Its all a little lolier
So we've had another of the now regular "Beer Mondays" and it was a big success. We watched some rubbish Segal movie, with this guy who wouldn't die, and some exploding cat. Well, ok so it wasn't actually a cat, it was a box, but it makes it funnier to image it was a cat, in a box. Chris tells me to inform you of the extreme continuity which was ace. Like watching random chapters, from different films, and then not bothering to even see the ending.
Best parts were, some random receptionist who was killed, and then the next day replaced without the hotel ever being closed or an investigation or anything. I can image this happening in Texas maybe. Maybe. But this was supposed to be somewhere in Europe so *shrugs*.
Next was an exploding CD!!?!?!? No way!!!? Yar ways!?!?! He was all like "You can have the disc" and then he throws this CD at a guy screaming, and it explodes when it hits his chest and he flies 15ft backwards into the river, and he doesn't even die. lol. "You could see blood and stuff and everything" it was mad, he died like 4 times and just kept on comming!?!?!?!?!?1?!? Rubbish.
So after all the cat stuff we've decided to now measure all exploding device yields in the units of cats. So your standard nuclear weapon has approximately a 1.5 megacat yield. Which is like "Meow? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---etc---OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?!?!?!?!" And then the mushroom cloud is in the shape of a hello kitty.
Mad-ferrit!
OMG i bought that 360 so i dunno when it turns up for yay for the winz etc.
Chris is all like "W?" so...i guess thats all for now. We're gonna watch some random crap....and not goto bed cos we're crazy geezers of the night what ride to the gates of hell and we dont take prisoners especially not ones without hotdogs and beer.
Disclaimer: The views of the last paragraph do not necessarily reflect the views of chris cos he is a "jive-suka".
Best parts were, some random receptionist who was killed, and then the next day replaced without the hotel ever being closed or an investigation or anything. I can image this happening in Texas maybe. Maybe. But this was supposed to be somewhere in Europe so *shrugs*.
Next was an exploding CD!!?!?!? No way!!!? Yar ways!?!?! He was all like "You can have the disc" and then he throws this CD at a guy screaming, and it explodes when it hits his chest and he flies 15ft backwards into the river, and he doesn't even die. lol. "You could see blood and stuff and everything" it was mad, he died like 4 times and just kept on comming!?!?!?!?!?1?!? Rubbish.
So after all the cat stuff we've decided to now measure all exploding device yields in the units of cats. So your standard nuclear weapon has approximately a 1.5 megacat yield. Which is like "Meow? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---etc---OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?!?!?!?!" And then the mushroom cloud is in the shape of a hello kitty.
Mad-ferrit!
OMG i bought that 360 so i dunno when it turns up for yay for the winz etc.
Chris is all like "W?" so...i guess thats all for now. We're gonna watch some random crap....and not goto bed cos we're crazy geezers of the night what ride to the gates of hell and we dont take prisoners especially not ones without hotdogs and beer.
Disclaimer: The views of the last paragraph do not necessarily reflect the views of chris cos he is a "jive-suka".