The Hogwarts Legacy - 1.0
Warning: Sexual humor and no censor bar.
Hey everybody! I started a Hogwarts legacy about a year ago and I’m not entirely sure why I only did one update… let’s just say Kelci was abducted by aliens and viciously probed with some weird green goop. Don’t worry, she escaped and, after a year of harsh therapy, Kelci is back with a new makeover.
So, this is a Hogwarts legacy. Each generation will be named after one of the four houses. I’ve randomly picked Slytherin to be the second generation theme. Just letting y’all know.
Reintroducing… Kelci Hogwarts! Kelci is a charismatic bookworm who can be a dramatic hot head. Just a warning, she’s a bit of a flirt, too. Her favorites are crepe, country, and the color lilac.
Kelci: Why hello there.
Since it’s Kelci’s lifetime want to become a Star News Anchor, first thing she does is head down and join the Journalism career. But since she’s the founder to this legacy, I doubt she’ll be getting any promotions anytime soon.
*thrusting motion*
Kelci: Erm, excuse me?
Nothing, nothing.
Since it was only like ten in the morning, I sent Kelci to the library to brush up on her writing skills.
Hermione took one look into Harry’s deep emerald gaze and, in that instant, she found herself suddenly not afraid anymore. She reached down and grasped his firm-
KELCI! No! Bad girl! No writing smut on a public computer!
Kelci: Hehehe.
People finally started to show up at the library but, unfortunately, none of them were baby-making material.
I got fed up with all the non-baby-making sims and sent Kelci to the pool next. Unfortunately, the same thing happened here.
Kelci: Mind telling me why I’m surrounded by women?
Kelci: Look I know I’m a flirt but I am strictly dickly. If you’re forcing me into a homosexual relationship I’m offing myself in the pool.
Yeesh, don’t be so dramatic. You don’t have to be in a homosexual relationship if you don’t want to. What do you have against gay people?
Kelci: I have nothing against gay people, I just like meat a lot more than fish. Forget it. I’m going to swing on the swing set.
Kelci: Oh yeah, go ahead and make out in public. Yeah that’s totally fine. You aren’t rubbing in the fact that you’re together at all.
Feeling sorry for poor Kelci, I made her go to the gym to see if she could pick up any guys.
Kelci: The gym? Sorry but I’m not picking anyone up if they smell like stinky feet.
You can either stop being a diva and go in the gym or I can off you right now and start a new legacy.
Kelci: Right. Going in, now.
KELCI!
Kelci: What? You didn’t specify what I had to do.
Everyone who was at the library ended up following Kelci to the gym so I ended up sending her to the riding place.
Kelci: Well hello.
Kelci likey.
Kelci: Hi there. My name is Kelci. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of a little thing called a Sims Legacy before, but I’ve been forced into doing one and am giving you - yes, you - the honor of being in it. What do you say?
Ben: Uh. Hello?
Kelci: My senses are tingling.
Just as Kelci was about to lay the moves on Ben, this chick comes up and starts flirting with him right in front of her.
Kelci: Oh bitch it is on.
Kelci: You could stay here with this girl and receive juvenile little flowers OR you could come back to my place and we could have a little fun. I can’t explain what we’ll do in public but it does involve a wand and a lot of massage oil.
Ben: Ohohoho.
Both Kelci and I thought she had won but apparently duck-face here had her bitch face on, too. Kelci was promptly ignored as she and Ben got their flirt on.
I sent Kelci home after that.
Kelci: Wait, wait, wait -WAIT. This is my house?
Yeah, what’s wrong?
Kelci: Honey, this is the Hogwarts legacy. Hogwarts. Everyone knows Hogwarts is a huge castle. I will not bring up my future children in this little shack.
Yes you will. You are so poor that the back of your house doesn’t even have any rock on it yet. You might live long enough to see a mansion. Maybe. But right now, this house is your humble abode.
Here’s a bird’s eye view of the house.
The next day after work I sent Kelci over to Ben’s house. This way duck-face won’t get in the way of future generations.
Kelci moves fast. She made it to Ben’s bedroom in no time. Although their activity isn’t what I’d hoped for, it’s still acceptable. For now.
Ouch.
To save Kelci from a possible concussion, I made her get her flirt on.
Kelci looks fierce.
Kelci: So there’s been something I’ve wanted to do for a while now.
Ben: Yeees?
I think Ben knows what’s on Kelci’s mind.
Kelci: *mw-
Ben! You thought Kelci was being extremely irresistible.
You tease.
Kelci: But, I -
Ben: Sorry it’s time to walk my dog. You should head home now, too.
Poor Kelci.
To make her feel better, I found a party for Kelci to crash.
There she met Kenji. They hit it off right away.
Kelci: Oh, you! Stop it! Dumbledore did not have a thing for Tom Riddle! *giggle*
However, when Kelci tried to get her flirt on… he declined.
Kenji: No, no, no. I have a girlfriend, thank you very much.
Kelci: Say what?
Then the lady throwing the party figured out Kelci wasn’t invited and threw her out. She had rotten timing.
Kelci’s quest for a baby-maker continues at the beach. This time, she tries putting the moves on her fellow co-worker… I think his name is Dion.
Kelci: How could she just throw the dagger? I know she’s a bad person, but come on! Who could hate Dobby?
After the obligatory Harry Potter talk, Kelci asked the second most important question.
Kelci: So are you single?
Dion(?): Why yes, I am si - wait a minute.
Dion(?): You’re part of that legacy type thing, aren’t you? I know how this works. You ask if I’m single and then tear into me like a steak!
Uh-oh.
Kelci: Listen buddy, it isn’t like I wanted to be in this stupid legacy! But I am and there’s nothing I can do about it! So don’t you make it sound like I’m objectifying you!
Hey now, I have feelings too.
Kelci: I’ll have you know that you were the third guy I’ve gone to. You’re the back up’s back up. How do you like that?
/sigh.
Dion(?): That’s fine because you know what? HARRY POTTER SUCKS! Twilight is a million times better than Harry Potter!
Oh no he didn’t! Kelci don’t just stand there, defend your legacy!
Kelci: No, it’s too late. Stephanie Meyer corrupted yet another unsuspecting soul.
You’re looking happy today, Kelci! Feeling better after yesterday?
Kelci: I sure am! Kenji and I are hanging out at the cat park today!
Okay it’s been hours! Kenji has a girlfriend and I will not allow you to be a home wrecker.
Kelci: Pshaw it’s fine, mother. Kenji and I are just talking.
We’ve become friends, right Kenji?
Kenji: Who are you talking to?
After Kenji left, Kelci invited Ben over for a meal and hopefully some lovin.’ We need to get this damn legacy on the road.
Now that’s what I’m talking about! Don’t mind me kids, you just keep doing what you’re doing.
/peeping Argus Filch.
That’s the only action Kelci got that night, unfortunately.
Kelci: When I become a star news anchor, I’m changing the Appaloosa Times to the Daily Prophet…
Kenji came over the next day to tell Kelci some important news.
Kenji: I just had to do it! Hailey was smothering me. It hurt me to do it, but I just had to break up with her.
Kelci: I’m so sorry! You can come in and talk if you want.
Kenji: You’re so sweet!
It’s a good thing Kenji can’t see your face, Kelci. You don’t look remotely sorry.
Damn girl, you work fast! Though I have to say I am pleased with this - Kenji’s genes mixed with yours will turn out better babies than if they were mixed with Ben’s.
Kelci: Ben who?
That’s my girl.
Kelci: I know you just broke up with Hailey but I am a part of a legacy. This is my sixth day and I really need to get a move on… will you be my boyfriend?
You’re such a romantic, Kelci.
But Kenji agreed either way! Welcome to the craziness that is a legacy!
Kelci: Let’s head to the bedroom! It’s baby-making time!
Kenji: Whoa hold on there! I don’t think I’m ready for the bed just yet!
Oh so you won’t go to bed to woohoo but you’ll settle for shower woohoo?
You kinky little bugger.
Kenji: *whistles merrily*
Kenji strutted his stuff all the way to the bedroom. I guess once you woohoo in the shower, anywhere will do after.
Not feeling well, are we Kelci?
Kelci: I never signed up for this. Blurgh.
Yay! We all know what this means!
Kelci popped later that night! Her pyjamas are actually really cute!
Kelci: I have a little Slytherin in me!
…
Kelci’s everyday clothes however…
Why EA?
Kelci: I make this look good.
Kelci went over to Kenji’s later on to tell him the good news when we came upon this.
A girl flirting with her baby’s daddy!
But Kenji, being the awesome boyfriend that he is, promptly turned her down and asked her to leave. Yay <3
Kelci: Remember when we did the humpy-humpy thing a couple of days ago? Well, it turns out the humpy-humpy led to me being pregnant.
Kenji: *gasp!* Hold that thought!
Kenji had to go to work, apparently.
Kelci: It’s okay my tiny little Slytherin, Daddy still loves you.
I think Kelci’s a little too excited about Slytherin being the next generation.
Kelci asked Kenji out to dinner after he was off work. Her formal clothes are cute, too! Why must she have a bathing suit for everyday?!
Kelci: So there’s something I’d like to ask you…
Kenji: Kelci! Not here in public! What will the neighbours think?
Ewww dirty.
Kenji: Oh, it’s not that?
Kelci: I’m going to ignore you even thought about that and get on with it. Will you marry me and have many little Slytherin babies?
What I would like to know is why Kelci has such a sparkly and impressive ring when she’s so poor she can’t afford to paint her entire house.
Wedding spam.
This poor woman started drinking when she saw Kelci and Kenji get married.
Sad alcoholic: I feel so alone.
To end off this chapter, I leave you with the house Kenji had! I moved Kelci in and all of his roommates out, because I can. And I decorated as all the house colors of Hogwarts
Kelci: It’s still not a ca-
If you say castle I will kill you and your little Slytherin baby.
Kelci: …
Much better. On with the tour!
Here’s the living room/entrance way decorated in Ravenclaw’s blue and bronze. It really is amazing how much you can change things with Create a Style. I love it.
Down the hallway.
And another little family room.
The kitchen with Hufflepuff’s black and yellow (black and yellow black and yellow).
The other part of the kitchen. Kenji will get his makeover in the next chapter.
The master bedroom. It’s mostly in lilac since that’s Kelci’s favorite color.
The Gryffindor bathroom!
And the master bedroom, in lilac again for Kelci. There was another bathroom I didn’t get pictures of but it’s a combination of lilac and yellow (Kenji’s favorite color).
And the room where the little Slytherin babies will grow up!
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Thanks for reading! I hope you’ll leave a comment to tell me how you like this! See ya next time!