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How many keys are on your key chain?
Don't have a key chain as such. I have a keyring with two house keys and one work key on it, and I have one keyring with my car key on it. I keep them separate for good reason.
If you were given a canvas and watercolours, what would you paint?
Probably a mess, as I'm no good with water colours. That reminds me, I have a present to paint at some point!
What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?
Rap. Anything that isn't musical. Music by definition has to have a melody.
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
Besides my own? I think I'd like to start with controlling my own mind!
What is the most dangerous occupation?
I can think of several. Putting cones out to close a lane on a motorway has got to be right up near the top.
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Stretch!
What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?
Religion. More wars have been fought over religion than any other cause!
If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?
England in the dark ages. I'd like to see what really happened to start the legend of King Arthur.
What are you thankful you are not doing right now?
Again I can think of lots of things. Probably the easiest is dying.
What is your favourite kind of candy?
Cadbury's Chocolate Eclairs. A sweet, chewy toffee with a soft, melt-in-the-mouth chocolate centre.
What is your favourite thing about the beach?
Depends on where the beach is... In certain countries, I would be tempted to say the topless women, but it's really got to be the heat and sunshine. Of course that only applies to foreign beeches. For English beaches, it has to be the smell, the sound of waves, the freshness of the air.... Ah hell. My favourite thing about the beach is just being there!
If you were invisible, where would you go?
Ladies changing rooms at the local gym.
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Several Christian music CDs from when I was in my religious phase.
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like:
Virgil Tracy
Who is one person you wish you would have never met?
My ex, of course!
What is your favourite fruit?
Raspberry
What is your favorite kind of cookie?
I'm going to assume by "cookie", as this originated in a place where they spell favourite without a u, that it really means biscuit. Custard Creams. Bourbons used to be, until United Biscuits bought out Peak Freans back in the 1980s. (In a twist of fate, I've actually recently met one of the owners of United Biscuits: we fitted a large number of expensive stoves for him and his brother!).
If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?
DUH, everywhere?
What do you need to get right now at the drug store?
I'm sure I could come up with a witty, ironic answer to this if I thought about it long enough...'
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
All the songs that are on the 6 cds in my car!
What was the happiest age of your life?
Mid to late forties, when I married Connie and she moved over here. Still continuing
What is your favourite piece of clothing that you own?
Probably a thick warm fluffy blue bathrobe!
What two words describe your lifestyle?
Insufficient funds
Which ocean creature fascinates you most?
Dolphins.
On a scale of 1-10; how religious are you?
0
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
Plato would be interesting
What colour looks best on you?
Blue
What is your favourite thing about being sick?
Getting better
What's new?
My car
Why are you here right now?
I live here.
What commercial do you find most annoying?
It's a toss up between the surreal car ad for the Ford Focus and those ridiculous ads for Vanish where the girl in pink just suddenly walks into what should be a normal living room. I would love the "housewife" to turn around and say "What the fuck? How did you get in here? Get the fuck out of my house before I call the police!"
What was your favourite meal growing up?
Christmas Dinner
If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
Mauritius. Assuming I had the choice of anywhere in the world.
Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than:
the average bear, Booboo, old buddy!
What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s?
My ex!
What is college really good for?
I suppose this question was put in by a college student who was pissed off. I think, for me, it was good for building a tolerance to excessive amounts of alcohol!
Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?
The Grand Canyon.
What body part aches you the most right now?
My lower back, with my left ankle coming a close second.
When is the angriest you have ever been?
Heh. Loooong story!
What do you waste your time doing?
Playing silly games on the computer.
On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?
0
If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?
Quickly and painlessly.
On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you?
22
What aspect of your personality could use a little work?
I lack confidence, strange as that may sound. I work retail and every time I have to talk to a customer I cringe inside, in case they are going to complain about something. I am hopeless dealing with complaints!
What is your greatest addiction?
Caffeine
What issue are you sick of hearing about?
Global warming, Global Pandemics, US foreign Policy.
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?
BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! A professional Wrestler? Me? BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
What language would you like to master?
Klingon. Seriously, I think it would be well cool to speak a language fluently that no one else anywhere speaks. Except a few geeks, but they don't count!
What is your favourite dish at a Chinese restaurant?
Prawn toast!
Who would you least likely expect a phone call from?
My parents... As they are both dead!
What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?
Probably a whole week, possibly two!
What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
I tend not to watch sad movies... I think maybe Children of a Lesser God.
What time do you usually fall asleep?
About midnight
Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?
On the A33 on the approach to Junction 11 of the M4 from the South. Because it is sooo close to home!
What is the cutest animal on Earth?
KITTEH!
Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity.
Jade Goody
What hobby have you always wanted to pick up?
I would love to learn to play my saxophone properly!