30 Unknown Facts/Secrets about Yourself
1. What does your journal title mean? "Dysphoria" - An emotional state characterized by anxiety, depression, or unease, basically the exact opposite of Euphoria.
2. Elaborate on your default photo. I was at Philthy Mcnasty's with Kelly stoned. I was chewing on a drink stirrer watchin the big screen and she took it with my camera phone.
3. How many people on your Friends List have you had sex with? None.
4. What is your relationship status? Single (or recently "separated" lol)
5. What exactly are you wearing right now? Dark blue/green boxers, ankle socks, grey 'old navy' tee, grey fleece 'old navy' zip-up hoodie, my corona hat
6. What is your current problem? Hahahaha...you're funny
7. Who do you love most? Can't answer
8. Who makes you most happy? Dion, my club friends, some co-workers, Jeffy
9. Are you musically inclined? not at all.
10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? There's a few things I guess...but if I changed them...I wouldnt be me
11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Hmm, definatly a lion
12. Ever have a near-death experience? I have a few actually, i'm "Mr. Teflon"
13. Name an obvious quality you have: I'm funny
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? "Save your scissors" by Dallas Green
15. Have you ever called 911? Haha, countless times. I was a bad little kid. Ive had to call 2-3 times recently tho
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Tom Baker. yeah, bitches!
17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? Yes :o)
18. Have you ever been in a fight? Of course
19. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? outside of the enforced bullshit schools pulled at the holidays when everyone was required to take music classes, no.
20. What's the first thing you notice about someone? Face, clothes, then teeth/hair
21. What do you usually order at Starbucks? Depends on my mood...but im a timmy's boy myself (Large 2 milk 3 Sugar)
22. Do you have a crush on anybody in your Friends List? Nope
23. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico? I wish
24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yup, Chris Kattan..but that was drunk and naked in a hot tub
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? I dont watch any TV
26. Did you have braces? yeah
27. Are you comfortable with your height? I dont have a problem w/ being 5'10...s'long as the other guy is taller
28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? Romantic? Done for me? Thats just as funny as #6
29. Do you wear contacts? Nope
30. What's your favorite fragrance? There's a few. FCUK, CK Crave, Candies for men
Some more questions:
1. Have you gotten laid in 2006? Maybe like 6 times...ive been a good boy
2. Ever had sex in a public place? yup
3. Ever laugh during sex? sometimes, you cannot help it
4. Ever cry during sex? no
5. Do you like to cuddle after sex? usually
6. Ever regret sex with someone? HAHA, YES!! Damn beer goggles....
7. Ever faked an orgasm? Kinda hard to do...
8. Dirty talk, or shut the fuck up? both. it totally depends on the person
9. Have you ever had phone sex? yeah
10. Ever had unprotected sex? yeah
12. Ever had a one-night stand? yeah
13. How about a three-some? two or three of them, yeah
14. Ever watch porn during sex? yeah
15. Ever thought of someone else during sex? yeah
16. Has the condom ever broke? maybe
17. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience? Gotta be that time i had a random, and "tried" to be discreet, first his roomie walked in on me riding him, and then later on when people were over, forgot the lube on the bed
18. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15...in a public place
19. Who would you like to have sex with right now? there're plenty of people.
20. Do you think that number 19 is possible? Possibly
22. Ever used toys? Sometimes...I mean when a boy gets lonely....
23. Ever done it in an elevator? nope
24. Have you ever had sex in a shower before? Yup
25. What do you think about sex in a car? I hate car sex
26. If you're on a deserted island, what do you wear? I dunno
27. Oldest and youngest you'd go out with and sleep with: 20-35
28. Oral sex? yeah
29. Foreplay? is fun!
30. Would you let your partner tie you up? uhm. . . . DUH
31. Anal? of course
32. Gay porn? fine by me
33. Bestiality? i'll pass
34. S&M? why not?
35. Nooners? what the fuck are nooners?
36. Sex in the snow? hell no
37. Sex in rain? sure
38. If you're at a wedding? it's a possibly
39. Ever fed someone strawberries in bed? Nope
40. Bath with rose petals? nope
41. Sex in the same room as another couple? yup
42. Ever had sex with his/her parents in the same room? Eww no...but did have his hand down my pants
43. Have you had sex with anyone on your friends list? Not on my LJ, but many many many on msn
44. Ever had sex with a friend's ex or current gf/bf? Maybe...
2. Elaborate on your default photo. I was at Philthy Mcnasty's with Kelly stoned. I was chewing on a drink stirrer watchin the big screen and she took it with my camera phone.
3. How many people on your Friends List have you had sex with? None.
4. What is your relationship status? Single (or recently "separated" lol)
5. What exactly are you wearing right now? Dark blue/green boxers, ankle socks, grey 'old navy' tee, grey fleece 'old navy' zip-up hoodie, my corona hat
6. What is your current problem? Hahahaha...you're funny
7. Who do you love most? Can't answer
8. Who makes you most happy? Dion, my club friends, some co-workers, Jeffy
9. Are you musically inclined? not at all.
10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? There's a few things I guess...but if I changed them...I wouldnt be me
11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Hmm, definatly a lion
12. Ever have a near-death experience? I have a few actually, i'm "Mr. Teflon"
13. Name an obvious quality you have: I'm funny
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? "Save your scissors" by Dallas Green
15. Have you ever called 911? Haha, countless times. I was a bad little kid. Ive had to call 2-3 times recently tho
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Tom Baker. yeah, bitches!
17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? Yes :o)
18. Have you ever been in a fight? Of course
19. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? outside of the enforced bullshit schools pulled at the holidays when everyone was required to take music classes, no.
20. What's the first thing you notice about someone? Face, clothes, then teeth/hair
21. What do you usually order at Starbucks? Depends on my mood...but im a timmy's boy myself (Large 2 milk 3 Sugar)
22. Do you have a crush on anybody in your Friends List? Nope
23. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico? I wish
24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yup, Chris Kattan..but that was drunk and naked in a hot tub
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? I dont watch any TV
26. Did you have braces? yeah
27. Are you comfortable with your height? I dont have a problem w/ being 5'10...s'long as the other guy is taller
28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? Romantic? Done for me? Thats just as funny as #6
29. Do you wear contacts? Nope
30. What's your favorite fragrance? There's a few. FCUK, CK Crave, Candies for men
Some more questions:
1. Have you gotten laid in 2006? Maybe like 6 times...ive been a good boy
2. Ever had sex in a public place? yup
3. Ever laugh during sex? sometimes, you cannot help it
4. Ever cry during sex? no
5. Do you like to cuddle after sex? usually
6. Ever regret sex with someone? HAHA, YES!! Damn beer goggles....
7. Ever faked an orgasm? Kinda hard to do...
8. Dirty talk, or shut the fuck up? both. it totally depends on the person
9. Have you ever had phone sex? yeah
10. Ever had unprotected sex? yeah
12. Ever had a one-night stand? yeah
13. How about a three-some? two or three of them, yeah
14. Ever watch porn during sex? yeah
15. Ever thought of someone else during sex? yeah
16. Has the condom ever broke? maybe
17. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience? Gotta be that time i had a random, and "tried" to be discreet, first his roomie walked in on me riding him, and then later on when people were over, forgot the lube on the bed
18. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15...in a public place
19. Who would you like to have sex with right now? there're plenty of people.
20. Do you think that number 19 is possible? Possibly
22. Ever used toys? Sometimes...I mean when a boy gets lonely....
23. Ever done it in an elevator? nope
24. Have you ever had sex in a shower before? Yup
25. What do you think about sex in a car? I hate car sex
26. If you're on a deserted island, what do you wear? I dunno
27. Oldest and youngest you'd go out with and sleep with: 20-35
28. Oral sex? yeah
29. Foreplay? is fun!
30. Would you let your partner tie you up? uhm. . . . DUH
31. Anal? of course
32. Gay porn? fine by me
33. Bestiality? i'll pass
34. S&M? why not?
35. Nooners? what the fuck are nooners?
36. Sex in the snow? hell no
37. Sex in rain? sure
38. If you're at a wedding? it's a possibly
39. Ever fed someone strawberries in bed? Nope
40. Bath with rose petals? nope
41. Sex in the same room as another couple? yup
42. Ever had sex with his/her parents in the same room? Eww no...but did have his hand down my pants
43. Have you had sex with anyone on your friends list? Not on my LJ, but many many many on msn
44. Ever had sex with a friend's ex or current gf/bf? Maybe...