The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 1.3
Hello again! I am so so pleased to be back. Bringing you another episode in the wacky, zany adventures of Peanut Mrmpfle and her little band of misfits. (Does Gage count as a band of misfits?). Mostly because up until recently, my game was borked and I was all "*dropping f-bombs left, right and centre*". Regardless. We're all kosher again. And I can finally return to my LJ with my head held high and an update for you all!
Also. I just want to say a big thank you to everyone at SWG for being so supportive and awesome. ^^ /gushy love moment.
warning: some bad language and some bad jokes.
To make up for my long absence (I know you all missed me, be honest.) I present to thee. Gage! Shirtless and oiled up manly. He is a fine piece of pixelated man.
Gage: Don't mind me. I'm just here stretching and what have you. Totally normal.
Peanut is still...Peanut.
Peanut: OHMAGAWDS I'M SO HUNGRY!
Peanut: Let me kick, punch and fight away this pain in my stomach.
Mmmhmm. Because that's the sensible thing to do. Attack your hunger. *eyeroll*
While Peanut deals with her rage hunger Gage decides to get started on that garden. Aww what a pretty picture! With the night stars being all "*sparkles like Edward Cullen*" and Gage being all "Gardening is srs bzns bitches". ^^
Then he takes some time out to appreciate that he's married.
Gage: *giggle*snort* Rings are so cool! :D
Gage: Hey, Peanut! Know what we should do? *whisper whisper*
Gage: *snore* zzZzzZZzzballs
Peanut: That left something to be desired.
And on what I'm hoping is a completely unrelated note, Peanut immediately got up and ran to the bathroom.
To throw up a lung.
Peanut: BLARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
...appetizing...
Gage is still pretty awesome. In case you haven't noticed, I'm totally in love.
Gerry: 'sup food *noms*
And Gerry is still around.
Okay! I know I can only spam him so much in an update but LOOK at his face!
Gage: Aha, that...uh...wasn't my fault.
But he's such a good guy he fixed it himself. (okay. Really he banged around for like, an hour and then called a guy to fix it.)
Once the repairman showed up I sent Gage out to do some fishing. I can't remember why. I don't even know if he likes fishing to be quite honest with you all. But it's peaceful and serene and I looooooove Saskan Harbour. If they ever had to move I'd be ~*heartbroken*~ /foreshadow
Gage's "YAYHAPPY!!" face makes me think he enjoys fishing (and Saskan Harbour) too.
Despite Peanut's...weirdness. She's also giddy happy about being wed. She does this girlish scream quite often.
Maybe it's the case of baby she's been stricken with going to her head.
This is Peanut's one and only friend. And also her boss. Peanut had the wish to invite her over so I decided to indulge her. :)
CreepyBoss Lady: baaabbbbyyyyyyyy *dreams of nomming*
Anna: PEANUT RUN!! SHE WANTS TO EAT YOUR BABY!
Peanut: Mmm. Babies are delicious.
Anna: D:
Peanut: So like, I was thinking. Toss a little chilli powder, some lime zest, a little mint garnish.
BossLady: Omahlawds that sounds delicious. Right after it's born is the best time...
Peanut: What? I was talking about a refreshing alcoholic beverage.
BossLady Oh yes. You have much to learn. You just let that baby get nice and big and yummy.
Peanut: Uhm. If you could stop touching me and leave that would be really good.
Gage: Peanut. Why is the woman who wants to eat our baby still here?
Peanut: *gulp* uhhhhh.....
Gage needed to blow off some steam. His wife nearly sacrificing their first born to the crazy woman in town made him a little upset.
Gage: *rage* RAWRG! I AM MAN!
Anna: Mmhmm. Because smashing a foam board in two. That is true manliness.
Damn. I had a reason for this but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.
I have a feeling that in my hyperactive, I have the attention span of a puppy, ness..I giggled at her nomming face and thought "LOLS! THIS SHIT'S HILURIOUS! *dies of laughter*"
At least she's eating an apple and not her baby.
Peanut was getting a little stir crazy so I sent her in to town to..spend time alone. WHY IS IT STILL A GHOST TOWN?!?!
Chess is srs bzns.
Peanut: I still don't have a clue what I'm doing.
While Peanut was eating Gage had a chance card at work. And then he got this moodlet. I don't know what it means...
But I figured if Gage was gonna hulk out, maybe a little run would help. And yea. I like his sexy workout clothes.
Guys. Can I gush over how awesome Gage is? He just RAN home and now he's giving his pregnant wife a shoulder rub. Damn I need to find me a Gage.
♥
i love them together. ^^
Gage: Hello little baby! I'm not going to let Mummy or her scary boss eat you. I promise.
Peanut: One comment about the deliciousness of babies and now I'm a threat to my own baby for life. *sigh* So unreasonable.
If anyone can explain to me why I thought this was a perfect time for Peanut to set off fireworks I will be eternally grateful.
Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuucccckkkkkkkk. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Peanut: This does not bode well.
Anna: It really doesn't *sob*
And now Peanut decides to freak out...a little late I feel.
Gage: *sigh* What now?
Anna: *high pitched screaming that only dogs can hear*
Gage: This had better be good.
Gage: OMF WHAT IS THIS?
Peanut: *freaks out*
Gage to the rescue!
This is the point I started to panic.
Peanut: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING? YOU'RE THE FUCKING FIREWOMAN!
Firefighter Fireperson thank you. God your sexist.
Gage: PLEASE HELP!
We (Gage) finally got the damn fire out. No thanks to the fucking firefighter.
Peanut: You are completely useless.
Firefighter OMG! It's just whine whine whine with you people! Fuuccckkk!
Anna: ihateyou *glares*
But they made it back to bed safe and sound. Able to dream of the things that really matter.
QT ^^ ♥
Peanut: I'm going to town today.
Gage: Okay. I'm going to work.
Peanut: Okay.
Honestly, sometimes I can't tell if they're madly in love or secretly hate each other.
True to her word Peanut went in to town that afternoon for a little hang around. This is her "Dear god it's been so long since I've stolen anything" face. Poor thing.
Peanut: So how much would you pay for baby? I hear fresh baby fetches a good price on the black market.
Food wench: uhhh. We don't buy or sell baby here.
Peanut: ...*glares*
Peanut: Then I'll just DANCE away my frustration! *dance dance*
Anna: You. Are. Ridiculous.
Peanut: Oh god! The pain! The searing pain!! Dance cramps! Daaannnnccceee cramps!
Anna: I don't think those are dance cramps.
Food Wench: NOT ON THE FLOOR! I DON'T WANT YOUR BABY!
Peanut: Baby?!?
Peanut finally made it to the hospital but I don't have a clue where Gage is =/
Peanut: No really. It's cool. I'll just do this by myself. It's not like child birth sucks or anything. I got this.
Gage: Ohgodohgodohgodohgoooodddd!!
Yea. He finally showed up but I have a feeling it might have been a little too late.
Since when Peanut got out of the hospital she made Gage trail far behind.
Anyway peoples! Meet generation 2! This is Squishy :) He's absent-minded and has a serious hatred of the outdoors.
Gage: Can I hold the baby.
Peanut: Nope. Keep on walking asshat.
Yup. She's pissed.
Peanut: Yea Squish, your daddy is an asshat. Yes he is! Oh yes he is, booggy boogy boo!
Gage: You're serious? You called me out here to spar?
Peanut: What? You scared?
Gage: ....no. *glares*
Gage: You're being ridiculous!
Peanut: Well you should have been there! I needed you, and you weren't there!
Gage: I didn't know! Sheesh! You think I'm psychic?
Peanut: No! I think you'd know!
Gage: Well I didn't! I came as soon as I found out!
Gage: You know I'm telling the truth.
Peanut: I know. Just be there next time okay?
Gage: Deal.
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That's it for this chapter. I finally got things in my game worked out. It sucked but it's fixed now. I'm still not going to be around as much 'cause I'm busy and fail at life but I have two more chapters worth of pictures so hopefully I'll be able to keep up.
Thanks everyone for reading and like I said before, a special thanks to the SWG folks for being so wicked awesome cool ^^