The Glass Legacy 4.1
Warnings: I use CAPSLOCK a lot. Oh and there are curse words. And some mentions of genitalia.
Last time: Pepper and Parker are born. Talin is a pervert. The twins grow up twice. Adora is born and has a few birthdays, as well. I have TONS OF GLITCHES. Oh ya, and Liam was born too. But he's still a baby. OMG YAY WE ARE ONTO THE UPDATE AND EVERYTHING LET'S READ NOW.
I TOOK A PICTURE OF TALIN WITH THE KID. He was being a good grandpa.
And then I took a picture of Bella with the other kid. Why, you ask? Because Talin and Bella SUPPOSEDLY had like... a day left or some shit to live.
Pepper: HEY PARKER HEY COME WATCH HEY YOU SHOULD COME LOOK AT ME NOW COME ON WATCH
Pepper: Hello vagina!
Parker: OMG THAT WAS SO COOL I CAN TOTES SEE YOU THROUGH THE WALL AND EVERYTHING
BELLA: FUCK SHUT UP TALIN YOU SUCK
Here is Bella ~reflecting on life~.
This family is full of POT HEADS. (ME AND MY SILLINESS: When I was 8 or something my friend was talking to his brother about how he called this kid at school a pot head. I thought it literally meant a pot on your head.)
Gtfooo.
Old people~~
Why did I initiate this act of EWEWEW?
This.
Talin: NO WAIT! I'm not ready! MY ASPIRATION IS RED.
AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? YOURS. YOU are the one who wouldn't get promotions naturally!
I took a lot of crying pictures because for some reason, people care.
Most adorable face ever, y/y?
I think his death made Rishell go into ~aspiration failure~. OH JOY. MY FIRST ONE.
SO NOT THE RIGHT TIME, CARTER.
~You love it~
AND TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD, HERE IS ANOTHER CRYING PICTURE.
Oh and two kids doing something adorable, sad, and annoying ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
/STOP/ /THAT/
O gee thx
I MISSED KITTY'S DEATH. ;___;
IT'S THOSE DRUGS.
WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
YEAAAA. Explosionnnnnn.
WHY DO THEY THROW THEIR CHILDREN IN THE AIR, GUYS. I WANT TO KNOW. GJ MAXIS.
Here is panda head. Or Liam. Either one.
Peppy Pepper. (Romance: Same ltw as her dad)
Peter Parker. (Fortune: idr his LTW but I think it was either really boring or really not happening).
OH MAN. I TOTES REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE 3 AND I WOULD LAY ON THE GROUND, PASS OUT, AND STARVE ALL ALONE IN THE DARK. Oh wait...
Bella is an awesome GRANDMA. O ya and she isn't dead yet cause she is ~platinum~ fo lyfe.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I FAIL EPICALLY WITH POPULARITY SIMS OKAY
Kitty? Or Peeker?
HI SELF!SIM. (Oh and if you just noticed, I changed my skin tone default. IT LOOKS SWEATY BUT THAT ADDS ~REALISM~.)
What is it with the men in this family giving fashion advice? SRSLY?
Parker: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.
This random little girl decided that it would be a good idea to grow up at this house. In the couch. Completely randomly.
WELL HELLO, GLITCHED ALIEN EYES.
RandomGirl: *gazes at Parker*
Sim!me: NO NO NO. YOU DON'T SEE. YOU JUST DON'T OKAY. SHIT.
RandomGirl: Ya know, you can go to jail for being a prostitue.
Sim!me: I know, I know. I came close one time, let me tell you!
WHAT. I NEED ACTION, OKAY
And this is /THE/ /WAY/ to whoo a girl. Hitting her in the face with balls.
Pepper: SO LIKE I know you suck REALLY HARD but could give me something NOT HORRIFYING?
Matchmaker: LOLWUT
Eh. He'll serve his purpose.
SRY PEP.
Rishell: CAN I BOTTLE YOUR CLOUDS? GOD THEY SMELL DELICIOUS.
Wtf??
WHAT THE FUCK. WAY TO BE A SLUT.
Pepper: HEY THERE IS NOTHING IN MY WAY I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN'T MOVE THOUGH
MAYBE THERE WOULDN'T BE NOTHING IN YOUR WAY IF YOU DIDN'T BLOW SO MUCH.
LiamPanda Head: What the HELL. *absorbs like sponge*
I want to make love to his voice.
I want to have an orgy with both.
LOL GUYS LOOK THE DOG ATE HIS HOMEWORK HAHA SO FUNNY RIGHT
This is Daisy. The end.
I LOVE that pets can interact with this!
LOL BYE PANDA HEAD. jk =[
Bella: Hey, hey. Why are you here again?
Bella: BUT I'M NOT READY TO LEAVE MY FAMILY. I WANT TO SEE MY GRAND CHILDREN GROW U-
Bella: FREE BOOZE? NVM BYE GUISE.
Bye, Bella! I love youuu!!!!
WAY TO BE INNAPPROPRIATE RISHELL REALLY
WHAT A SAD PANDA. (I HAD TO, OK)
DON'T SELF-HARM ADORA D:
All sims have to die some time!
Kri.
Carter: AFTER THIS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FIRST BEER =D
WTG CARTER.
Mmm, soylent green!
GHOST POTTYYY DUNUNUNUNUNUH
Snuggly.
KIDS ARE SMOKING ON THE BUSES NOW? WTF SOCIETY.
RandomLady: LOL CAN I JOIN
Adora: Hey everybody. Look. I'm growing up. Isn't that exciting. I know I'm excited. Just look at my face. About to be a teen. Woo. :|
Panda Head: :D I'M ABOUT TO GWOW UP!!
Panda Head: Whewe is evweebody?
Adora: LOL LOOK BOOBS
LIAM IS ADORABLE I WANT TO EAT HIM UP OM NOM NOM
Liam: FUCK THIS I WANT TO SLEEP LET ME SLEEP ASSHOLE
Adora is SO UNIQUE LOOKING. Her lips are really big. (Family: I DIDN'T LOOK)
MORE PICTURES OF THE ADORABLE ONE.
I don't care how funny mean sims who hate their siblings are! I'd take my sweet, loving, and nice sims over that ANY DAY.
Parker: LOL CONGRATS ON THE BABBY
Pepper: LOLTHX HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME AND EVERYTHING
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET, LOVING, AND NICE SIMS??
Adora: Heh heh heh...
Adora: MAN I AM SO PISSED SOMETHING IS GONNA GET IT
Adora: FUCK THIS HOUSE.
Adora: BURN IN /HELL/
Adora: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT GTFO BITCH
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GUYS I KEPT MY PROMISE. This update is within a month of the last one! =D
Thanks for readingggggg.
SRY FOR THE CAPS.