On and Off Duty
Well, part of my job around the house is to protect it.
So, at night, I normally go up on top of bookshelves (with some help), and stand guard trying to catch errant light beams that try and come in and crawl up the walls.
And then when I see them I use my bionic powers to try and stop them if I can't catch them, (about a year ago I went to the vet, they did some operating and put advanced circuitry in me, though they took something away, not a fair trade BTW).
And if needed I can ramp them up to full power.
Thus the house is well defended. During the day I keep vigilant watch through the various windows. The people even installed a new perch for me, higher up on one of the windows so I can get a better view.
Don't get me wrong, I love to lounge and play, but I do take my work very seriously. After all, it is Simon Says.
Please forgive the poor quality of these photos, my human needs to get a better camera.
So, at night, I normally go up on top of bookshelves (with some help), and stand guard trying to catch errant light beams that try and come in and crawl up the walls.
And then when I see them I use my bionic powers to try and stop them if I can't catch them, (about a year ago I went to the vet, they did some operating and put advanced circuitry in me, though they took something away, not a fair trade BTW).
And if needed I can ramp them up to full power.
Thus the house is well defended. During the day I keep vigilant watch through the various windows. The people even installed a new perch for me, higher up on one of the windows so I can get a better view.
Don't get me wrong, I love to lounge and play, but I do take my work very seriously. After all, it is Simon Says.
Please forgive the poor quality of these photos, my human needs to get a better camera.