I think I'm living in a soap opera...
Ahhhh, university. Where complete idiots with good grades go to act like morons until they manage to scrape by with a degree, then fail to get a job.
Today, one of the most entertainingly pathetic things I've ever had the good fortune (?) to witness. Some little short-skirted, 90-pound sorority girl was kicking up a scene in front of the student union, crying and carrying on about how she couldn't go on living now that her boyfriend had cheated on her, how she might as well drop out now since there was nothing else for her to do here. All of a sudden, Mr. Boyfriend comes thundering up, hugs her, and apologizes profusely, about how he'll never do it again, how he loves her more than anything, that it was just a stupid drunken mistake. She immediately took him back and kissed him, telling him she forgives him and that she knows he won't do it again. By this point the, ahem, "young lady's" antics had brought enough attention that there was a crowd standing around, watching. And people started cheering and booing, respectively. Gag me with a spoon. I get so sick of these skanky girls causing scenes wherever- grow up already. That's not how adults handle their problems.
I just wished they'd budge up and move so I could get some goddamn food. They were blocking the door and I was late for work. Would it kill people to deal with their emotionally turbulent relationships, somewhere, oh, I don't know, more private?
Today, one of the most entertainingly pathetic things I've ever had the good fortune (?) to witness. Some little short-skirted, 90-pound sorority girl was kicking up a scene in front of the student union, crying and carrying on about how she couldn't go on living now that her boyfriend had cheated on her, how she might as well drop out now since there was nothing else for her to do here. All of a sudden, Mr. Boyfriend comes thundering up, hugs her, and apologizes profusely, about how he'll never do it again, how he loves her more than anything, that it was just a stupid drunken mistake. She immediately took him back and kissed him, telling him she forgives him and that she knows he won't do it again. By this point the, ahem, "young lady's" antics had brought enough attention that there was a crowd standing around, watching. And people started cheering and booing, respectively. Gag me with a spoon. I get so sick of these skanky girls causing scenes wherever- grow up already. That's not how adults handle their problems.
I just wished they'd budge up and move so I could get some goddamn food. They were blocking the door and I was late for work. Would it kill people to deal with their emotionally turbulent relationships, somewhere, oh, I don't know, more private?