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Red Team: As the new Red leader, I've decided I like the of you guys... I mean us, running together. Some could use the excersise more than others but it's something we can all do together, as a team. So we'll be running at least one mile every day from now on. Ashley, you can do girly laps. Grif, I expect you to keep up with me and Donut. We're going to get your flabby ass in shape. Washington, you're welcome to go with us. I think you're part of the team by now. And you're one of the few I can have intellectual conversations with.
Also:
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your terminal?
Red.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
None, I'm pretty sure.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yeah, almost everything. I'm part cyborg now, thanks to Sarge. Lets see, I lost my stomach, my arm, a bunch of skin... most everything really.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Heavy? Probably something at work. I don't really remember.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Well yeah. I mean... it seemed to happen kind of frequently in Blood Gulch.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No because then I'd only worry about how I could change it.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I don't know, I kind of like "Simmons"
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Maroon.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yeah, it's called freon. I have to.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No. I'll leave that to Donut.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
I already lost my whole arm for free. No you can't have the one live pinky.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No, never.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
It depends. How broke am I?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
If it was a Blue, yes.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
There are no pockets in this armor.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I didn't care for it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Sitting in a shower is dumb. I stand, like normal people.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who sent you a text message?
I sent Ashley a message, last.
Q: Last person who called you?
There's no phone here.
Q: Person you hugged?
I have no idea. I don't remember the last time I hugged anybody.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
42
Q: Season?
Spring.
Q: Color?
Maroon or Red
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Sarge. Um, no, of course not.
Q: Mood?
Busy, as always.
Q: Listening to?
The peace and quiet since Grif is no where around.
Q: Watching?
The screen.
Q: Worrying about?
Whatever Ashley wants to talk to me about.
Q: Wearing?
My armor. What else would I wear?
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
The kitchen.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Play more Grifball.
Q: Do you smile often?
Not really.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Probably not.
[OOC: So I was suposed to be on hiatus... I'm obviously not good at that.]
Also:
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your terminal?
Red.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
None, I'm pretty sure.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yeah, almost everything. I'm part cyborg now, thanks to Sarge. Lets see, I lost my stomach, my arm, a bunch of skin... most everything really.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Heavy? Probably something at work. I don't really remember.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Well yeah. I mean... it seemed to happen kind of frequently in Blood Gulch.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No because then I'd only worry about how I could change it.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I don't know, I kind of like "Simmons"
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Maroon.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yeah, it's called freon. I have to.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No. I'll leave that to Donut.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
I already lost my whole arm for free. No you can't have the one live pinky.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No, never.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
It depends. How broke am I?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
If it was a Blue, yes.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
There are no pockets in this armor.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I didn't care for it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Sitting in a shower is dumb. I stand, like normal people.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who sent you a text message?
I sent Ashley a message, last.
Q: Last person who called you?
There's no phone here.
Q: Person you hugged?
I have no idea. I don't remember the last time I hugged anybody.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
42
Q: Season?
Spring.
Q: Color?
Maroon or Red
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Sarge. Um, no, of course not.
Q: Mood?
Busy, as always.
Q: Listening to?
The peace and quiet since Grif is no where around.
Q: Watching?
The screen.
Q: Worrying about?
Whatever Ashley wants to talk to me about.
Q: Wearing?
My armor. What else would I wear?
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
The kitchen.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Play more Grifball.
Q: Do you smile often?
Not really.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Probably not.
[OOC: So I was suposed to be on hiatus... I'm obviously not good at that.]