ISBI - The Lutins Family
So, this is me getting back in the swing of Simming/editing/captioning. I will be trying to return to my legacies really soon, guys, probably after I get back from my visit with the wife, which I'm leaving for on Wednesday. For now, I give you an ISBI - yeah, I'm only trying to get to gen five on this one. Meet the Lutinses!
Somewhere in Simland, a lovely young Simlady signs the contract for her very first apartment.
Meet our founder, Sophia Lutins. Sophia is a curvy bisexual Aries (5 sloppy/neat, 8 outgoing, 6 active, 3 serious and 3 grouchy) whose primary concern is romance with fortune not far behind. She is attracted to charismatic werewolves, and doesn't care for lovers who like the bling. Her main goal in life is to be a major ho and do the naughty with twenty different Sims. In her spare time, she enjoys music and dance as a hobby.
Our girl immediately sets her sights on Mr. Aren Stompel. A little too similar to her coloring for breeding purposes, but as a way to kick off the life of a romance Sim? Not bad.
So, Sophia does as any good stalker romance Sim should and notes which apartment he lives in so she can stop by for a visit.
Oh, come on now. You weren't that indifferent when you were ogling him on the street. Get in there and do your thing.
Sophia: Oh God it's an earthy hug, save me from the hippie!
Disclaimer: The opinions and viewpoints expressed in the included commentary are property of the Sims who express them and do not accurately reflect the opinions and viewpoints of the poor Simmer who is desperately trying to think of somewhat amusing things to say.
Admiration goes over well...
Sophia: Should I go for it?
simgarden: Knock yourself out.
Aren: Can we talk about music instead? I love music!
Sophia: *rejected*
idk, maybe I've taken too many Japanese courses, but I laughed entirely too much when I realized that the sign that should be apartment number looks like it says koko, which means here, which imho would make giving your address just a little confusing... yeah, I'm easily amused.
On to finding a job. Considering that Sophia is a vry srs Sim, the fact that there was an opening for a job as a stand-up comedian was too ironic not to take it.
I feel your pain, girl. Sometimes I think there is an elephant living above me.
A very butch straight girl gives Sophia a TV. Mixed messages, much?
Then there's this fellow, Leo. No diversity in skin color, but it's always nice to get that recessive red hair gene in your cocktail.
He likes what he sees. And he seems to have red eyes. This is confusing as I do not recall downloading a geneticized eye set that included red, but you know what? I'll go with it.
Taking the bait...
And ACR steps in! Hello, ACR my old friend.
Okay, Sophia, I know you're good, but how did you manage to engineer something that romantic? Oh, wait...
SCORE! Okay, yes, I know, did this with the first generation Lairs, but if one of these guys pops up for a founder to meet I am not looking a gift witch in the mouth.
Indifference? Okay, I can work with indifference. As long as it's not outright hatred.
Oh gods, Soph, just don't hit him in the head and make him forget all that wonderful magical knowledge.
Sophia: Hey! Congrats on being the Grand High Poobah of witches!
Stuart: Somehow that doesn't feel like a compliment...
Moving on, time for Leo to come by for a visit. He definitely has red eyes. I want those red eyes in this family.
Leo seems happy to help.
It is entirely possible that the noisy sex on the couch is meant as revenge on the equally noisy neighbors.
So. As soon as I remember to actually give her that secondary fortune aspiration I decided on back at the beginning, she somehow acquires two bolts of attraction with Stuart Kosmokos the Infallibly Good Warlock.
A little cuddling under the stars where Sophia shows off her knowledge of what a constellation is...
Sophia: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Edward Cullen when you're naked?
Stuart: Again, I'm not sure if that's a compliment.
...just as long as he doesn't knock her up, call me shallow but that nose? DO NOT WANT.
Sophia: Oo, I feel funny...
And we have witching!
Okay, got the notch in her bedpost and the hat on her head, we're done with you now, Stuart!
Sophia practices skyclad.
That's some funky body glitter you've got goin' there, Sophie-girl.
Sophia: Now I'll look like Edward Cullen when I'm naked, too!
simgarden: Not... sure... if that's a good thing.
Woot! Rent money!
Redid her makeup to match the sparkles a little better.
...*snickers* Looking gorgeous, Soph.
I would just like to add that the only reason the bills get paid is that Sophia checks the mail autonomously.
Well, I'm pretty happy with Leo, but since it's tradition I guess I'll see what the matchmaker has for me.
Sophia: I'm so going to jail.
What? 20 Sims, they don't just grow on trees. Have to take what I can get!
Right, time's a'wasting. Time to get a bun in Sophia's oven.
Not bad, not bad...
Engaged... *holds breath*
Married! And all without a breakdown, how strange.
And it's time to try for baby.
...a lot.
Important announcement! Leo is a bathtub pirate! Is it possible that he will help level Sophia's seriousness out in the genetics?
And this, my friends, is what we call success.
So our first installment ends; Leo and Sophia Lutins move into a lovely little townhouse and prepare for the birth of their first child. Will becoming a mother finally send Sophia into a breakdown? Stay tuned to find out!
Tally
*Torch-Holders - 1
(Really? I didn't even get any fires? Huh.)
...a little rusty, I know. I promise, I will try to be funnier next time!
Somewhere in Simland, a lovely young Simlady signs the contract for her very first apartment.
Meet our founder, Sophia Lutins. Sophia is a curvy bisexual Aries (5 sloppy/neat, 8 outgoing, 6 active, 3 serious and 3 grouchy) whose primary concern is romance with fortune not far behind. She is attracted to charismatic werewolves, and doesn't care for lovers who like the bling. Her main goal in life is to be a major ho and do the naughty with twenty different Sims. In her spare time, she enjoys music and dance as a hobby.
Our girl immediately sets her sights on Mr. Aren Stompel. A little too similar to her coloring for breeding purposes, but as a way to kick off the life of a romance Sim? Not bad.
So, Sophia does as any good stalker romance Sim should and notes which apartment he lives in so she can stop by for a visit.
Oh, come on now. You weren't that indifferent when you were ogling him on the street. Get in there and do your thing.
Sophia: Oh God it's an earthy hug, save me from the hippie!
Disclaimer: The opinions and viewpoints expressed in the included commentary are property of the Sims who express them and do not accurately reflect the opinions and viewpoints of the poor Simmer who is desperately trying to think of somewhat amusing things to say.
Admiration goes over well...
Sophia: Should I go for it?
simgarden: Knock yourself out.
Aren: Can we talk about music instead? I love music!
Sophia: *rejected*
idk, maybe I've taken too many Japanese courses, but I laughed entirely too much when I realized that the sign that should be apartment number looks like it says koko, which means here, which imho would make giving your address just a little confusing... yeah, I'm easily amused.
On to finding a job. Considering that Sophia is a vry srs Sim, the fact that there was an opening for a job as a stand-up comedian was too ironic not to take it.
I feel your pain, girl. Sometimes I think there is an elephant living above me.
A very butch straight girl gives Sophia a TV. Mixed messages, much?
Then there's this fellow, Leo. No diversity in skin color, but it's always nice to get that recessive red hair gene in your cocktail.
He likes what he sees. And he seems to have red eyes. This is confusing as I do not recall downloading a geneticized eye set that included red, but you know what? I'll go with it.
Taking the bait...
And ACR steps in! Hello, ACR my old friend.
Okay, Sophia, I know you're good, but how did you manage to engineer something that romantic? Oh, wait...
SCORE! Okay, yes, I know, did this with the first generation Lairs, but if one of these guys pops up for a founder to meet I am not looking a gift witch in the mouth.
Indifference? Okay, I can work with indifference. As long as it's not outright hatred.
Oh gods, Soph, just don't hit him in the head and make him forget all that wonderful magical knowledge.
Sophia: Hey! Congrats on being the Grand High Poobah of witches!
Stuart: Somehow that doesn't feel like a compliment...
Moving on, time for Leo to come by for a visit. He definitely has red eyes. I want those red eyes in this family.
Leo seems happy to help.
It is entirely possible that the noisy sex on the couch is meant as revenge on the equally noisy neighbors.
So. As soon as I remember to actually give her that secondary fortune aspiration I decided on back at the beginning, she somehow acquires two bolts of attraction with Stuart Kosmokos the Infallibly Good Warlock.
A little cuddling under the stars where Sophia shows off her knowledge of what a constellation is...
Sophia: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Edward Cullen when you're naked?
Stuart: Again, I'm not sure if that's a compliment.
...just as long as he doesn't knock her up, call me shallow but that nose? DO NOT WANT.
Sophia: Oo, I feel funny...
And we have witching!
Okay, got the notch in her bedpost and the hat on her head, we're done with you now, Stuart!
Sophia practices skyclad.
That's some funky body glitter you've got goin' there, Sophie-girl.
Sophia: Now I'll look like Edward Cullen when I'm naked, too!
simgarden: Not... sure... if that's a good thing.
Woot! Rent money!
Redid her makeup to match the sparkles a little better.
...*snickers* Looking gorgeous, Soph.
I would just like to add that the only reason the bills get paid is that Sophia checks the mail autonomously.
Well, I'm pretty happy with Leo, but since it's tradition I guess I'll see what the matchmaker has for me.
Sophia: I'm so going to jail.
What? 20 Sims, they don't just grow on trees. Have to take what I can get!
Right, time's a'wasting. Time to get a bun in Sophia's oven.
Not bad, not bad...
Engaged... *holds breath*
Married! And all without a breakdown, how strange.
And it's time to try for baby.
...a lot.
Important announcement! Leo is a bathtub pirate! Is it possible that he will help level Sophia's seriousness out in the genetics?
And this, my friends, is what we call success.
So our first installment ends; Leo and Sophia Lutins move into a lovely little townhouse and prepare for the birth of their first child. Will becoming a mother finally send Sophia into a breakdown? Stay tuned to find out!
Tally
*Torch-Holders - 1
(Really? I didn't even get any fires? Huh.)
...a little rusty, I know. I promise, I will try to be funnier next time!