The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 1.2
Mmmhaigen. Welcome to chapter 1.2! It's exciting stuff. I meant to have this update out a lot sooner but I'm having some game issues that are taking up my attention. *sad face*
Anyway, last time we met our founder Peanut Mrmpfle, who met the love of her life, Gage Briody. Also, there were lots of pictures of cute flirting and Saskan Harbour.
warnings: some foul language and lots of crappy jokes.
Gage has come around to the game of find the sock. In fact, he tends to spend most nights at Peanut's house. Because I make him because they are too cute together.
Gage is an awesome boyfriend. He wakes up, grabs the guitar, and goes outside to strum softly while watching Peanut sleep.
...okay, it sounds creepy now, but come on!
Who doesn't want to see this when they wake up? WHO?!
Alright, I can admit. I have a problem. But I just want to hug his face. *squeee*
Gage's morning serenade must have done something because Peanut got a promotion at work that afternoon.
Peanut: Yaaaayyyyy. *sarcastic slow clap*
Anna: Why you gotta be a bitch eh? Seriously. *sigh*
I had special plans (yes ME! Screw them, I'm in charge here...) for this night so I sent Peanut straight home after work to prepare. She made the bed, tidied the house and then brushed her teeth so she could be minty fresh.
Then promptly shit all over my plans for the evening by breaking the sink.
Peanut: *grumbles* Didn't ruin no one's plans. *mumble* Not my fault. Damn *mutter* sink *grumble* fuck.
It's all good though. Gage still came over and she greeted him enthusiastically.
And called a repairman. An ethnically confused repairman. An ethnically confused, disapproving repairman.
Repairman: I DON'T LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!! *rage*
Peanut: Ignore him
Gage: Oh I am so there.
Peanut: So like, I know we haven't been dating long and all, and like, the first time I tried to kiss you, you totally shot me down...
Gage: Still holding on to that eh?
Peanut: *glares* Always. All. Ways. Anyway! I had something I wanted to ask you...
Peanut: Do you regret agreeing to move in?
Gage: Let's not talk about it.
Peanut: Look. That thing I did last night. You know...with the-
Gage: I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! D:
So Gage moved in and I'm well happy 'cause now I can stalk him all the time. :D yay!
GAGE BRIODY:
Computer Whiz
Good
Frugal
Loves the Outdoors
Unlucky <- pfft, he lives with Peanut. What does that say?
After his work I send him to do some collecting, and I think he likes it. At least, his little dance seems to say so. He does love the outdoors sooooooo lucky him.
Gage: Oh. My. God. I'm surrounded by butterflies! Okay Gage, just breathe. They can smell fear. OH GOD THAT ONE'S LOOKING AT ME!
Gage: Oh! *giggles* A tee hee, they aren't scary at all. Hey cute little butterfly!
Butterfly: Mwuahahaha! That's right foolish human! No one ever suspects the butterfly MWUAHAHAHA-
Anna: Yea. I'ma stop you there Bart Simpson butterfly.
I go to check in on Peanut and she's currently be stalked by this creepy little girl.
Creepy child: "*mouth breathes* I wanna wear your face.
Peanut: She's still watching me isn't she?
Anna: 'Fraid so
Peanut: Fuck! She's had me pinned here for half an hour! I need to pee!
My sympathy. Let me show it to you. Oh wait. I don't care. HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE HOUSE! :D
Yea, Gage apparently had some money stuffed in his sock or something. So the house got a bit of a makeover. Which is cool.
They also got a fish. His name is Gerry.
Gerry: 'Sup *nods*
Once again let me say: Gage is an awesome boyfriend. He feeds Gerry. And we all love Gerry.
He clips coupons. Which is super cool and not at all lame or geekish.
Gage: THRIFTYNESS IS IMPORTANT OKAY?!
And he even cooks dinner. After a long day at work. And he cooks it to perfection.
Which is a far cry from Peanut.
Peanut: Aw crap. This pan! IT IS EMPTY! WHAT DO I DOOOO??
Peanut: Gage is so cooking next time.
Mmhmm. She fails.
I sent Peanut and Gage to China because Peanut wanted to go. And because I wanted them to have a romantic getaway.
Peanut: I hope they have spring rolls here. That shit is crazy. It's all like "Whooooaaaaa! I'm an egg roll!" Man. I love it. *fond sigh*
Gage: *blink* You's crazy...but I love you. *slurpslurp*
Peanut and Gage went to the market because I wanted a camera. *cough* I mean. 'Cause...nope, thats why. But Peanut met Wu! of the Jericho legacy by nice_days
Peanut: I'm like. A huge fan. Can I get an autograph maybe? Man. I was totes sad when you died.
Wu: Whaaa?? *blink*
I don't think Peanut gets the concept of multiple universes.
Gage was looking for a chill vacation so he stayed at the Market and read a book that first day in Shang Simla.
Peanut on the other hand is adventurous so she went out and explored the countryside.
BTW! HOLY CRAP THIS PLACE IS HUGE! Seriously. Just had to say that. It was like. Whoa. Amazing. ^_^
And she sure found herself some adventure. Flamey flamey flame!
Peanut: So the diamond is on the other side of the fire? Uh yup. Screw diamonds. *leaves*
I think she may have found a little too much adventure. and maybe I fail at simming. And task management. Shhh
Peanut: Oh man that was so embarrassing. I hope no one saw me. I would be completely humiliated. You didn't take a picture of that did you?
Anna: *hides snapshot* What? No..never. *shifty eyes*
Well Peanut was out explorerating, Gage was out collecting some new fruits for the garden he plans to get started.
He also did a little excavating whilst biking around Shang Simla.
But he had another, more secret and special goal in mind and fruit collection and excavation were just extra perks. What is this super secret goal? OH YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT! MWUAHAHAHAHA *cough* Sorry. I don't know what came over me.
While Gage is on his super secret mission, Peanut has a mission of her own.
Some guy asked her to find a 'relic' in a tomb so she did. She's very easily manipulated.
Peanut: Holy hell this is so not worth it. *pant* next time *huff* he can find someone else! *wheeze*
I personally find it creepy that those statues are fricken staring at her. Creepers.
Anna: So Gage, what do we think of this place?
Gage: No way! It's scary, and it makes me feel like I need to pee!
Anna: Maybe you just need to pee?
Gage: NOT POSSIBLE!
Mmkay well we'll leave Gage to his secret mission of secrecy.
Peanut: *gasp* OMG THAT'S SO FUCKING COLD! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK IN! *whine*
Anna Errr...Should I tell her it's the only way out of this room?
Peanut: Please fit please fit please fit please fit please fiiiiiiiiittttt. *jams triangle shape into star hole*
Anna: You could try using the star key. Just, ya know, a friendly suggestion.
Peanut: *glares and jams star key into star hole* What. is. this. fuckery? Why did a hole just open up? That hole better turn into a door. *searches hole* DAMMIT I DON'T WANT TREASURE! I WANT TO NOT GO BACK IN THE WELL! *sob*
We'll leave Peanut to her mental breakdown.
But leaving Peanut I went to check on Gage and find him running with the bulls with the natives with some random tourists. I do not know where they are running to. I don't know where (or what) they're running from. And I don't know why they're all running together. Frankly. I'm not sure I want to know.
Regardless of the general creepiness and all around fail of their nights, both Peanut and Gage made it home safely to spend a little "one on one" time together.
Buuuuut the next morning was a totally different story.
Peanut: Wtf man?
My thoughts exactly. A whole dining room full of empty chairs and he had to pick the one furthest from his girlfriend.
I thought this might be indicative of relational problems. So I sent them to the martial arts academy for some couples bonding.
Because we all know kicking and punching inanimate objects brings every couple closer together.
They did get some mad ninja skills out of it though.
Peanut: I could totally kick through a toilet. Or. My need to pee. I could kick so hard I'd never have to pee again. I could destroy bathroom necessity. I could be the new porcelain god!
...Peanut has clearly lost it.
Gage also got a belt and then struck a pose. This is his ~*intense*~ face. 'Cause he's super hardcore.
But really. I just want to hug his face! *squee*
Gage: [in a parody of a bad old kung fu movie] Peanut! You must. Come with me. Now. Or else. I will. Chop your neck. With my ninja. Skills.
Peanut: I swear he gets weirder every day.
He did however manage to convince her to come with him. And he took her to a beautiful spot in Shang Simla he had had found.
Peanut: You're very strange, but I love you. I'm glad you brought me here. You can see the whole town, it's so beautiful.
Gage: I know. I've been looking for the perfect spot to tell you this for the entire trip.
Peanut: To tell me what?
Gage: Peanut. I love you, would you marry me?
Peanut: Zomg!
And with that romantic gesture under the stars, the Briody and Mrmpfle vacation was over and Gage and Peanut had to head home.
yes. I spammed it. But it was so cute. ^_^ apologies
As soon as they got home Gage and Peanut decided to have a spontaneous wedding in their kitchen. Which is in complete contrast to the romantic proposal just days before.
And of course they then promptly made with the sock finding. And, to be quite honest. I think something is wrong with the sound in my game. I kept hearing chimes. *shrug* Wonder what that's about.
notes: again. I so meant to have this out way sooner. But my game keeps messing up and if I'm going to not be able to play, I wanted to pace my chapters a bit more. I have enough pictures for one more update so I hope I figure out my problem soon. And thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed! ^_^