Cute. Xmas letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I set blitzkid196's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I helped slayer1982 see the light (8 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole fritz_conley's purse (30 points). In August I punched flamingojacket in the arm (-10 points). In April I bought porn for zoe_conley (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-48 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
SimonTek