We haven't had any good wank in a while, and here comes Thomas with an early Christmas present!
Thomas wants to punch Coconut in the face, because he thinks she's the one who leaked pay only items from their Simspiration magazine (she might have done, I'm not sure. But that's beside the point). Clearly this is SRS BSNS and he's had enough! Enough of people reporting his unethical business practices! How dare they? He wants to trawl through everyone's private details until he finds her so he can go punch her out. Classy!