Update thingy
There's a little House-type ficlet below this here post. I demand you go read it. ^^
I know I forgot to mention it, but a week ago today was Sage's bday. Him's a big boy now! Yeah, whatever, you're still a shrimp. A shrimp tail, that's what you are. Happy whatnot, even though I said it last week and all. Did you like your gift? You ran off blushing, so I couldn't tell. *is an evil, evil man*
Me and Sage have a new hobby. It's torturing Julian. It's so easy to do, I never realized. We just have to have a conversation, which he always eavesdrops on, about how we're concerned about his apparent hair loss/weight gain/etc. At the picnic yesterday, we were in the kitchen being Aunt's lackeys, and were standing at the table with our backs turned, and started talking about how he looked bloated.
Now, we do this constantly, so you'd think he'd get it, but he still starts asking around, he's so freaking vain. Then Kare walks through, on his way outside, and as I'm saying "I don't know, I think he needs to take something..." he drops this bomb, "Laxative." And never breaks stride going out the door. We seriously lost it. Even Aunt was gone. We laughed so damned hard. Julian is like the easiest mark, say, EVER. *shakes head* Poor guy. When Kare takes potshots at you, you know it's bad.
Hee, Tryst is a cuteness and a half. He does this thing when he holds his bottle, like he's holding the bottle with his toes, and they're all curled up on the bottle. I can't explain it, but it's so damned cute. He just sucks on his bottle and grins when you say something to him, as if to say, "Oh yeah? Well...I have toes!" I'll admit it, I had baby toes in my mouth. I nibbled the heck out of those toes. He thinks that's the best shit in the world. I know, I'm such a freaking girl sometimes. ^^ (But they're CUTE TOES, dammit!)
The twins, on the other hand, are hellions. HELLIONS, I say. And they love Julian to death. Bless his heart, he had to actually take a bath and change into some of Evan's clothes, they had gotten so much barbecue sauce on him. He had it in his hair and everything. The dogs were all *dreamy eyes* over the twins, because they kept filching food off of our plates and taking it to the dogs.
All in all, a very nice time was had by all. The usual unbelievable amount of food was had...OH!!! I nearly forgot. The new neighbors?? Called the cops on us! For being loud!!!!! *dies laughing* It was hilarious. They don't even know, they just shit themselves out of an invite to any dinner in the future. And Aunt always used to send a plate over to the people next door, even if they didn't come over. Dumbasses. (We are seriously loud. It would suck to live next door to us during one of our get-togethers...that's why you have to JOIN us. 'cause you're NOT going to beat us.)
Lily and Just fought the ENTIRE FREAKING time. I wanted to murder them both and bury them under the deck. Neither of them would be missed. Anyway, as I was saying, besides all that, we had a nice time. I'm glad it's getting warm again, so we can all hang out. There's just too damned many of us to all be cooped up inside a house together. We need room to spread out and get on each other's nerves for awhile, then move around. All we need now is a pool, so I can throw people in when they piss me off. That would be freakin' awesome. I must speak with Aunt.
*yawn* I so sleepy. Me go bed now. Aren't you proud of me, all update-y and all? You should be. ^^
I know I forgot to mention it, but a week ago today was Sage's bday. Him's a big boy now! Yeah, whatever, you're still a shrimp. A shrimp tail, that's what you are. Happy whatnot, even though I said it last week and all. Did you like your gift? You ran off blushing, so I couldn't tell. *is an evil, evil man*
Me and Sage have a new hobby. It's torturing Julian. It's so easy to do, I never realized. We just have to have a conversation, which he always eavesdrops on, about how we're concerned about his apparent hair loss/weight gain/etc. At the picnic yesterday, we were in the kitchen being Aunt's lackeys, and were standing at the table with our backs turned, and started talking about how he looked bloated.
Now, we do this constantly, so you'd think he'd get it, but he still starts asking around, he's so freaking vain. Then Kare walks through, on his way outside, and as I'm saying "I don't know, I think he needs to take something..." he drops this bomb, "Laxative." And never breaks stride going out the door. We seriously lost it. Even Aunt was gone. We laughed so damned hard. Julian is like the easiest mark, say, EVER. *shakes head* Poor guy. When Kare takes potshots at you, you know it's bad.
Hee, Tryst is a cuteness and a half. He does this thing when he holds his bottle, like he's holding the bottle with his toes, and they're all curled up on the bottle. I can't explain it, but it's so damned cute. He just sucks on his bottle and grins when you say something to him, as if to say, "Oh yeah? Well...I have toes!" I'll admit it, I had baby toes in my mouth. I nibbled the heck out of those toes. He thinks that's the best shit in the world. I know, I'm such a freaking girl sometimes. ^^ (But they're CUTE TOES, dammit!)
The twins, on the other hand, are hellions. HELLIONS, I say. And they love Julian to death. Bless his heart, he had to actually take a bath and change into some of Evan's clothes, they had gotten so much barbecue sauce on him. He had it in his hair and everything. The dogs were all *dreamy eyes* over the twins, because they kept filching food off of our plates and taking it to the dogs.
All in all, a very nice time was had by all. The usual unbelievable amount of food was had...OH!!! I nearly forgot. The new neighbors?? Called the cops on us! For being loud!!!!! *dies laughing* It was hilarious. They don't even know, they just shit themselves out of an invite to any dinner in the future. And Aunt always used to send a plate over to the people next door, even if they didn't come over. Dumbasses. (We are seriously loud. It would suck to live next door to us during one of our get-togethers...that's why you have to JOIN us. 'cause you're NOT going to beat us.)
Lily and Just fought the ENTIRE FREAKING time. I wanted to murder them both and bury them under the deck. Neither of them would be missed. Anyway, as I was saying, besides all that, we had a nice time. I'm glad it's getting warm again, so we can all hang out. There's just too damned many of us to all be cooped up inside a house together. We need room to spread out and get on each other's nerves for awhile, then move around. All we need now is a pool, so I can throw people in when they piss me off. That would be freakin' awesome. I must speak with Aunt.
*yawn* I so sleepy. Me go bed now. Aren't you proud of me, all update-y and all? You should be. ^^