The Bishop Legacy 3.6
FYI, smooth talk worked.
Noelle: Excuse me? There seems to be a wall in the way. A wall of hunk.
Devin:: I'm banging your husband like a trash can lid.
Nooo! You were supposed to burn so I could make fun of you, not get a hot tan! Oh well. *keeps him in swimming trunks for the rest of vacation*
I could make a pervy joke, but after the Noelle/Tosha debacle all I can say is "awwwww!"
Nash: How great is it that Dad isn't bursting into flames?
Basil: Pretty great. And how great is it that he isn't attached at the lips to that Devin guy for once?
simgarden: NOT GREAT AT ALL DAMNIT!
Well, he may not have burst into flames, but he came pretty close.
Yay, tour guides! The one bad part about vacation homes... you have to walk to a community lot to find one.
See, this fighting wouldn't bother me if the teenage boys didn't run away crying every time.
Basil: Why, Aunt Rikku? WHYYYYYYYY????
Mission keep Tosha too busy to talk to Noelle: success.
EPIC WIN!!!
Devin? You sure that's a good idea when he's so badly sunburned, buddy?
What would an island vacation be without a tacky palm tree souvenir? Nothing, that's what.
I expected Nash to be jealous of Basil doing things with anyone else. Instead he looks kind of... proud. WTF?
Basil: Ugh. Dad and mom are swooning over each other again. GROSS.
He bitchfaces anytime he sees PDA. Seriously.
Nash: ♪Whatever Looola wants... Loooola gets...♪
Basil: Does Lola want to stop being lazy and come help me build this sandcastle?
Taite: IF YOU DON'T STOP SINGING...
Nash: Ow! Ow! That hurts!
Nash: *poutyface*
Basil: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? NOT SO FUN WHEN IT'S YOU!
Taite: Dude, I didn't do it that hard! He's just a wuss!
Basil: WHAT DID YOU CALL MY BROTHER?
Nash rolls the want to eat hamburgers. Who am I to refuse the boy's desire for hot red meat?
...wow, I didn't even realize he was close to maximizing that.
Local: These are so good! You should be on one of those cooking shows!
Nash: Please be removing the girl parts from the vicinity right now.
Nash and Taite aren't getting along. At all.
I'm not sure why. I mean, they have such great role models.
RIKKU! Would you stop making your nephew cry? You're going to give him a complex.
They decide to follow this mysterious map that Rhiannon gave Braska before she died.
Braska: Hey, dude. Looks like you could use some help around here.
*evil grin* Guess who the only one with high mechanical is?
Braska cleans, Noelle fixes, and everyone else... just sorta stands there.
Don't be deceived. He's not just looking through the window, he's trying to figure out how to get up there to clean it. Hi, Devin's head.
Nash: I don't get it. What do you want me to let hang loose? Is this something kinky?
Braska: Whoah! Uh, I'm not sure I feel comfortable opening that with my sister in the room...
Nash keeps wanting to go on cooking sprees, so he gets to buy more food.
DEVIN DON'T DO IT! I promised sirensims that I'd keep you alive. Don't make me a liar!
Since everyone can pretty much do everything they are doing while they're at home? I think it's about time to send 'em back.
Nash: You may think you're fooling me by being small and cute, but I can SMELL that second X chromosome. Girl parts, AWAY!
He puts up with it to try to join the GC, though.
Unfortunately, I seem to have one of those glitched GC members. *downloads well* What, he would've made it.
Time to start trying to get these guys in a mood to grow up well when they go to college!
At first, the matchmaker gives me only adults. And then? I learn that Basil really is asexual.
Everything about dating bores Basil to tears.
Basil: Wait, you want me to what? Kiss her? EWWWWW!
I may or may not have intentionally 'missed' the first kiss so I could satisfy my sadistic side and make him do it again. Whichever doesn't make you think less of me.
Basil: I don't need to date some girl. I'm going to make a lot of money and just take care of Nash.
Tosha: I think that's called incest, honey.
...I got tired of waiting. And she isn't heir anyway.
Ladies and gents (are there any gents?), I present Tara Pegg-Bishop.
This is Timothy.
This is Shannon.
And this? This is Willow. I trust you all realize why that is AWESOME.
Braska: College is a wild, wild world, son. Take this. Get laid.
Nash: Uh... thanks. I think.
Next! Christmas specials. And whatever I can cap and fit on my flash drive to take to the land of dial-up with me when I visit my parents. *grumble*