The Sweetz Legacy
I finally got Showtime and I'm testing it out with my Katy Perry-esqe sim who is a Genie. Also the names of the townies are more than likely to be changed because I am not good at remembering names so if you see one in this legacy and their name is random and off the wall do not be alarmed. I'm doing it almost like a Legacy Challenge only with less rules :) Enjoy and comment.
(Warnings: Adult language,Cursing, Adult humor, sexual humor and Crazy Genie Bitches.)
This would be my founder Candace "Candy" Sweetz. She's a 400 year old genie with a VERY colorful personality which means that bitch is cray.She wants to live her life like a normal Human...well a normal Superstar Singer human that is. And no one knows about her aupernatural heritage...yet.
Her favorites are Pop music(of course) Lobster Thermidor (rich taste) and pink
Which brings us to her starter home. A Condo located in Starlight Shores with a nauseatingly pink color scheme. I'm not sure how big the lot was but it was the biggest that i felt wouldn't make my game lag.
A hungry Candy decided to make herself an Autumn Salad she wasn't pleased with it
Candy: What is this?! You call THIS a SALAD?! Where the HELL are the croutons??!!
Candy: I mean How can anyone eat a salad without croutons its the dry that balances out the flavor of the wet lettuce!
Candy: Whatever It's okay I don't even like croutons -_-
#Diva/insane/over-emotional
Being a starving artist musician type that Candy is she's in need of a job but since the singer profession, she have to settle for the stupid lame musician career.
Candy: "MWM seeks discreet encounter with young...." Oh that's right must find job cause broke bitches be broke, but no Singer job how will I ever see my name in lights? I guess being a Musician is close enough.....
And she ended the night with some skilling.
Candy: It seems like a perfect night,
To dress up in formal
and sing about crountons.
oh how I hate them YEAHHHHH.....
Unfortunately for her the next day was a day off for her so to kill some time and find a future husband
she wanted to get her face painted I was proud.
Candy:I feel pretty. Oh so Pretty...I NEED to take a pic of this.
Candy: This is gonna be so rad! hurry, hurry OMFG HURRY!!!
Candy: Oh yeahh...Im a sexy bitch ....the sexiest
I don't know if the water was cold or what but outerwear seems to be necessary for this shower for some reason.
Her Crazy is showing.
Finally SInger profession is in the paper
Candy: Finally. Now is the time that I will begin my rise to stardom! First Vocal Legend Genie Lady LolliPop in the HOUSE!!
This will be fun
Not sure where this is..exactly but she wanted to go here and here is where she went
Candy: OMG! STFU! How did he do that!
Penelope: OMG this magic show is just so amazing i need to dance to the non-existent music :o
Candy: Bravo. Brah-Vo...*is impressed*
Penelope: That could not have been real. Where are the wires??
David Cop-a-feel: Thank you. Thank You. you have all been a wonderful audience but I a more wonderful and spectacular performer.
Candy: La di da diity daaa....I hope he doesn't think I want his autograph I'm not a fan of self-centered jackasses..
David Cop-a-feel: Hmmm you. Yes you who isn't astounded by my amazing magic show, Theres something about you I do not like I can't put my finger on it but it's magical.
Candy: I'm not a Magician, I'm a singer K'duh...
David Cop-a-feel: No i can sense it, the force is so strong my chin has gained the ability to pass through my collar.
Penelope: Oh...is this part of the show? I hope so or this would be AWK-Ward....
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen get ready for the seductive vocals of Enrique Martinez....
*Applause*
Enrique Martinez: Upside,Inside out she's
Livin Lavida Loca....
Candy: Booo You suck you washed up old jar of Pace Picante Salse....mmmmm Pace Picante Salsa.You still suck!
Penelope's legs: are silent because they are legs and we all know legs do not speak.
Candy: That's right legs of the woman behind me he sucks harrrrrd!
First Sing-a-Gram she Lady LolliPop travels in style..Like a Boss.
Pamela : Are you here to cheer me up? I may look filthy rich and well-fed but that's because I am, also im sad on the inside.
Lady LolliPop: This is Gonna Be greaaaaat.....here goes nothing.
Lady LolliPop: Hey you cheer up You need somebody with a human touch
Hey you I'm pretty sure you rarely ruuuuun.
Your life is great because your rich and everyone else is really poor ....
Lady LolliPop: Here have this stuff animal to cheer you up in your time of superficial need.
Pamela: Oh a giant Rabbit cookie. Just like Mama used to make when I was little...
LadyLolliPop: Umm thats not a cookie its a stuffed animal and i seriously doubt you were ever little.
Pamela: mmmm cookies.....
Candice a.k.a Candy a.k.a. Lady LolliPop was very busy with her Sing-a-Grams and her next job was her old Co-Worker, Jamar Whitfield.(That is his real name so points for me)
Candy: Hey Jamar, I know you asked me over here to congratulate you on your promotion but I feel like there's more behind this....
Jamar: Candy, wait...
Jamar: I am attracted to you, guurrrll but im to old for you and I got a wife and kids, Your age.I think you need to find someone else....guurrlll
Candy: I don't. I'm white and young and you're black and married this is the stuff that human superstars are made of. We belong together we'll be like Ice and CoCo.
Jamar: As tempting as the idea sounds Guuurrrl I'm the committed type of black man in the Music Industry....Guuurrrl.
Candy: That's doesn't even exist
LadyLolliPop: I just don't understand we would have been the new Ice and Coco. I would've been COCO! Don't you understand stranger who needs a Sing-a-gram to congratulate you for gaining an athletic skill point....oh wait
Darius: Ummm sorry?.... It'll be okay??
LadyLolliPop: Congrats on getting that skill point
Boy you worked so hard and
Maybe later you can work me hard with your solid toned black body
yeahhh....
Heres a present, you'll never guess what it is...
Darius:....Ummm--
LadyLollipop: It's Condoms! ;)
LadyLollipop: But seriously I think you're fucking sexy and I want you to be my choco-lover.
Darius: Thanks youre really beautiful too how bout go out sometime?
LadyLollipop: My Numbers on the condoms.
Darius: Really?...
Candy: I, Candice, Genie of the Lamp...
Candy: Summon thee into existence...
Candy: Lobster thermidor for my guests to make my party BITCHN.
Party Time!
Candy, our social butterfly, invited her closest friend, Lela Whitfield aka Jamar Whitfield's daughter to her party along with Darius the second man of her dreams.
Lela: Mmm giiirrrl this burger is BOMB!
Candy: Hi Darius Im so Glad you could make it to my little party <3 _<3
Darius: No problem thought it be fun and I'm off tonight
Candy: It must be hard being a sexy fireman all
Darius: Yeah I'm mostly just hangout and wait for someone to burn their food and then panic at the stove for long time before attempting to put out the fire and by then their counter top has burnt down.
Candy: Hmmm I didn't have that problem. I made a salad. :)
Lela: *whispers loudly* Heyyy Pssst heyyy. She has no gag reflex. Get wit her.
Darius: Umm your friend is acting kinda weird, I think she's tryna tell me something...
Candy: Dont be silly she's probably just choking on all that food she was scarfing down a second ago.Right Lela you're not tryna tell Darius something are you?
Lela: Hella naw girl, im just choking on food which doesn't happen to you because you have NO GAG REFLEX ;)
Darius: Oh.....kayyy.....
Lela: *Thumbs Up*
Candy: You know, I've been meaning to tell you just how much I love you.
Candy: You are always here for me and I appreciate that...
Candy: Mr. Toilet Please say you'll never leave me...
Mr. Toilet: .......
Candy: I love you more :)
-A Few Days Later-
It's Winter and you will NOT be seeing much of it in my game as it causes a horrible lag and my sims stand in one spot for like ever until I restart my game. But ooooo holiday Lights pretty.
Holiday Party TIme!
With Darius,Stardust and Patrick. Lela was there too but she had to leave the French Toast she brought in the bedroom I think she might have the insane trait too...
Candy: This had better be the greatest gift ever.
It was a Flamingo lawn ornament. She was indifferent.
Candy: So Darius im glad you came to my party I'd like spend more time with you....like a normal human couple.
Darius: Im sorry Candy, but im with someone already and she's going to have my baby.
Candy: It's okay I understand you had a life before me and I want to have a child eventually.
Darius: No you dont understand. I'm completely committed to her I want to marry her.
Candy: What?! What are the odds of this happening to me twice?! Ice and COCO?!!!
Darius: Im sorry but I do know someone that I think you might like...
~TBC~