I have a baby, and I'm not afraid to use it!! (also, NEW WRITING PROJECT details)
heh, I've got a baby in my lap. Tryst is staying with us, 'til in the morning. Aunt needed a break, and everyone's finally gotten over their sicknesses. So, the Baby Lottery went down. Asther got the twins (sucks to be him), we got Tristen, Just went with Ryo, and Sage went over to J's.
From what I understand, Evan has locked himself in his office with Kelly, and they're smoking cigars and playing poker and pretending they aren't there.
Poor darling Auntie, she was handing young'uns out like Halloween candy. For the record? We got the best one. He is SO freakin' sweet. It's unnatural. I suspect him of being the antichrist. He's that good. How did we get this good a baby?
He's sitting in my lap while I'm typing, right? And he's just checking out his toes, and checking out my shirt, and he'll put his hand on my arm while I'm typing. And that's about it. He just looks and watches, and occasionally will say a little something.
This is dangerous. I could get used to a little fella like this. The twin hurricanes, they're good for reminding me that me and Kare don't need kids, but Mr. Tristen is like, too good to be true. I feel like pinching him fat legs *pinch pinch*
Heh, he's giggling. *nibbles fingers* Still giggling *nibbles toes* Oh, lord, it's taken me about thirty minutes to write this, all bc I've got cute baby on my lap. And now Kare's fussing at me to get him some juice. *exit stage left*
Okay, back. There was a reason for me posting...oh yeah.
NEW WRITING PROJECT!!
I'm not all done with the last one, but that's okay. I can do both. I'm talented that way. *cough* so not *cough*
I've already chosen the fandom and pairing (House/Wilson) and the theme is "First Kisses".
What I need from YOU is a word, a sentence, a setting, some sort of prompt. (I'll be doing more of these, in other fandoms, don't worry).
In return, you'll get a ficlet, 100 words or more. When I'm done, I'll put 'em all together, and post them as one "Thirteen First Kisses" fic.
To that end, I'm taking thirteen of these to start with, and I'll be putting up a request for prompts on house_wilson, so get them while they're hot. I'm giving my flist a few hours head-start, just bc I love ya'll best.
...And because I have a baby on my lap. WHO PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME!!!!! My baby, MINE. I had him first. *smacks hands*
I'm going to go watch football with my baby. And teach him the fine art of yelling at the tv. And drinking beer. Well, juice for him. And I probably won't be allowed beer with the baby around. I'll steal some of his juice.
He's not getting any of my nachos, though.
(PS...if you req'd a raffle prompt, they're in the post below this one. Except for tattooedraven's, that one's on the way).
From what I understand, Evan has locked himself in his office with Kelly, and they're smoking cigars and playing poker and pretending they aren't there.
Poor darling Auntie, she was handing young'uns out like Halloween candy. For the record? We got the best one. He is SO freakin' sweet. It's unnatural. I suspect him of being the antichrist. He's that good. How did we get this good a baby?
He's sitting in my lap while I'm typing, right? And he's just checking out his toes, and checking out my shirt, and he'll put his hand on my arm while I'm typing. And that's about it. He just looks and watches, and occasionally will say a little something.
This is dangerous. I could get used to a little fella like this. The twin hurricanes, they're good for reminding me that me and Kare don't need kids, but Mr. Tristen is like, too good to be true. I feel like pinching him fat legs *pinch pinch*
Heh, he's giggling. *nibbles fingers* Still giggling *nibbles toes* Oh, lord, it's taken me about thirty minutes to write this, all bc I've got cute baby on my lap. And now Kare's fussing at me to get him some juice. *exit stage left*
Okay, back. There was a reason for me posting...oh yeah.
NEW WRITING PROJECT!!
I'm not all done with the last one, but that's okay. I can do both. I'm talented that way. *cough* so not *cough*
I've already chosen the fandom and pairing (House/Wilson) and the theme is "First Kisses".
What I need from YOU is a word, a sentence, a setting, some sort of prompt. (I'll be doing more of these, in other fandoms, don't worry).
In return, you'll get a ficlet, 100 words or more. When I'm done, I'll put 'em all together, and post them as one "Thirteen First Kisses" fic.
To that end, I'm taking thirteen of these to start with, and I'll be putting up a request for prompts on house_wilson, so get them while they're hot. I'm giving my flist a few hours head-start, just bc I love ya'll best.
...And because I have a baby on my lap. WHO PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME!!!!! My baby, MINE. I had him first. *smacks hands*
I'm going to go watch football with my baby. And teach him the fine art of yelling at the tv. And drinking beer. Well, juice for him. And I probably won't be allowed beer with the baby around. I'll steal some of his juice.
He's not getting any of my nachos, though.
(PS...if you req'd a raffle prompt, they're in the post below this one. Except for tattooedraven's, that one's on the way).