just kinda chillin. Everything is on time until we call colin and he now decides he can go with us... The problem is that Colin lives at exit 11 and by the time he decides he can go with us it is 710. We pick schiffy up running down his street to my house carrying two metal baking pans and speed off to get colin. We get to colin's house at 720 and have to make it to XGate by 730....not happening, well previews...maybe we thought. I didn't stop for colin, he just kinda jumped in and we closed the door behind him. We were still moving at the time. We get to XGates only to find out that the movie is sold out. What a kick in the balls...So we call our parents and they all let us stay to see the 1010 showing of it. We call Watroba like 30 times to see if he wants to come and when we should go pick him up from work. Somewhere in the middle Colin and Schiffy end up zipping their jackets together and becoming one giant ugly being. Then on the way out of the mall to go pick up Watroba, Colin plays the penis game and throws a bouncy ball up onto the second story of crossgates right in front of his ex girlfriends psychotic stepfather. The following scene ensues in Filenes:
4 teenage boys following me around, stalking a grown man while he is on the cellphone with his stepdaughter telling her the events that are happening as things occur. Then Schiffy decides that it would be a good idea to yell out, "dave, Colin woods fucked you daughter" (Yes schiffy, dave did hear this, I talked to ashley the next day) which resulted in Colin pushing schiffy into a rack of clothing, and the rest of us running out of the store....not suspicious at all or anythng.
On the ride home, we passed cars and Colin (never let him ride shotty ever!) rolled down his window on 3 or 4 cars and shouted "YOUR LEFT TAIL LIGHT IS BROKEN" Truth be told, all the tail lights on the cars were fine save one, but I think he told the person the wrong one was out.
Oh and the movie was good...a 3 out of 5
Oh and I forgot to mention, but this was all done in the infamous I'm HAPPY mobile, my parents minivan with license plate 1M HAPPY.
Great night all around...