The Deens Legacy 6.8
Last time, Sam grew up, built a time machine, and brought Lyle back from the future. Ember, Isaac, and Mark died. Sam was almost always on fire, and he won the heir poll. SO ON WE CONTINUE WITH THE LONGEST GEN EVER.
The family hasn't been too thrilled with Lyle Marx (legendarysims ) crashing at the house, especially since Sam neglected to tell them that he invited Lyle to stay.
Karst (ohsims ): What is this strange man who is in desperate need of a haircut doing playing guitar on our lawn?
Lyle: You know, I guess this could be kind of fun if I just think of it like a sleepover. Still creepy, but bearable.
Lyle: .....
Lyle: .....
Lyle: Oh, who am I kidding? Posters of me all over his room? Creepy. There's no way this is going to work.
Lyle: Look, kid. I appreciate that you're such a big fan, but I want to go home. I don't belong here. So, let's just go out there and fire up the time machine and you can send me back.
Sam: Yeah, about that. No can do. We need to wait a few days before we fire up Dolores again.
Lyle: Dolores?
Sam: Yeah, that's what I named the time machine. She needs to rest. Besides, it's not good to travel through time too much. And it really is a great honor to have you in my home. I told you, I'm not just a fan. You are my hero.
Lyle: Oh, I'm your hero? How touching! Well, I guess it won't hurt to stay for a few days.
Sam: Exactly! We can have a fun time while you're here. Trust me. In fact, I have something super fun for us to do right now.
Lyle: You know, maybe it's just me, but I fail to see how doing your homework is fun for both of us. Let's not drag this out and then maybe I can play guitar or something.
Sam: I just don't get this question. "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Lyle: What is there to get? It's George Washington.
Sam: First president. First president. First president. No matter how I say it, it just doesn't make sense.
Lyle: We're going to be at this for a long time, aren't we?
Or they would have been in Ember hadn't interrupted them.
Sam: Ugh, grandma. You're getting ectoplasm all over the mouse.
Lyle: Oh, crap. There's a ghost inside and a ghost staring in the window from outside, too?
Benedict: Sup?
Lyle: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
Sam: I was very impressed with your acting skills out there. You really convinced me that you were afraid.
Lyle: ... yeah.
Sam: You should really consider going into acting!
Sxxxyyy. I forgot it was Quincey's birthday so she had to age up all on her lonesome in her lair.
Much better. She developed the childish trait and rolled the LTW to be a surgeon or whatever the top of the medical career is.
In true legacy fashion, Quincey called Raphael Kalos (kaloslegacy ), who had also aged up into some sxxy overalls, to come over, and proposed to him.
Raphael: How could I say no to a rock like this? I hope you either got this from a heist or purchased it illegally on the black market.
Quincey: The man I purchased it from said it was a blood diamond.
Raphael: Oh, you know all the ways to my heart.
HI THERE ISAAC BABY. Of course he would come back to exercise.
Isaac: Why, hello there, awful granddaughter who killed her own beloved grandfathers! I hear you are getting married! I wish you nothing but misery!
Isaac: The same goes for you, accomplice!
Across town...
Sam: Oh, I remember you. You arrested my brother. I just wanted to say thank you.
OfficerBlondie: Oh, you're related to him? I really would hate to be your parents, what with having to raise a bunch of curfew breakers. Go on and get in the car.
Noble: What is the matter with you and your brother? I swear, we never had any problems out of Quincey.
Sam: Chillax, mom. I was doing very important stuff. I was modeling my cow shorts out in front of the theatre for everyone to see.
Noble: How is that important?! Just get inside and go to bed. UGH what am I going to do with you?
:DDDDDDD <3333
Sam: UGH GRANDPA MARK What is it with you ghost having to get your shit all over our computer.
Lyle: HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS DO YOU HAVE HERE. IS THIS A COMMON OCCURRENCE?
Lyle: I can't take this! My poor, weak heart!
Lyle: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD
Sam: Good show. Good show.
Quincey: Sam, you are my favorite brother. Well, Raphael and I have been talking, and we thought it would be nice if you could plan our wedding. We want something unique and we're not going to get that from a wedding planner. What do you say?
Sam: Oh, sis. You're my favorite sister as well. Ross has nothing on you. I'd be glad to plan your wedding.
*sweet guitar interlude to cut to the next day*
Quincey: When I said I wanted a unique wedding, this isn't really what I had in mind.
Sam: What? It's a costume Halloween wedding party event. It's totally unique and awesome. Everyone will love it. Go me for being so clever.
Quincey: Ok, let me say this nice and slow for you so you'll understand it. This is my wedding day. I was expecting everyone to be dressed up in formal wear and looking fancy. I wasn't expecting people walking around in costumes dressed up like hobos or whatever that is.
Sam: I'm not a hobo. I'm Lyle!
Sam: And just admit it. This was a good idea. Everyone will remember your wedding.
Quincey: Yeah, but I wasn't wanting them to remember it as a freak show.
By that time, guests were arriving, and it was too late for a change of plans. Sam went out to greet the guests.
Sam: Hey, cool costume. What is it?
Olive: I'm a zombie. I guess. I don't know. Raziya just threw this together for me in a few minutes. I'm actually just stopping in to say hi. I have to run to our much more awesome Halloween party at work.
Rosanna: Mooooooom, this is so lame. Let's just go. I don't want to roast marshmallows or watch a cousin I don't even know get married.
Pettit: Can it. We're sticking this out, no matter how much you complain.
Rosanna: But moooooooooooooom!
Lyle entertained everyone at the party by playing the guitar in his Super Troopers costume.
Seven (kaloslegacy ) showed up to see his son get married, but Shui was stuck at work.
Seven: Bond. James Bond.
Rosanna: I really, really hate my life.
Noble: Why my daughter couldn't just have a proper wedding like everyone else, I don't know.
Bill: Well, Auntie Noble, I think it's a pretty cool idea.
Noble: Yeah, you would.
The only person other than the bride and groom who refused to dress up in a costume was Ross.
Ross: You know, I thought this costume wedding idea was kind of silly, but I have to say, you look really stunning.
Clementine (legendarysims ): Aw, thanks, Ross. You are just too sweet! I really like your, er, waiter outfit.
Paladin Karst: Ok, everyone! Gather around! It's about to begin! Oooh, this is so exciting!
Dolores: *glowsandisgenerallyspookyinthebackground*
Sam: Dolores? What are you doing?
Sam: Dolores, this is no time to go off the deep end. YOU ARE RUINING A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.
Sam: YOU CAN FIRE ARROWS AT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT I AM NOT MOVING FROM THIS SPOT UNTIL YOU BUCK UP, MISSY.
Sam: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now you behave until the wedding is over. Got it?
At the front of the house, the wedding was progressing smoothly. Noble, however, was not happy.
Noble: Jerk is stealing my baby away.
Clementine: Oh, this is so beautiful!
Karst: My little princess is all grown up now. I wish her happiness!
Ross: Quincey doesn't deserve happiness.
Karst: Well, Raphael. You're part of the family now. Just call me dad!
Sam: Good job, sis!
Lyle: Why am I even here? I don't know any of these people.
I was happy to see Dolley show up for the wedding. XD She likes to show up for big events apparently.
Sam: Here, have some rice! I don't know why people always throw rice at weddings, but pick it up and then boil it and you will have a nutritious meal!
Noble was very unhappy about this wedding.
Noble: You know what this means, right? Yeah, she's all grown up, yadda yadda. But that man will be taking her away from here soon. They'll be moving out. Somehow I feel like this is your fault.
Karst: My princess is going to move away? I never thought of it that way.
BABYTIEMS. And I heard jangles.
And that is how Quincey ended up in the bathroom puking her guts out at 4 in the morning.
Quincey would not let morning sickness stop her from carrying out her plans to fund her and Raphael's next evil project, and soon she had finished digging the tunnel.
Quincey: I would love to be the first one to go, but I am pregnant and I don't think that would be good for the baby. You go instead.
Raphael: Aw, but I don't want to get dirty.
Quincey: Oh, whoops! Look at that. I seem to have dropped my wedding ring down this hole completely by accident! Would you be a wonderful husband and go and fetch it for me?
Raphael: Well, I guess I don't really have a choice, do I?
Sam: Now, Dolores. We need to have a talk about your behavior the other night. We were in the middle of a wedding. That is no time to decide to break. If you have a problem, then you should tell me what's wrong so I can fix you.
Dolores: *explodes*
Sam: OH MY LYLE this is not good! A time machine exploding can affect the whole area and anyone who has been in the area recently! I read that on the interwebs! THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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Quincey: What. The shit. Just happened.
Karst: Son, what was that noise?
Sam: Um, Dolo- My time machine may have blown up. On accident. And we may have gotten transported somewhere else, maybe in time, maybe in location. I'm not really sure yet. And I may have lost my time machine, so I can't fix it.
Raphael: Kid, I have to admit, I always thought you were dorky, but that is pretty diabolical. I'm proud to call you my brother in law.
Lyle: ... lost the time machine?
Noble: Would you care to explain that to us again, in English this time?
Sam: Time machine go boom. Deens done got fucked.
Lyle: But if the time machine is gone, how am I ever supposed to get back?
Noble: I think you need to have a talk with your son about these inventions of his. This is seriously way too dangerous, and I don't want to live in fear that I'm always going to be waking up in a different time and place every day.
Yara Parvenu (ohsims ): Excuse me. I am your neighbor, and I couldn't help notice that your house just popped into existence out of nothing. Would someone care to explain?
Noble: It's a long story about a time machine and an explosion and some sciencey stuff. I'll get the responsible party to talk to you. HEY, BLUE HAIRED IDIOT SON. GET OVER HERE.
Sam: Mooooooooom, I'm not an idiot.
Yara: Are you the blue haired idiot that blew up a time machine and caused this house to appear out of nowhere?
Sam: Baby, I'm Sam, and I can be anything you want me to be.
Yara: I'm Yara. Welcome to Bridgeport. I have a feeling I could find some useful project of mine for you to work on.
Sam: For some reason, you are reminding me of my sister.
Next time, Rosemary's Quincey's baby is born, Ross grows up, and hopefully I won't drag this gen out any longer and we'll get started on gen 7.
Story Progression
Kinsey died. ; ;
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I wanted something a bit different than the usual reasons for moving to a new town (new job, promotion, relocation, manifest destiny) and figured since Sam is crazy and has a time machine, I might as well have fun with it. COME WITH US NOW ON A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPACEEEEEE
Also please enjoy this sexy shoop that ohsims did.
