The Deens Legacy 4.4
Last time, Isaac pumped iron and had a breakdown when his gym equipment was repo'd, Kinsey and Jane became teenagers, Benedict proved that he's still a huge chicken, and Henry peed all over himself. Good times.
We begin this update on a sad note.
Benedict: Sparkles? Why am I sparkling? Did I get into some glitter or something? Geez, it sticks to everything. This is going to take forever to get rid of.
Benedict: Maybe I should just throw this shirt away and buy a new one. That would save a lot of trouble, I think.
Benedict: Oh. I'm see-through. Well that solves that problem.
Kinsey and Isaac: *sob* GRANDPAAAA
Mark: Oh, that's a nice sconce. When did we get that?
Dolley: Augh, I have to be at work. I don't have time for this.
Jane: Grandpa, you did have to die in the smallest room in the house, didn't you? You did that on purpose, I am sure. Jerk.
Isaac: *cries like a little girl*
Long after everyone else had left the bathroom to go do other things, Isaac and Kinsey stayed and sobbed. It was a bittersweet brother-sister bonding moment.
Benedict's room got a makeover and the girls moved in.
And Benedict and his much nicer grave marker moved outside next to his dad.
I wonder, if Benny sees himself in the mirror when he's a ghost, will he still faint? Will his still faint if he sees Alexander's ghost? That would be pretty hilarious.
Even though he spent half the day sobbing and is in a terribly depressed mood, Isaac still has to do his homework. Dolley decided she would be a good mother and help Isaac out since he was feeling down.
Dolley: So you see, Clare is really Irene's doppelgänger. She is the other side of Irene's personality and represents Irene's darkest desires.
Isaac: Mom, that sounds lovely and all, but I have no clue what you're talking about. I thought you were going to help me with my math homework.
Dolley is, of course, no longer the only insane sim in the house. Kinsey has been making an effort to steal Dolley's title of "Most Crazy Deens."
Kinsey: Hey, how am I supposed to sit down and eat my salad? There's a couch in the way!
Jane: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Dolley: Sorry to interrupt your bath, dear. I'm off to work now!
Now that Dolley has been going back to work, Louisa and Madison are left at home with a babysitter.
Louisa: HEY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Babysitter: UGH! WHAT? Do you ever shut up?
Louisa: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The babysitter was doing such a terrible job that Mark had to come home early and save the twins.
Louisa: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Madison: FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mark: :(
Kinsey picspam. That is so attractive.
Point of interest: I think that's one of Floride's kids in the background.
Dolley is a bit more active with teaching Louisa and Madison than she was with Kinsey and Jane.
Ivan Luper (kaloslegacy ) came home with Isaac one day from school. He is also sporting a new haircut after Isaac snubbed his old one.
Ivan: Hey, are these your sisters? Why are they all up in my face?
Isaac: I dunno. Probably want to talk to you or something.
Ivan: Hahaha. Hi. I'm Ivan. You girls have nice, er. Nice... Nice ers.
Kinsey: I just want to get a sandwich. You're blocking my way.
Jane: Well I for one thank you for the compliment. I have always liked your hair, even before you cut it. Long hair is sexy. Don't listen to anything my idiot brother says.
Ivan: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Ivan: I think... I think I might be in love with you.
Well. That was fast.
Mark: I am going to pretend that I am not seeing this and I am going to go somewhere else far away from here and enjoy my macaroni.
Jane: I totally think we should go out.
Ivan: Me too.
So freaking fast. XD
Before you know it, it was time for the twins' birthday.
Louisa was already excitable and artistic. She developed the insane trait.
Oh boy. Three insane sims in the house. :|
Madison was friendly and easily impressed, and she developed the workaholic trait.
Mark: Ugh. So tired. Too many kids to look after. Too much to do for work.
Mark: *passes out*
Madison: Dad? Are you ok?
Dolley: Hey! HEEEEYYY HELP!
Dolley: I want to talk to my daughter but I can't because there's a wall in the way!
Louisa: How do I get out of this room? There's a door in the way!
Louisa is truly her mother's daughter.
Madison is the only person in this house without a problem. She spends her days writing or doing homework.
But, being in this household, I'm sure it won't take her long to develop something. XD
Louisa: Mother, I have never been to a sports game nor do I know anything about sports, but I think you and I should start our own sports team. I don't know what sport we'll play. Maybe swimming. Tag swimming. Or water polo, but we'll do it with horses like polo was intended to be played. I already have uniform designs and everything. Would you like to join? You can be team captain!
Dolley: Team captain, you say? This sounds like a wonderful idea! Count me in.
Isaac: RAH RAH AH AH AH AH ROMA ROMA-MA
Jane: Sorry to intrude on you and your wonderful singing, but get some clothes on. We're going to the park, and you're driving.
Isaac: She said my singing was wonderful. :D
Jane: God, Kins, hurry up, we're waiting on you!
Kinsey: Just a second! Ha! Pimple, I have you now!
Kinsey: Aren't you going to tell us to fasten our seatbelts?
Isaac: Whatever, I don't care.
Jane: You're driving to slow. At this rate we won't get there until evening. Pass the car in front of us.
Isaac: You know what, shut up. If you don't like it, then next time you can drive.
While the teens were squabbling in the car over Isaac's driving abilities, a small conflict was brewing at home, as well.
Madison: Misterrrr, please leave. I really have to go!
Maid: Kid, you better not pee all over this floor. I just spent an hour mopping it from where the last of your idiot family clogged the toilet and kept flushing.
Isaac, Jane, and Kinsey arrive at the park, ready for action and posing dramatically.
Unfortunately, there was only one old guy in the park.
Jane called Ivan to meet them and proceeded to ignore her siblings.
However, there was quite a ruckus going on at city hall. Xerxes Parvenu (ohsims ) was leading a protest against astronauts.
Xerxes: FCK SPACE (quote courtesy of ohsims )
Still, everyone there was too old for our teens.
Isaac didn't help matters in that he was too interested in cooking hot dogs to look around town for a lady.
Also, if you're wondering why the grill in the background is smoking, it's still on fire from when Caesar burned his hot dogs back in generation two.
Well great. Now this grill will be on fire forever, too.
Kinsey: URGH. Is every man in this town married or old? I'm sick of this. I'm going home.
About the time Kinsey got into the taxi, this guy walked out of the restaurant.
Isaac: Hey! Nice shirt!
Markus: Haha, yeah. You, too.
Jane and Ivan decided to continue their date at the bistro as well. Ivan changed into his swim trunks for the occasion, and Jane approved.
Kinsey: Hey, as I was leaving in the taxi I noticed you talking to some cute guy with the same shirt as you. Who was he? What's his name?
Isaac: Well, I can do some digging and find out more about him for you, but it's going to cost you.
Ivan also finally got the pleasure of meeting Jane's family.
Dolley: YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS DATING MY DAUGHTER? WELL YOU SEEM LIKE AN ALRIGHT GUY. THIS IS ALL A-OK WITH ME.
Ivan: I don't understand! Why are you shouting?
Ivan: Nonono, lady. You're a bit too crazy. Even for me.
Dolley: Well, I think you are not crazy enough for this house. Go stand outside.
Mark: Um, hi? What are you doing out here?
Ivan: I swear I'm not a burglar, Mr. Deens. I'm dating your daughter and I was talking to Mrs. Deens and she was yelling at me and I panicked and she told me to come out here.
Mark: Well, I guess if that's what she told you to do.
Ivan ended up standing outside all night instead of going home and ended up passing out on the lawn at dawn.
Then he woke up and peed all over the lawn before finally going home. Poor guy. XD
Madison and Louisa are still BFF twins. They play blocks together all the time.
That same morning, Isaac called Markus and asked him to meet at the Bistro so that Kinsey would stop annoying him.
Markus: Hey! Shirt buddy! What's up?
Isaac: Uh, my sister wanted to-
Kinsey: Isaac, aren't you going to introduce us?
Isaac: Uh, this is my sister, Kinsey.
Markus: Oh, hello.
Kinsey: Isaac, don't you have something you needed to do?
Isaac: Not that I can remem-
Kinsey: I am sure you had something at home that you needed to leave right now and do.
Isaac: Uh, ok. I guess I'll go then.
Markus: Oh crap! That reminds me! I need to go take care of something. Nice to meet you!
Kinsey: No! Wait, I didn't mean you. Uh. 'Bye. I'll call you?
Mark was also out for a little stroll, and he ended up running into Elizabeth Deens, who finally got married to a townie.
Elizabeth: Oh, hi Mark! How are you?
Mark: Hey, I'm glad I ran into you. I know this may be painful for you to hear, but I think Henry might be evil. I'm sure I've seen him going in and out of the warehouse where all the other criminals hang out. Have you noticed him doing anything that you would consider evil?
Elizabeth: Well, I remember when I was still living with you and Dolley, he kept stealing candy from your kids. That was pretty low. And now that you mention it I'm sure I noticed him put something in the pool at your wedding. And he always did have that weird sounding laugh.
Mark: Thank you. You've been very helpful.
Mark: That was good stuff. I need to write this up and submit the report right away.
Next time, Louisa and Madison grow up, probably more Mark and Henry drama, find out whether Kinsey ever gets to talk with Markus for more than two seconds, and we'll see if Isaac can stop grilling long enough to find a lady. Also, there will be heir poll.
Score
Generations: 4
Lifetime Wish: 3
Portraits: 4
Legacy House: 0
Aspiration Points: 3
Total: 14
Story Progression
Caesar Deens died. :(
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