Possibly not wank, but amusing train wreck.

[nameless_cricke]

Summary: Noob wanders into MATY and asks a question, actually Maty can be quite giving with answers when asked properly but not, when the question was answered several times just a few posts back. The noob in question didn't bother to read any of the relevant thread even though it saw fit to post in it, proceeds to get all butthurt over a snippy comment and then by the other people trying to tell it where it waltzed into and why it got poked in the first place.

http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,12418.0.html