Explanation

[simmeronlow]

Sarah, my thingy is simmer on low because that is the directions for cooking me or something....whatever. You can be the female me too if you want, there is plenty to go around. I think i'll try and form some sort of harem of female me's that can follow be everywhere and do my bidding upon command. Hmmmm.....?

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[havensgoalie]

Matt, to reply to my comments you can just click "reply to comment" beneath the comment!

FSDFASDKFJ

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[simmeronlow]

i know this but i never have anything to say on my LJ that much anyway so i milk any chance i can ever get. GAAAGGGHHH i am so frustrated about "love issues" haha gross

[havensgoalie]

EW?
Why haven't you called me up and we can go out and buy water and fruit together?
SERIOIUSLY?

Matt Gaffney, I expect a phone call from you by the time I go to bed tonight.
Or you'll have more than just...."love" issues....

[simmeronlow]

yo i called and you were driving and said you'd call back but YOU NEVER DID!!! shame! we never went on our movie date and i am leaving on the 10th so we gotta go do that ASAP! Call me on my cellie!!!! 610-742-6594

[havensgoalie]

girlfriend,
we'll go out next week! And then, remember...I'll come visit you down at UARTS and we'll walk the town and strut our bejeweled stuff.

I'm going away this weekend but I'll call you on the fourth to say hollah. Just don't be smashed!