The Deens Legacy 4.3
Last time, Henry and Regina got married, moar bbs were born, and Henry and Mark's relationship degenerated even further.
Kinsey is the greatest kid ever. All she does is clean. Best wants to fulfill ever.
Isaac: Must wash hands. Still not clean.
His neurotic trait is finally beginning to show.
Benedict sets to work on a new portrait of Mark to replace the old one.
This leads me to believe that Benedict has lost his eyesight.
Jane apparently disapproves of playing dollhouse.
Isaac: Kinsey, I've always wondered, you know the phrase, "Anything is possible?" Does that mean it is also possible for something to be impossible?
Kinsey: Just shut up and do your homework and stop being a douche, Isaac.
Birthday time!
Isaac: Hmm. A wish. I wish to grow up to be dead sexy!
Wish granted.
Isaac also has the LTW to be an International Super Spy.
Benedict is still working on paintings.
That's... better?
Isaac: I feel... Something feels wrong. I think I need to wash my hands again.
Isaac: What ? SERIOUSLY? You've got to be shitting me.
Meanwhile, Mark is too delicate to be able to handle being told to kindly GTFO.
He decided to go out for a walk to clear his head, and found himself at Henry's house.
Henry: Hello! Wait, YOU? What are you doing here?
Mark: Henry, I'm tired of this stupid feud. It's all so pointless. Why don't we just try and put everything behind-
Henry: Hey, everyone! This off-duty cop is threatening me, an innocent citizen! I've done nothing wrong! Everyone take a good look at Mark Deens, the town's most dishonest officer!
Mark: Will you shut up? I'm trying to make up with you! Oh, you know what, forget it.
Mark: I'm not going to take you before the judge today, but one day I will out you for the scoundrel that you are. Also, that shirt looks ridiculous. Zebra stripes are so not you.
Henry: Oh, bitch you did not just insult my shirt! It is on now. It. Is. On.
Except that Henry interrupted the proceedings by peeing all over his porch.
Mark: Ha. No. I'm not laughing at you. Ha. I just got something in my eye. Yeah. And I'd better go home and it get it out. It really was a pleasure seeing you again. Honest.
Back home, Isaac is busy taking care of the babies.
He is seriously the only one that does. >_>
Isaac: What is wrong with my parents! Why can't they do this themselves! I have so much homework to do and I need to wash my hands again and OHGODDIDILEAVETHEFAUCETON? I can't take this!
Isaac: Someone else is going to have to take care of them. These guns and I have a date with the gym.
Soon, it was time for Mark's birthday.
Mark: How's the new 'do? Sexy, right? I think Dolley will like it.
Something has to be done about this. ._.
Isaac has a newfound love of gym equipment and spends most of the day on it.
Isaac: I wasn't expecting it to burn so much.
The babies finally grew up into toddlers. Here's Louisa. She has Mark's skintone, Dolley's hair, and the Deen's blue eyes which you rarely see because she is always screaming.
And Madison, who has Mark's hair and green eyes from I don't know where.
Dolley: Who's that? Oh yeah. I had other kids. I should probably start taking care of them or something.
The girls get along great and play together all the time.
What's this? Oh yeah. Somebody forgot to pay the bills. Oops. >_>
Of all the things she could take. D:
Meanwhile, across town:
Isaac: I just got a bad feeling. Why did I get a bad feeling? OH GOD MY TOTAL WORKOUT GYM HOW COULD I LEAVE YOU
The reason Isaac was across town at the time of this horrible tragedy is that he was visiting his friend, Ivan Luper (kaloslegacy ).
Ivan: The air! It's choking me!
Apparently Isaac likes to pose for myspace photos in other peoples' living rooms.
Isaac: Hey, I heard the other day that Teddy Lupin-Black got his lunch money stolen by my cousin. Isn't that hilarious?
Ivan: Oh yeah, he cried for a while about that. You probably shouldn't make fun of it.
Isaac: Oh yeah, remember that thing you were telling me about at school the other day? Was it you put your fingers near your eyes and then try to lick your wrists?
Ivan: No, you're supposed to put your hands on your head and then try to lick your elbows. If you can do it you're supposed to be able to have some great luck in love or something. I don't know.
Isaac also chatted with Teddy Lupin-Black (also kaloslegacy ), who didn't seem to find his jokes nearly as amusing as Ivan did.
By this time, it was getting late, so Isaac got kicked out of the house and had to go home.
So close, Benny, yet so far.
Mark has things figured out.
Mark: You know, I saw some dirty dishes sitting on the table near the computer earlier.
Isaac: What? I just did dishes a few minutes ago. Why didn't anyone tell me there were more sitting around? Gross.
Mark: I also think I saw the trash overflowing in the trashcan in the bathroom.
Isaac: You guys are pigs.
With Kinsey and Mark doing all the housework, Mark is free to teach the toddlers how to walk and such.
I suppose this is the best we're going to get. At least you can see some of Mark's facial features this time.
Painting skill 9 my ass.
The next day, Ivan came home with Isaac from school.
Ivan: I figured I'd grow my hair out a bit for my teenage years. I've heard the ladies love long hair. What do you think? How does it look?
Isaac: It, uh. It looks great.
Ivan: Why didn't you look at me when you said that?
Isaac: Oh, no reason! It's great. See me looking at you? It's great.
Jane: Who is that guy with the long hair? He's attractive.
Kinsey: ohshitgrandpaislookingatme Hi, Grandpa!
Kinsey: He's still looking at me, isn't he? I need eyes in the back of my head! Oh, why are old people so creepy?
Benedict: Oh hey, CSI is on.
Benedict gets a bit lonely being the only person at home all day with the toddlers while Dolley and Mark are at work, so he invited Henry over to keep him company.
Henry: Is that another one of Mark's kids? Does she have any candy?
Mark got promoted and ended up coming home early from work, though.
Benedict: I fear I may have done a terrible thing.
Mark: Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to bump you. Didn't see you there.
Henry: Did he just do that on purpose?
Henry: Just when I think I can't hate you more!
Henry: But I am really glad you invited me over, dad, and of course I had no ulterior motives for coming over here involving ruining Mark's life forever.
Benedict: You're lying about having no ulterior motive, aren't you?
Henry: You know me too well.
Henry: Everything about you makes me angry. I am tired of seeing your face!
Henry: I AM TIRED
Henry: OF LOOKING AT YOUR FACE
Mark: The feeling is mutual! Get out of my house!
Mark: I just wanted to be friends with Dolley's family? Why does he have to make it so hard?
Benedict headed over to Henry's house to make sure he was alright and comfort his son.
Benedict: Look, son. I know it's embarrassing to get your ass handed to you by a crybaby because it means you're less of a man.
Henry: Yeah. Thanks, dad.
While there, Benedict met Chet, the son of Henry and Regina. Like his parents, he is also evil.
Alexander: SUP GUYS?
(ETA: Also, is it just me or does it look like that person way back there in the background isn't wearing pants? O_o I just noticed this)
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Benedict does what Benedict does best.
Benedict: Wait, how does he hold the controller? He can walk through walls. That means that anything solid should go through his hands, right?
Soon, it was time for the first set of twins' birthdays.
Here's Jane. She developed the mean spirited trait.
And Kinsey, who decided to be a vegetarian.
Kinsey: These faucets, they give me an unsettling feeling.
I think she and Isaac are going to be great friends.
Next time, the dating game begins.
Score
Generations: 4
Lifetime Wish: 3
Portraits: 4
Legacy House: 0
Aspiration Points: 3
Total: 14
Story Progression
Lukas Kalos (also also kaloslegacy XD) and Henry Deens became BFFs all on their own. It was obviously meant to be.
Elizabeth Deens went through about three different boyfriends and is single again.
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Sorry for the lack of Dolley this update. I think she was in a grand total of, what, one picture this time? D: She's getting completely eclipsed by almost everyone else in the household at the moment.
Also, for bonus lulz, enjoy this video of Isaac exercising. His strained face amuses me. XD