You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.1. A lightsaber, because they never run out of juice. Lacking that, the hip-mounted swivel cannon from Aliens ( Read more... )

... I have nothing to say about this.

Are you prepared?

Public Access Channel 17 is currently playing a soundless video entitled "Take out the Trash: Hillbillys in a Haunted House". Oh, yeah, baby! Nothin' but the best on public access!

In other news: Star Wars is a tool of satan, Australian men wipe their asses with sandpaper and velcro, and chipmunks can also be ninjas. Ah, the intarwebnets!!

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