Regenbogen 1.1
CAUTION: Language, sexual themes, and bad grammar/spelling ;-;
Well. This is the beginning of....the end? I have been wanting to do a Sims legacy for a long while now. By the time I got into legacies and all the jazz, I was already pretty far behind on the whole Sims 2 craze Since Sims 3 was just around the corner, I decided to just hold out on doing an official legacy until the Sims 3. At this point, since there are no official rules out there, I am kind of just winging things. I am doing this in Rainbow Legacy style, meaning each generation has to follow a predetermined color scheme. Generation one is YELLOW!
This here, is the lovely founder of our legacy.
Name: Canary Regenbogen
Traits: Childish, Natural Cook, Family Oriented, Friendly
LTW: To Reach the top of the culinary ladder
Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Music: Indie Music
Favorite Food: Sushi
Here we have the obligatory founder crap shack. Notice the yellow themes. Somehow all the yellow seems to make this place look a bit like a 70s love shack. I'm ok with that.
As soon as I finally finished with the building and let Canary off onto her own, the very first thing she did was run to check out the bathroom. She seems very concerned that the lamp is harboring negative feelings towards her.
Canary, inanimate objects to not have the ability, nor the know how to off you in your sleep.
The above school of thought also applies to doors. The doors will NOT try to eat you. Perhaps she is not afraid of the door? Maybe staring the door down has simply reminded Canary of her love the the band The Doors. Come on Baby Light My Fire? Indeed, upon further examination, it does appear that she is praying. Thank god for The Doors.
After a thorough examination of the bathroom, Chloe's first order of business is to get a JOB?! or....to watch kid television shows. Apparently Harvey is guest appearing in this episode. Delightfully creepy.
Canary's expressions while watching television crack me up. I am not sure if she is intrigued or...
....mildly horrified?
As exciting as Sim Television is, it will neither find you a job, OR an appropriate sperm donor. Canary takes a peek at the paper to see what sort of events/opportunities the town of Sunset Valley has to offer. There happens to be a BBQ down at the beach.
So, Canary hops into a cab, and makes her way on down to meet he love of her life make some friends. Please note the only real reason that I am showing the above picture is to carry on with the yellow theme >.>
NOMNOMNOM. So yeah, Canary doesn't really spend her time socializing much. Mainly because as soon as she arrived at the beach an opportunity popped up to have Canary grill up 5 separate meals. This is Canary taking a break to enjoy some of the fruits of her labor.
The other issues was, there really wasn't a whole lot of people at the 'Grill a'Thon.' Bella was there, playing catch with some old dingbat. Aww. There definitely were no males at the BBQ. Not. A. Single. One.
With that said, Canary continued to cook hot dogs in an attempt to fulfill her first opportunity before the bbq ended. Here she is on her fifth platter.
Unfortunately, that, happened. Ruh Roh. Is anyone looking?
Nope? Well, no worries, five second rule! IT'S STILL GOOD!
After she finished up her opportunity, we decided it was a good idea for her to do a little socializing before the night is over. Here Canary is asking one of the local woman where she can find men that are into BSDM?
....Much to the townies dismay. :minus:minus: That's great Canary. Alive for less then one sim day, and already alienating the townsfolk. On that note, it was pretty late, so Canary made her way home.
To immediately make a beeline to the bathroom mirror (she sure loves that bathroom) and make faces for about 2 sims hours...
....and to play with her hands for another 2 sims hours! IMA GONNA GIT CHUU!!
NOWAI! IMA GITCHUU!
RAWRNOMNOMNOMS! GOTCHUU!
Let's recap Canary's first day of life....
Complete first opportunity: Check
Befriend Bathroom Light: In Question?
Discover Favorite Television Show: Check
Make Friends: Fail
Find a Job: Fail
Find a Man: Fail
Well....It's a start. And Tomorrow's another day! Tomorrow there WILL be jobs, and men! Promise! (I hope)
Well, it is a fresh new day, a brand new start. On the itinerary today is getting a job, and finding a potential man! After having a balanced and healthy breakfast of course.
MMMNOMNOMNOM WAFFLLLESSS!
Ok, so by the time I finally got Canary out of the house and over to the bistro to apply for a job, It was too late for he to start working that day. I had her skip on over to the park to do some socializing. Unfortunately all she did was creep this poor woman out as she stared at her while scarfing down her dog.
Sooo....you would think after Canary finished her meal she would wonder off and leave this lady alone, but instead she starts to stare harder. Stop being a creeper Canary! This woman is trying to act completely oblivious to Canary's antics. I just noticed there are ants raiding that picnic. Probably wasn't the best idea to eat that Canary.
So, I spotted a decent looking fellow across the park and had Canary go over and get her flirt on.
The very first thing she does is find out is if he is single. He is. He is also apparently RICH! I would however be careful, since I think he may be sizing you up to EAT you! RUN CANARY!
...Or keep flirting. Fine. One of these days you will listen to me. :( This rugged lumberjack of a man is Stiles McGraw, and Canary's latest man crush. She can't wait to get him out of that plaid.......and into some new attire!
Awwww Shucks Ma mn! *awkwardly shuffles feet and kicks at a rock*
Apparently Canary's flirting wasn't having quite the desired effect ...since as SOON as the queue cleared up, Stiles was bolting off across the park.
Apparently Stiles jetting off has no real effect on Canary. She just stands there laughing hysterically at herself. D:
As it turned out, Stiles was just incredibly hungry (not trying to eat you after all), so after he got some hot dogs in his system, Canary started to chat him up some more.
The also did the Macarena! While Stiles was hoping that none of his friends come by to see him with this woman. :x
This guy just randomly got up and garfed all over the place. Real mood killer. :/
He then walked off awkwardly while thinking about llama. I guess those llama meat sandwiches he packed in his picnic were spoiled.
At that point, it was quite late, and Canary's energy was drained, so I needed her to get home so she would be ok for work tomorrow. She decided to run home. Weirdo. Last one there's a penis pump!
So, the next day before Canary headed off to work, I invited Stiles over to get some pre work canoodling in, and hopefully bump their relationship up to romantic level.
Awwwww, who could resist that face?! This guy apparently. So last night Stiles was single, amirite. Well either he is a liar mcliar pants, or sometime after Canary left he managed to hook up with some skankbag named Tori, because apparently NOW he is in a relationship, and all of Canary's flirts are having zilch effect on him. WE WILL GET STILES OVER TO TEAM CANARY! Unfortunately at this point the carpool had arrived, so that would be business for Canary's day off, which would be tomorrow.
So, what's the breakfast of champions homewreckers? Grilled Cheese! Oh Yah. Sidenote: how the frack does a grilled cheese cause THAT amount of splatter? I do not comprehend D:/
After Canary is all fed, and cleaned up, it is time to invite Stiles over. He shows up wearing...that. He needs our fashion helps bad! After some buttering up, Canary manages to get Stiles to break up with Tori. Score!
And they share their first kiss. :) Awww.
Which immediately leads to the bedroom where they are going to get their WooHoo on. Bow Chica WOW WOW!
Or fucking not! WTF has a girl gotta do to get laid around here?
Ohh, more foreplay you say? NPBUD! Foreplay! We's got it.
And with that, finalllly, Canary is able to get past Stile's Chastity belt. It was an Everlast. (i'ma dork i know sosry ;-;)
After all that sexy times, Canary asks Stiles if he will move in with her. He does! And he brings his riches....which was only about 2k and a crappy car. Oh well at least we have some wheels now! As far as marriage goes, we need to test drive this fellow out first! If the milk turns out to be sour, Canary ain't the kind of pussy to drink it! You get what I'm saying?
First order of business as new man of the house? Fix the toilets! Aww, now I know why we keep you around. *pinches tookus*
And that conclude's this chapter! As well as Canary and Stile's first night together and a live in couple. Am I the only creeper that will sit and STARE at my sims while they sleep waiting for them to wake up? Akward.
Tune in next time for...marriage? Babies? Affairs? WHO KNOWS! MYSTERIES!