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Lately I've been thinking strangely morbid things.
There is a large circular blade slicer machine they have at the restaraunt I work at. It's similar to a deli style slicer where you put meat or cheese on it and then slide it back and forth on a large extremely sharp circular blade. Everytime I walk by it I vividly imagine how you could put your tongue on it and it would just slice that puppy right off. Like butter. It pretty much makes me sick to my stomach.
There is a large circular blade slicer machine they have at the restaraunt I work at. It's similar to a deli style slicer where you put meat or cheese on it and then slide it back and forth on a large extremely sharp circular blade. Everytime I walk by it I vividly imagine how you could put your tongue on it and it would just slice that puppy right off. Like butter. It pretty much makes me sick to my stomach.