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Bybig's Bitch Slap (Evocation)
Level: 4 Range: 10 yards/level Components: V, S, M Duration: Special Casting time: 4 Area of Effect: One female Save: Neg.
A version of the Bybig's Hand spells (although probably not from Bybig). A quasi-real hand (five feet) comes into existence and smacks the nearest women that the caster commands it to. If the woman knows her place is in the kitchen, the hand only does 1 point of damage as a reminder. However if the woman has complained, whined or not been to the kitchen in three days, the hand instantly grows to the size of a Titan hand (25 feet) and knocks the woman into the nearest kitchen (be it 10 feet or 10000 miles) and forces her to cook a three course meal. If she continuously refuses, the hand will inflict damage on her until she submits (GM's decision on damage per hit). The hand has as many hit points as the caster in full health and has an Armor Class of 0. The material component of the spell is a leather glove.
Bybig's Bitch Slap (Evocation)
Level: 4
Range: 10 yards/level
Components: V, S, M
Duration: Special
Casting time: 4
Area of Effect: One female
Save: Neg.
A version of the Bybig's Hand spells (although probably not from Bybig). A quasi-real hand (five feet) comes into existence and smacks the nearest women that the caster commands it to. If the woman knows her place is in the kitchen, the hand only does 1 point of damage as a reminder. However if the woman has complained, whined or not been to the kitchen in three days, the hand instantly grows to the size of a Titan hand (25 feet) and knocks the woman into the nearest kitchen (be it 10 feet or 10000 miles) and forces her to cook a three course meal.
If she continuously refuses, the hand will inflict damage on her until she submits (GM's decision on damage per hit).
The hand has as many hit points as the caster in full health and
has an Armor Class of 0.
The material component of the spell is a leather glove.
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