Weddings Galore and the Usual Question . . . . . .

[simoncool]

17/11, 20/11, 24/11, 2/12, 16/12 x 2 , 22/12, 1/1

These are wedding dinners dates that i need to attend up to end of the year. i see at least $1k gonez just for the red bombs. . . .

This reminds me of a blog entry i wrote back in 28th Oct 2005 "Invite-Simon-to-Your-Wedding-Dinner" Standard Operation Procedures" ( http://simoncool.livejournal.com/94552.html)

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"Invite-Simon-to-Your-Wedding-Dinner" Standard Operation Procedures
This is to aid my dear friends when they want to invite me to their wedding dinners, please adhere strictly to it if not personal attendance is not guaranteed.

1. Depends on the level and duration of the friendship, placement of table is based from the stage starting from the closest. First Row is excluded due to immediate family members.
   @ A Category  (Best friend) - Row 2 only
   -is for best friend which i only have one *pokes siewyan*, u better put me just behind ur table lol.
   @ B Category (Good friends + known for 10 years or above)  - At least Row 5 & below
   - people like yumei,eileen, hanwen, gerald etc. yumei did it already for her wedding although she put me at the table with no chiobus T_T.
   @ C Category (Good friends + known less than 10 years)- Row 5 to Row 10
   - those close to me but dun know super long contact alot one e.g shirley*yes you are here*, valerie, alcholic gang members.
   @ D Category (Friends that i known more than 5 years) - Row 10 to row 20
   - know so long liao, at least row 10 to 20 right?  ^_^
   @ E Category( Friends that i know less than 5 years/Workmates/dunno-Mates) - Row 20 and above.
   - I understanding one, dun mind behind since we just friends ^_^
   @ EX Category (Ex-gfs) - None of the Above.
   - dun bother inviting me, i won't go one ^_^ lol
   
   
2. As friends, please put me in table preferably with single pretty gals. It is recommended tat it is a wiser decision for the ratio of guy to gal is lesser to greater for the table, reason will be further explained at the last point.
   
   
3. For the wedding invitation card, please put accurately when is the reception time, dinner time and the ACTUAL-really-going-to-start-dinner time which the groom and bride make their entrance. This will aid simon in personal time-planning to avoid incident like standing outside with the groom and bride waiting for their entrance during yumei's wedding.
   
   
4. Please note that Simon will only give you ur angbao after the dinner to ensure guest satisfaction. Amount in the ang-bao is based on the following factors;
   - the friendship level between you and him - major factor
   - his current POSB bank account- major factor
   - Star Level of the hotel it is held - minor factor
   - Quality of the food served- minor factor
   - Based on Main Point Number 2, bonuses will be awarded in terms of the ratio of the table he was seated, the greater the ratio, the greater the bonuses ;P.
   Note: If Simon is attached or married at the point of wedding, the bonus will be invalid.

Hope this help you guys when ur time comes. ^_^******************************************************************************************

Didn't know it still can be used up to now lol.

Another thing i'm getting used to when i attend the weddings dinner is the same old question. . . 
"When's your turn?" -_-........................wtf, dun even have a gf, how to be my turn.... 
I expecting this question to pop up for every dinner........
It's ok i feel, fucking hell i just only 27 lol.

LOL bloody hell i dun even have a gf