Taylor Legacy: Chapter 1 1/2
Yeah. Wave to her ass, Joel. I bet he has a name for it too D:
BuddyBear: IF YOU AINT GOT THE MONEY I AINT GOT THE TIME.
Well said BuddyBear.
Sylvie went to work, Joel MISSED WORK because I couldn't get him out of bed in time to call the damn nanny... so this is what happens:
TWO NANNIES.
THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH.
This is what nannies do. They walk around all HOOBIE NOOBIE or pooping all day. TWO IS JUST THAT MUCH WORSE.
Oh also this. Put the baby in the crib, get him out. In, out. In, out. In, out.
NOTICE THE PUDDLE. NOTICE IT. A NANNY ALWAYS CLOGS THE FUCKIN TOILET. TOO MUCH FIBER MAYBE YES?
On another day Joel got demoted because he's a fucking idiot. Also because I always forget to send the kids to the mall and not the arcade. Woops.
Nanny: Your wife is fuckin HOOOOOOT
Joel: INORITE?
Joel: She's not into psychics though, don't mention like... the future or any of that shit.
They talk allllll the time but she likes to fuck with Joel's head.
Somehow a cheerleader showed up in the house. Joel was very excited, Sylvie uhhhhh not so much.
Put it back in your pants, Joel.
YOU ARE MUCH TOO OLD FOR HER. STOP IT.
(insert pre-cut image here. Sylvie was like SCUSE BITCH STEP OFF)
Apparently word about Sylvie's misogyny has gotten around.
As you may have noticed Sylvie isn't around a ton because she's too busy being a SUCCESSFUL ADULT.
UNLIKE SOMEBODY ELSE WE KNOW, WHO SUCKS AT GETTING HIS FLIRT ON.
Heard ya got speckles on your balls dude. DNW.
CAL'S BURDAAAAAAY.
This was her second piece of cake.
Sylvie got home from work and didn't approve of this broad.
She did approve of that her kitchen/dining room was a wreck, because she got to clean. Weirdo.
Cal is actually pretty boring. Doesn't really cry or bitch. He does play in the toilet sometimes and that drives me fucking nuts.
OH ALSO JOEL WENT BERSERKER.
He eventually went so nuts and wouldn't do anything I told him to do that he ran into the bathroom after Sylvie was done doing whatever, and died. I had pictures of the whole process but I swear my computer eats them. WTF. Anyway, Sylvie saved him.
And this is how they celebrated.
And just like Joel, this update is made of fail.
I took a LOOOOOOT of pictures but I don't know wtf is happening to all of them. Hopefully next time its more coherent.