The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:no Do you party a lot? How often?:never Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:no How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:50 Do you skip classes? How often?:never Do you have casual sex? Protected?:neither Do you steal?:yes Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:no Do you drool over celebrities?:yes Do you watch a lot of TV?:yes Do you ever watch the News?:no Do you even care about world issues?:yes Do you read books often?:constantly Are you failing a lot of your classes?:no Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:yes Do you smoke cigarettes?:no Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:no Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:yes Do you cuss a lot?:yes Are you desperate to fit in?:no Are you intelligent?:yes The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:no Black eyeliner?:yes Black eyeshadow?:no Black trenchcoat?:no Black boots?:no Black fishnets?:no Black nail polish?:yes Cigarettes?:no Heavy metal music?:no Marilyn Manson?:no Kittie?:no Cradle of Filth?:no Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no Do you like to be seen as: Are you an intellectual?:yes An atheist?:yes Horrible home life?:yes Hopelessly depressed?:no Suffering with suicidal idealations?:no Self-mutilation?:no The Punk StereotypePlaid?:yes Big black boots?:no Mohawk?:no Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:no Loud, confident and opinionated?:yes Wild hair colors?:yes NOFX?:yes Rancid?:yes Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:yes A:no The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:174 Do you watch a lot of sports?:no Play a lot of sports?:no Talk a lot about sports?:no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:no Are you arrogant?:no Are you a male or female whore?:no Are you homophobic?:no Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no Boobs = yes?:no Parties = yes?:no Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:no Have you ever been on a diet?:yes How much did you lose?:5 lbs Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:no Make yourself throw up?:no Make-up?:a little Low-cut tops?:no How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:c Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:no Giggle a lot?:yes What's the deal with boys?:hot Thongs?:yes Pretty bras?:yes YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:yes Who's the weaker sex?:i dont know Are you a feminist?:no Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:no How often do you shave your legs?:once every 2 weeks How about your armpits?:same Are you emotional?:yes Especially when on your period?:yes This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:orginality Independence or Companionship?:companionship Stability or Freedom?:freedom Personal or Interpersonal?:personal Introvert or Extrovert?:introvert Popularity or Isolation?:isolation Unique or Loved?:loved Understood or Individual?:individual You or Them?:them
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