If you were within ten feet he would've murdered you like O.J. Simpson. Anything else and he could've probably healed all the damage you did until you run out of arrows and THEN murder you like O.J. Simpson.
However, if you had Cassimar, he would've died screaming.
My favorite Cade moment Cade: Thorn, get up. Thorn: Why? Cade: We're going to get treasure and I need a meat shield. Thorn: ...what kind of treasure? Cade: Shiney treasure. Thorn: Yay, treasure! Cade: Yay, meat shield.
dont lie. youre a friend stalker. you stalk all my friends and become friends with them. so its like "shpedoinkle! i know all the same people you do! ♥ "
Like it would have been hard to get Cassimar to help.
"Hey Cassimar, want to go kill that Minotaur?" "Why?" "He's a paladin of a halfling god. It's just NOT RIGHT." "No, I don't think so." "Yeah, Heartfang said you'd be too much of a pussy to do it." "Fuck that, I'm in."
However, if you had Cassimar, he would've died screaming.
My favorite Cade moment
Cade: Thorn, get up.
Thorn: Why?
Cade: We're going to get treasure and I need a meat shield.
Thorn: ...what kind of treasure?
Cade: Shiney treasure.
Thorn: Yay, treasure!
Cade: Yay, meat shield.
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coincidence? doubtful.
(and we're both gigantic nerds)
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"Hey Cassimar, want to go kill that Minotaur?"
"Why?"
"He's a paladin of a halfling god. It's just NOT RIGHT."
"No, I don't think so."
"Yeah, Heartfang said you'd be too much of a pussy to do it."
"Fuck that, I'm in."
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