Mrs Carey Rant
Apparently I'm quasi-famous for my rants about Mrs. Carey...all one or two of them. Oh well, here is an ode to her. Thank you for tricking us into believing that we had a test today. "Oh I've thought of 20 out of the 25 questions" lies... Oh yeah, and thanks for putting up that overly extensive diagram on the board, it was completely convincing that we had a test the next day and that it was to be a piece of work. Very few teachers go over a book the day before a test and give an extensive play by play descriptions of what's happened in it unless the test is nearly impossible. Well thank you Mrs. Carey, for I stayed up till 2 AM reading chapters 33-41, the ones that I had neglected to read the previous night and which she had just assigned that day. Honestly, we read a book for over a month, and then she assigns nearly a quarter of it in 2 days...Regardless, last night I had homework that was to be collected and graded from every single class. That has never happened to me before in my scholarly career thus far. I've always managed to procrastinate at least one class or have not had to do the homework because it wasn't going to be collected. Oh well, I procrastinated my work...I paid for it, although 2 of the classes never even accepted the homework I did, which kinda pissed me off but oh well.
More about Carey:
If there are any rumors about me stealing the box full of Farewell To Arms, they are true. As we speak, they are sitting in the back seat of my car. I went down to the classroom between my physics periods, took the box, left a ransom note that said, "If you ever want to see your precious books again..." and left a single copy of the book in the box. I have a brilliant plan to get Mrs. Carey back for not only telling us there was a test and not giving us one, but for not even showing up to class to answer our questions about our essays. (Olivia is right though, I don't know why i'm complaining about not having a test, although a rant was requested by tommy o) Regardless, the ransom note was left and that was originally the extent of my plan, however I had an epiphany while sneaking out of the school with the books. I am going to take the books and individually take ransom photos for them. Here are some of my ideas:
-The grill
-The fireplace
-Under a car tire
-In my dogs mouth
I need more ideas, though, so this entry is dual purposed. Please do not tell Mrs. Carey I have her books and what I am planning to do with them. That would ruin everything. It will be funny I swear and I will admit to the entire thing at the end of the joke. I also need to think of more ideas as to what to do with the books. It needs to be fairly simple, can't give away who I am or anything about me, and it cannot harm the books in any way. other than that, its fair game. Don't tell mrs carey please!!!!
More about Carey:
If there are any rumors about me stealing the box full of Farewell To Arms, they are true. As we speak, they are sitting in the back seat of my car. I went down to the classroom between my physics periods, took the box, left a ransom note that said, "If you ever want to see your precious books again..." and left a single copy of the book in the box. I have a brilliant plan to get Mrs. Carey back for not only telling us there was a test and not giving us one, but for not even showing up to class to answer our questions about our essays. (Olivia is right though, I don't know why i'm complaining about not having a test, although a rant was requested by tommy o) Regardless, the ransom note was left and that was originally the extent of my plan, however I had an epiphany while sneaking out of the school with the books. I am going to take the books and individually take ransom photos for them. Here are some of my ideas:
-The grill
-The fireplace
-Under a car tire
-In my dogs mouth
I need more ideas, though, so this entry is dual purposed. Please do not tell Mrs. Carey I have her books and what I am planning to do with them. That would ruin everything. It will be funny I swear and I will admit to the entire thing at the end of the joke. I also need to think of more ideas as to what to do with the books. It needs to be fairly simple, can't give away who I am or anything about me, and it cannot harm the books in any way. other than that, its fair game. Don't tell mrs carey please!!!!