So I didn't finish my Pyramid Legacy because I got too busy and then many horrible things happen to my computer. I decided to quit the Legacy posting business but I just couldn't help but get back in. I am currently working on a Round Robin Legacy with a few other simmers
but I'm generation 7 and that could take awhile so I had to do something in the mean time ....right?
Warnings: The usual apply (bad language, graphic violence, insults,things that are sexual in nature i mean come that should be obvious by my screen name)
This Beautiful Lady would be Mylene Prima who is based off of a new interest of mine,
Mylene Pharoah from
Bakugan. And Prisma is Spanish ( I think) for Prism which is whats used to make a rainbow or some scientific mumbo jumbo I say its made by leprechauns and fairies to show when they are having a same sex marriage.
I think she might be my favorite sim ever that I made in Body shop.
Mylene, is interested in Fortune and wont stop until she gets it. She is very organized and not shy at all, she can be lazy at times and perfers to use someone else to do her dirty work but she is very serious and it is always business first however she can be nice to people if she needs them
Another extreme personality would be her pet and also the Pet Legacy Founder
Elico Prisma
Isn't he cute he's my first aggressive pet ever I wonder how that will work out but his Laziness might mellow him out
This is her shack, I built it on a 4x4 lot because
Screw the rules I have money I hate the 5x5 lot its way too big and as long as I don't move out I should be good.
I got the idea to build my shack like this from
potential_fate so thanks for the idea I loved it until about 5,000 simoleons ago.
This is hers and Elico's bathroom.
She was bored and had nothing better to do so she greeted this underage teen paperboy Ronan Asshdjf;fklfhf his last name was something like that I changed it to Assface he loves it.
Mylene: Hello there I'm Mylene and you're in my shack it's missing a wall but I'd rather you didn't walk into the room that I sleep naked.
Ronan: *stares at large breasts* Yeah...sorry about that
Mylene: *is annoyed* Are you staring at my breasts? I am not a sexual object for you to get your pubescent rocks off to.
Ronan: No I wasn't staring at your huge breasts that beckon me to them ....hey you seem lonely living here all by yourself and your cat how bout I keep your company...tonight ?
Elico looking cute and being aggressive towards the door.
Elico: *Hiss* Die Door Die!
Mylene had no trouble informing him that he does not arouse her.
Mylene: I'm sorry but you do not and can not possibly rub me the right way maybe when your balls drop
Ronan the Paperboy: *is disappointed*
She decided to ignore him and play close attention to her beloved Elico.
Ronan: Is she making out with her cat? *is confused, disturbed and aroused all at once*
Mylene: Oh my little Elico we don't need no stinky teen boy around here do we?
Elico: *is adored and a little irritated*
While Mylene was getting Elico a Job in Security because no one live with her for free we got a welcome party.
A welcome party that is useless to me Remington Bertino and Caryl Brown and they are both useless they're lucky I love alien skins because otherwise they would be so Death by Satellite right now...mmmmm that sounds delicious.
Oh look a sim I made Morrigan Casterwell the Atrociously evil Witch She's pretty and pregnant and needs to take her but home.
After the welcome party was kicked the f-word out left Mylene wanted to get some training in so Elico can get a promotion.
Mylene: Come on Elico stay, stayyyyy, stay.......
Elico: *thinks* Do what now?
They had to stop because Elico was getting pissy, tired and territorial over his shack house
Still waiting on her Law job, she was more than happy to go on the outing.
Mylene: Ummm I don't know I just moved here, I'm borderline broke, I think you may be a stalker because I never gave you this number....
Jan Lam: I am the towns official outing director I contact every newcomer via Yellow pages .com ...also I know all and see all with my Millennium Necklace
Mylene: *thinks to herself* This might be the opportunity for good networking. Okay I'm in
Jan Lam: Perfect...just as my Millenium Necklace predicted
Mylene: what was that last part?
Jan Lam: Nothing see you at 8
The group was also useless
Mylene: So yeah, none of you guys tickle my fancy so I'm gonna go have a few drinks and HOPE that someone better comes by.
Outing Group: *is offended*
Mylene is so far my most expressive sim either that or I never really paid any attention to my other sims at all.
Mylene: I feel as through someone under the age of 18 is watching me and thinking dirty things...
Victor:*looms*
Yeah this picture isn't for anything except to show off my pretty, facially expressive sim
Expect more of this
Mylene: Barkeep give me a Gin and Whiskey no ice....*looks around* and keep em comin
Barkeep: are you sure you can handle that ma'am?
Mylene: I don't pay you to ask questions!
Barkeep: Ma'am you don't pay me at all Ladies drink free here
After the booze settled in Mylene decided she should settle for someone around but who.....It turns out she has a thing for our little Red jail-bait over yonder
Mylene: Mmm I don't know if this is the drink talking but damn I feel like I need to get into Cougar Mode Raw...hic...rrr
Well I guess it wouldn't hurt to talk to him he is kinda cute and he can be useful if you have a daughter and or gay son.
Victor sparkles like the ridiculousness that is the Twilight Saga damn you Stephanie Meyer you give vampires a bad name/ end rant
Mylene: Hey little boy what are you doing out this late on a school night....are you being a bad boy?....
Victor: uh no actually I do stuff like this all the time and some even wilder stuff
Mylene: Oh yeah like what? huh tell me how naughty you can get
Victor: Oh I can get Naughty, this one time while me and my friends were traveling through the Asadorf forest to reach the ruins of Karmechuchan to get the Holy Challis of eternal power I ran into a Horkbajor and she was thirsty so I gave her Lemonade and everyone knows female Horkbajor are allergic to lemons and she started to gag
Mylene: What the hell is this kid talking about it doesn't make sense at all
Victor: And the Morgradorfs are distant relatives of the Horkbajors and they are very alien-like me and my friends were like look out and oh Knows a
Mylene: This was a bad idea I need to GTFO now! To the Cougar Mobile!
Victor: *rambles in unknown geek speak*
Since no one who tickled Mylene's pickle showed up it was time for her to head home.
Mylene: Well I can't say that I had fun tonight and I almost certainly will not be calling any of you so Im gonna go home now and maybe wash my cat
Victor: Hey wait, can I help you wash your cat? Then we can talk about my fight with the dreaded six headed Tobaccosaurus
Mylene: Oh sure let me tell you what we're gonna do first. come close
Mylene: *whispers something so inappropriate, despicable, disgusting and perverted to a minor*
Victor: we're gonna do what!.....I think I'm gonna go home now and join the Jonas Brothers purity ring challenge.
But all was not a total lost on her way home she managed to run into a potential love interest
Damn dog eating my Elico's food that shit costs 10 simoleons maybe I shouldn't have stolen taken
potential_fate idea
Mylene decided to invite over a guy she met on the interweb (nice going there Mylene haven't you heard of online predators)
Anyways I cant for the life of me remember what his name is or where I downloaded him from I think GOS so if you recognize this sim
let me know and I will be sure to give you props
Mylene: Wow you look even better than your profile described. I am aroused by your blonde and seemingly unemployed self.
Wesley: Thank you I guess....
Mylene decided to tell Wesley of her first night into town with the most graphic of detail.
Mylene: *Whispers the same something so inappropriate, despicable, disgusting and perverted thing that she whispered the night before*
Wesley: You said THAT to HIM?!
Mylene: Yeah, whats the problem? He's gotta learn sometime right?
And thus we begin flirting and awww @ the fact that Wesley is a shy sim.
Mylene: Man I can't resist the color of your hair and its texture what do you use as shampoo, Garnier Fructise?
Wesley: *gushes* Uh no...I don't use anything really
So lets cut to the money grubbing chase.
Mylene: So Mr. Sexy Blonde man ,what do you do for a living?
Wesley: *thinks* whats her angle?
She's a Fortune sim her angle is to get married to a rich guy duh
Wesley: Oh well I'm a waiter at a local restaurant.
Mylene: I'm sorry It sounds like youre saying waiter
Wesley: I did, I am a waiter
Mylene: One more time I keep HEARING waiter
Wesley: I am. A. WAITER.
Mylene: O....Kayyy..... and how much money do you get with this 'waitering' job?
Wesley: I make enough to get by actually
Mylene: Im feeling a very strange sensation in my stomach right now i'm either hungry or upset. So I'm gonna make us something to eat since I cant LEGALLY kick you in the nuts and not get arrested
Wesley: O...KAyyyy.... D:
While Mylene was preparing dinner Wesley was getting to know her most trusted Bakugan pet Elico
Wesley: Hey Mr. Kitty I might be your new daddy so we need to get along okay? :)
Mylene: Not if you don't make more than "Enough to get by" you wont.
Wesley: What was that hunny
Mylene: Oh nothing just talking to the food
Wesley: Why? thats strange
Mylene: No it helps the .....uh...umm...yeast rise...yeah that's it
Wesley: Oh okay
Wesley and Mylene ate lunch and got to know each other further with the ever seeing Elico Standing guard.
Mylene: So do you plan on pursuing better career oppurtunities in your life as a way to support yourself and possibly me and a family?Hypothetically speaking of course.
Wesley: Um that's very specific but I don't mind where I'm at to me money is materialistic all I need is love and the essentials and I can live happily :D
Mylene: Blasphemy!
This is a cute man and he would've been perfect I do live me some alien skin tones but he and Mylene have no Chemistry he must be jobless.
But he will be in this legacy someday....Maybe sooner that you'd expect.
Maybe now...
......or
..now
It was time for Wesley to GTFO so Mylene could check out sperm donor love interest # 2
Wesley: I have to get going now so when can I see you again?
....or Maybe possibly
.....Now
Mylene: Oh you can see me anytime just as long as you call me and I talk to you first :)
Wesley: Great I can't wait
Mylene: *thinks* Memo to self, rememeber to screen all calls
Mylene finally Got her job in the Law and is gaining some charisma by practicing what to say in court
Mylene: Your Sexy Honor, I would like to talk about how my client is 100% innocent of the murder that of which he is accused just because there is a blood stained glove with his evidence. And because he had a motive seeing as how his wife was having an affair. We should talk about this over dinner sometime.
She's not afraid to use her feminine wilds to get what she wants.
While at her first day of work, Elico was playing with a passerby do it was soooo cute in other words Elico Spam
I would totally take this stray in if Elico wasn't already too much trouble....I mean it observe...
He's supposed to be a genius but I figure his laziness knows no bounds as I even moved the dish right in front of him and he continued to not eat and bitch about being hungry.
Even though caused a sexy officer to come by I was still pissed at him how can I have a pet legacy without the founder and no heirs.....HOW?!
Mylene came home with a promotion looking to share her joys with her pride and Joy Elico but he was nowhere to be found.
Mylene: Oh where or where has my Elico gone. Oh where oh where can he be? Oh well he'll turn up I'm going to bed.
She had no emotional reaction what so ever. Being a Cold Hearted Bitch you're doing it right.
I will end this update with Elico returning a few hours later after Mylene called and threatened to kill all the dogs in the neighborhood if Elico was not returned to her the Pet Adoption place to get her beloved back.
And he brought with him yet another very attractive officer.
This ends my first post the next one will be up soon. Also if you love Mylene as much as I do you can download her after this generation is over.
Please feel free to let me know how much you love her or anything else. I accept all Major Credit Cards but I do not accept C.O.D.'s
Stay tuned for an all new Ally Mc Beal.