The Viennes - Generation 3.3
Odette and William as young adults. Odette is so preeety
Of course, the first thing the dormies do is hit on the twins but them all FAAAAAAAAAIL
Odette tries to impress the boys with her table manners but she too also FAAAAAAILS.
Odette: ZOMG NOOOO IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAAGH D: D: D:
Dormie #3563: i lust 4 u william
… NO CAPTION NEEDED AHAHA
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES WILL YOU
Meanwhile, over at Landgrabb dorms, Tamlyn is saying her daily I Love Yous to all eight of her girlfriends and boyfriends. She is a slut.
Day Four: Chat up professor who looks suspiciously like Grandpa.
I like how he’s all omg me she’s talking to meeee
Day Four and a half: Nail next door neighbour.
Day Four and three quarters: nail dormie in the opposite room uh oh forgot to lock the door
Tamlyn: sry 1 nite stnd onli
Brittany: :O what? What?
After getting caught in flagrante delicto, in a bid to win back Coat!girl, Tams engages in a two hour staring match.
Tamlyn: fuck this! I will use my super backrubbing skills.
SURPRISINGLY, coat!girl let her and all was good.
Then they woohooed again. -_-
who needs sleep when you can CYBER?!
But even sluts have to draw the line somewhere right?
nope. not when there's a Pretty Young Thing to seduce underneath.
Odette is still getting propositioned. Well if you don’t like people admiring you, stop wearing your sexy nighties in public!
Dormie #6978, real name Phil, tries his luck with William but gets rejected.
This makes Phil sad.
Phil: Isn’t college for making new friends and relationships???
William: *walks away*
Odette is nice to BOYS only.
And pretty soon is thinking of getting engaged to Mr I’m rock but not really in the above picture. No.
Tamlyn: So, you want to come over and play dress up?
Still slutty.
Dreadlocks: BITCH IM NT INTRSTED
Dreadlocks also lives in the same dorm as Odette and William and one day she suddenly just slapped Odette for no reason at all.
Odette: wtf bitch?
Dfjhglfsg fight :D
William: kick her asssss sis go odeeette
Crazy eyes won
She just got heir points for that
Dreadlocks went upstairs to cry in the showers w/ev u started it
Carson and coat!girl have been giving each other the eye for quite some while now.
It’s okay though because Tamlyn doesn’t care really.
Tamlyn: hey man ever killed someone with your stink?
“AAAAAAH THE SMELL OF FRESH MEAT”
“You like bondage?”
Mohawk!boy: yeah yeah virtual bondage wink wink.
Let’s see how he fairs after a makeover.
Mohawk!boy: Zomgggg I’m pretty hawt BUT
Mohawk Jack Breunig: give me back my mohawk >:(
Tamlyn then disappeared to go woohoo with some other person AND THEN ODETTE STOPS BY AND STEALS JACK FROM UNDER TAMLYN’S NOSE. Fjghjgd WIN.
Seriously wtf is dreadlocks’ problem? she would pick a fight with Odette whenever she could.
In the middle of the night someone kidnaps William DSJHGDSJ WTFFFF Oh wait no this is ummm the secret llama suit society!! I didn’t even know William knew enough society people.
Aaahahaha I love the secret society already
LOL. Other than being a prankster heaven, the secret society is also a counterfeit ring.
This. THIS is so awesome. I discovered they have a camera that allows you to command your sims to do certain poses. William conveys my expression.
Hehehehehe. Then I send him home because it got boring. :(
William also always goes to class in his pajamas not that the dormies are complaining.
In fact they love it.
Cheerleader #5: WOLF WHISTLE U SO FINE U SO FIIIIINE U BLOW MY MIND TAKE IT OFF
William: YEA U WNT SUM BB? COME GEDDIT.
There’s also this cow who pranks everyone.
Here it is setting the sprinklers off.
It got into a brawl with one of tamlyn’s hos. Cow lost but !! at the cheerleader. Oucccch.
But does tamlyn care? No.
Tamlyn: AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR WOOHOOING.
OKAY, so the next few pictures are of Odette and Jack going on a date just so you know. Sorry, my pictures jump around a lot. D:
OH OKAY APPARENTLY HE WAS A DRAMA PROFESSOR AND IT'S NOT A GLITCH. THEY'RE NATURALLY AMOROUS THAT WAY HAHAHA.
What happened was, Odette and Jack went on a date and her uncle Colby was there.
Colby’s married to Faye, her mum’s sister.
Colby pitched a fit over how Jack was cheating on him with Odette and Odette cheating on him with Jack. That now, is IMPOSSIBLE because Colby has never met Jack not to mention the fact that Odette is his niece and has only seen him ONCE when she was a toddler.
And it kept happening OVER AND OVER again. I lost count of the pimp hand after six.
By then I was pretty confused and jdhfjsdhg. Jack was SUPER pissed and Colby cried and cried over the lost of his ‘love’.
I paused and pulled up the Insimenator to check on Colby and djhgjdsag HE’S A GLITCH NPC. All those stats with the 100/100 and love flags were with all the people he had spoken to there.
Faye was there too and she was all CHEATER McCHEATERSON but it didn’t last long. Because of Colby’s glitch, once he tried to apologise to her they were all SUPER LOVE.
I actually left it alone until Odette and Jack went on another date and figured as long as I kept either of them away from him, it was fine. BUT MOTHERFUCK NO IT WASN’T.
I did a test and I found out that once Colby was on ANY lot, everyone gets the 100/100 crush/love flags up. Sdjhgjkdsg he’s going to screw up my legacy.
I don’t even know what was going on anymore at that point. It was a constant bitchslap poke fest and I didn’t want to quit just like that because I hadn’t saved since I started the game about 7 hours before so I had to let it run.
THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE ANGRY AT YOU COLBY.
Man, Odette’s and Jack’s memories are so fucked right now. It’s peppered with “Caught cheating” icons. On the bright side, it should be quite a laugh.
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As for Colby’s fate…
he committed ‘suicide’. His boys were all torn up. Faye however was just all :\ hmmm gtfo I need to pee.
AW SHITE. After he’s dead and the Grim Reaper gone, the game decides to inform me that Faye is PREGNANT. WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY MAXIS.