Comments | simon_otella: The original 'Hi'

simon_otella

The original 'Hi'

Oct 31, 2003 16:27

So many people have been attracted to the web, like planets to an immense black hole, that I too decided that a journal account would be the best way forward. However, I am not joining to share my angst, or to make friends with people I will never meet or car about, instead I am here for more neferious reasons ( Read more... )

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sephiroth12of12 October 31 2003, 11:46:16 UTC

I was so hungover this morning I went to work an hour early.

fia5co October 31 2003, 20:05:52 UTC

WELCOME TO TEH INTORNET!!!!!!!!!!!

MY CREDIT CARD NO. IS 846513256 SORT CODE 14/64/02

wait, oh shit!....

mixnmojo November 3 2003, 09:08:44 UTC

So, for the forseeable future, my plan is to somehow discredit Mr Bill, possibly by selling him weapons of mass destruction and getting Bush and Blair to unite the world finally against him.

You better be quick before Michael Howard smashes Blair out of office with his superior oratory skills and legion of vampire bats & werewolves he brought over from Transylvania when his family moved here.
Also before Arny manages to change the whole consitution and fires Bush from a rocket on top of the White House (after making a suitable pun obviously)and become the 'leader' of the 'free world'