EXCUSE ME

[simon_cowell]

Attention:

trenyce_cobbins and k_caldwell!

I am not having sex or any inappropriate contact with carmen_rasmusen. I think it's sad and highly slanderous for you two to be spreading gossip like that around. Would you two think before you start such lies? Are you that embarrased by your performances that you feel the need to trash someone who's never done ANYTHING to you

Comments

[wanda_sykes]

hey simon. you pretty damn funny on that show american idol. i should be a guest judge sometime.

[kimberley_locke]

LOL, you're scarin me -- you and Simon both! We'd all be fried by the vitrol ;)

[wanda_sykes]

i'd be nice to you. you can sang.

[mrkilborn]

Sykes! You're mine on Channel Nine! (Well, it's 11 actually, but close enough!)

[wanda_sykes]

good! i hope you watch.