Warnings: Babies and language.
Oh hai guys! I know, I know, another update within 24 hours. But I have up to 1.5 written and ready to go so I kind of want to start playing again, haha....ha...
*loser*
Last time:
Ao pulled a sneaky way of getting Jebidiah to marry her and ended up getting her fur baby Magic as well.
Jebidiah took his Japanese wife to China, because he’s cool like that and then got schooled by a wooden martial arts training dummy.
Jebidiah scared the pregnancy into Ao.
And… GO~
Ao: “So I’m going to ignore you scaring me because I have some good news.”
Jebidiah: “You have no evidence of me scaring you, but go on…”
Ao: “I’m pregnant! You’re going to be a daddy!”
Jebidiah: *gasp*
Jebidiah: “Really?”
Ao: “Really!”
Jebidiah: “Eeeeh look at me go! I rule!”
Typical male.
Jebidiah: “Thank you for carrying my babies.”
Well at least it’s better than the thumbs up we usually get.
Skimpy lingerie is something all pregnant women wear. But Ao looks a little down.
Ao: “I’m now eating for two… I’m going to get fat.”
I was quite happy how excited Jebidiah was when he found out Ao was pregnant. He kept rolling wants on buying toys, reading pregnancy books, and feeling and talking to Ao’s tummy.
Ao: “Jeb, you know it’s too soon for you to be able to feel anything.”
Jebidiah: “Shh, I’m talking to my baby.”
<3
Magic, on the other hand, was not happy at all that her human mother was expecting.
Magic: “Yes, ignore the cat. It’s not like I need love or anything at all.”
Jebidiah: *gasp*
Jebidiah: “I think we’re having a kitty cat.”
*facepalm* I’ll say it again… it’s a good thing he’s pretty.
Ao’s neurotic side came out in full force as soon as she became pregnant. I think it’s because she realized she’s in charge of another human being now.
Ao: “You have to be careful, you know. If you don’t make sure the stove is off horrible things can happen. I’ve seen it happen on CNN, so you know it’s true.”
Jebidiah: “Look at your sexy self, Jeb. Sure you’re ripped and have a smoking hot wife, but that means nothing now that you’re going to be a daddy.”
Jebidiah: “That doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate what you have, or what Ao is getting every night -”
Giggity.
Jebidiah: “-but you have to think of others first now.”
Jebidiah: “But that doesn’t mean you can’t steal a candy or two. I mean, look at you! You’re sexy! And don’t you forget.”
…I really have no idea what the point of that pep-talk was, but it made Jeb feel better.
Ao really started cleaning when she became pregnant as well.
She cleaned.
And cleaned.
And cleaned.
Jebidiah: “Ao, babe, you need to stop cleaning and live a little!”
Ao: “But -”
Jebidiah: “Just dance!”
Damn, Preg!Ao has some dance moves!
Ao: “I can’t get back up!”
Ao was busy checking the structure of the windows when I caught Jebidiah sneaking up.
Again? A scare could put her into early labour.
Ao: This will be the first baby of our family… I can’t wait to meet him or her, though I think it might be a boy. Baby one of five.
Ao: *sigh* I’m so excited for this to start.
I can’t watch this. >.<
Jebidiah: OUR FIRST BORN WILL WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR JAPANESE CULTURE! Lol jaykay.”
Ao: “JEBIDIAH NIJI!!!”
Are you really kidding, Jeb? Your expression says otherwise…
As Ao neared the end of her pregnancy, her hormones began to really get out of control.
Ao: “I’m going to have to bathe my babies when they’re babies - that means touching water!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”
She always cries after taking a shower so I can see how this will be a problem.
Ao: “*sniff* I want out of this legacy.”
Aww, it’s just the hormones talking, bb. <3
Ao took some time to calm down by grooming her fur baby. She was happy that bathing one of her babies didn’t include water.
But then of course reality kicks in and Ao goes into labor mid-brush.
Ao: “OH GOD THE PAIN.”
While this was happening, Jebidiah was playing chess with himself.
Jebidiah: “Oh, well played, well played.”
Ao: “JEBIDIAH!!! IT’S TIIIIIIIME!”
Cackling just before taking your wife to the hospital is always a good sign.
Jebidiah: “Let the fun begin. Heheh.”
This will be the last picture of Magic you’ll ever see - I decided that taking care of a pet was too much work when you’re planning on having a house full of babies so I had him adopted.
Magic: “I was always the favorite.”
Meet the first member of the second generation! Since I’m associating the names with the specific color given, this generation will be named after orange things. When I think of orange I think of warmth and summer-autumn and things like that.
Meet Nukumi which is Japanese for warmth. She takes after her mommy and gained the traits neurotic and good. Her favorites are white, vegetarian grilled salmon, and pop.
And this is Nikkou which is Japanese for sunshine. Her traits are perceptive and hates the outdoors. Her favorites: aqua, stu surprise, and Egyptian.
Jebidiah and Ao put the girls into the nursery and settled down for a nice meal. Little did they know that it would be the last peaceful meal they’d have in a long time.
Ao: “So when are we going to get back into the sack? We need three more babies for me to complete my life’s goal.”
Jebidiah: *choke*
Jebidiah: “A-already? I was thinking we could try again when the girls were in school…”
Ao: “That won’t do. I want to be a young mother. Besides, this is what a legacy is about, it’s all about the babies and toys and stuff for the first few chapters.”
Jebidiah wisely stopped talking and they finished supper and went to bed.
And the fun begins in 3…
2…
1.
It’s a good thing Jebidiah had a couple days off of work after the twins were born otherwise Ao would’ve been swamped.
Jebidiah: “I’m a dad now, I have to put my girls first.”
I wish the same could be said for Ao. You do know the girls are screaming at the top of their lungs, right?
Ao: “Yes my hearing is perfect, thank you very much. But the girls can wait, the bed needs to be made before I go to them.”
It’s 3 in the morning, you’ll just be going back to bed after you and Jeb calm the twins down.
Ao: Semitics. A made bed is a happy Ao.”
Jebidiah: “Shut up before I make you shut up.”
JEB! That’s no way to talk to your daughter.
Even with that comment, Jeb is a great dad.
Ao is a great mother too, when she’s finished making the bed.
This went on all through the night, but the new parents did get some sleep.
Jebidiah: “Would you kindly put Nukumi back into the crib. I’d like to sex you up.”
Jebidiah: “I believe that is the opposite of what I asked.”
Jebidiah put Nikkou in her crib and this happened while Ao was finishing up with Nukumi.
From Jebidiah’s expression, I think they’ll be trying something new in the bedroom today.
Yes, make out right in front of Nukumi’s crib. She’s so lucky she’s too young to realize what her parents are about to do…
Baby jangles, baby jangles~
Ao: “Meeeh I don’t feel good.”
Hey, you wanted to have the babies. This comes with the package.
Ao: “BLKJSFLKJSFSLF.”
Looks like the third child is on the way~
Ao: “Shut up and hand me my toothbrush.”
I guess I should’ve mentioned that Jebidiah is in the Medical career. He got the opportunity to do some public vaccinations while at work.
Am I the only one who finds the evil sim helping others a little off? I don’t believe that for a second.
Case in point: He raged at this lady for a good minute.
And he went straight to her as the first person to vaccinate.
I’m sure if we could see her expression it would be one of severe pain.
It’s the twins’ birthday and as Ao was getting ready for the party, she popped again!
At least Jebidiah didn’t scare the pregnancy into her this time.
BIRTHDAY TIEM~~
Nukumi is up first since she’s the oldest twin~
And Nukumi is derping into toddler-hood.
We can’t forget about Nikkou.
I’m kind of surprised she survived Ao’s boob smothering.
LJKSDFLKSJDF:LSJKDF:SF NUKUMI IS SO ADORABLE!
I don’t know where she got the blue eyes, though.
LKJASDFL;KJASFLKJASDLFJASF NIKKOU IS SO CUTE TOO!
I knew Jebidiah’s genes would work wonders. Yay~
Now, be prepared for some major toddler spam.
Nukumi is so adorable. She’s a happy baby.
And this basically sums up Nikkou in a nutshell. She’s always smiling. I’ve never had a sim who smiled as much as she did.
WHICH IS SO TOTALLY CUTE!!
The girls love to be in each other’s company. They’re always together.
Ao and Jebidiah decided to get a head start on teaching the girls skills they need in life.
Ao: “Now Nukumi, cake is always very yummy. Can you say cake?”
Before Jebidiah began to teach Nikkou how to walk, he had to show off his mad kah-rah-tay skills.
Jebidiah: “You never have to worry about bullies or anything, Nikkou. Daddy will protect you!”
Nikkou was not amused.
This was basically the scene for the next couple of days. Ao and Jebidiah were rushing to get the skills taught to their girls before the next baby arrived.
Nikkou is always playing with that car.
I swear these girls are the most well behaved toddlers I have ever had.
They ate quietly and cleanly.
Nikkou: *nomnomnom*
And you can tell they’re twins when they’re side by side. <3
Everything was going smoothly. Jebidiah was working and Ao was able to handle the girls because they were so well behaved.
Ao: “Uh oh - this feeling!”
But of course Ao went into labor when the girls were in the highchairs and Jebidiah was away at work.
Ao didn’t trust the neighbourhood babysitters to take care of her babies, so she opted to have a home birth.
And Nukumi and Nikkou got a front row seat to the wonders of life.
And meet the first boy of the generation - Akiko which is Japanese for bright light. He is a clumsy heavy sleeper.
Again, Ao and Jebidiah were blessed because Akiko was an easy baby, so they could focus on the twins.
The boat is very offensive to Jebidiah.
Jebidiah: “I want that boat OUT OF THIS HOUSE! Gone! My little girl will play with dolls, not boats.”
Jebidiah: “HA. I told her.”
Yeah, you sure schooled your two year old
Now to end off this update, I present you with toddler spam~
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Next time:
Births.
Birthdays.
More births.
I hate having a lot of children.