phone calls and dirty looks
Due to being a nefarious villian who hasn't been caught for his crimes lately, I've decided to come clean with my latest heist.
I invented a time machine and stole St. Augustine's phone next week.
Mwa, HA HA HA!
Boy am i evil.
It all began with an elaborate plan to kidnap 'Tred. Needing somewhere to store her I bought a property near St Augustine, and promptly trapped her there, mostly in marshmellow chains and such (she's allergic to marsh, but ironically desires to be mellow).
Realising that my house-mates would notice me leaving the house at odd hours to commit associated crimes, and realise something was amiss, I hatched a genius-developed plan, with my almighty brain. I bought a flat nearby, meaning that no-one would realise my dubious disappearances.
So, I'm about to move out and suddenly I realise what'll happen when the government pays the ransom? I won't know due to my mobile being on 'silent ring' most of the time, and not having a new number due to moving house. Curses!
So I stole the phone next Thursday, making St Augustine out of ranged voice contact until someone else gets a 'line.
This scarily coincides with me moving into my new place, which gives me witnesses to not stealing it in the first place, hence the time travel SUCKAS!!!!11!
But really, if you read this, come round and see the place!
-J-
I invented a time machine and stole St. Augustine's phone next week.
Mwa, HA HA HA!
Boy am i evil.
It all began with an elaborate plan to kidnap 'Tred. Needing somewhere to store her I bought a property near St Augustine, and promptly trapped her there, mostly in marshmellow chains and such (she's allergic to marsh, but ironically desires to be mellow).
Realising that my house-mates would notice me leaving the house at odd hours to commit associated crimes, and realise something was amiss, I hatched a genius-developed plan, with my almighty brain. I bought a flat nearby, meaning that no-one would realise my dubious disappearances.
So, I'm about to move out and suddenly I realise what'll happen when the government pays the ransom? I won't know due to my mobile being on 'silent ring' most of the time, and not having a new number due to moving house. Curses!
So I stole the phone next Thursday, making St Augustine out of ranged voice contact until someone else gets a 'line.
This scarily coincides with me moving into my new place, which gives me witnesses to not stealing it in the first place, hence the time travel SUCKAS!!!!11!
But really, if you read this, come round and see the place!
-J-