On a dare from jjjean65

[simple__man]

For your viewing pleasure, smutty haiku spam. ^^ I posted these in response to a meme for Miss Jean, and she promptly dared me to post them here. Enjoy

Comments

[simple__man]

*ears turning red* Aww, thanks love! I'm glad you enjoyed them....

I seem to have found my calling. Screw fics, I wanna be a smutty haiku writer....

[simple__man]

*flushed down to his toes* That's too sweet. Thanks!

*laughing* Slash, it consumes our very thoughts!!

*ahem*

His toes curl slightly,
his head thrown back, he cries out,
Begging for mercy.

[maxwrite]

Love the second one. *drools* And the first part of the last one makes me giggle. Haven't had much sex lately, but the "damned sunlight, go 'way part" is all too familiar.

[simple__man]

The second one makes me think of Snape, in a Snupin sort of way. I'm not obsessed. Certainly not. So I'm glad you liked it ^^

*laughing* That's pretty much my morning mantra.......

*head under pillow* Stupid damned sunlight....*snugglesnuggle*

Kare *SHOVE* I have to go to WORK! Move your big head!

[little_himself]

I like haiku, except I feel the need to count when I read them.

Also I 'm not commenting.

[simple__man]

Well, if you counted, you probably noticed a few were not exactly right. But I don't care! I flaunt the rules of haiku.

And why aren't you commenting, you little shit. *fondly* I demand a comment! You owe me a comment!! Comment, damn you, comment!!!!!!!

[little_himself]

Well, I wasn't going to point that out. I figured you miscounted. And I meant that I'm not commenting on the poems themselves. *clarifies*

[simple__man]

I didn't miscount. I flaunted the rules of haiku. *nodnod*

Why, may I ask? If you think they're bad, say so. You know me well enough to know I won't get mad. If they aren't, why not comment and say so? Or perhaps there's some other reason for your non-commenting that I'm not aware of?

I'm unclear as to why you felt the need to comment to tell me you aren't commenting. It irks me. Just to be perfectly honest about it.

[boonies_boi]

Very hot!

[simple__man]

Why thank you very muchly! So's your icon ^^

[boonies_boi]

btw....when are you going to get me to make you icons? lol!

[simple__man]

....ooooooooooohhhhhhhh....can I? *rubs hands together gleefully*

I never know what to ask for though, I guess is the biggest reason.....*shifty eyes* I wonder if you could do anywhing with my smut haikus? I give you carte blanche, 'cause I am so useless at requesting...I'm not that creative ^^

Please??