Corrado Legacy 1.7
Yes, it was nutters Chris' birthday when we last left off...
Holy sexed up psycho, Batman! Chris is... Hot! Now Chris is: Loner, Insane, Perfectionist, Flirty This sounds like it'll be interesting.
No, really, I can't stop taking images of him and the hawtness. This makes me happy!
Even he knows it.
What's the first thing he does now that he's a teenager? Heading up to his room to spend some romantic alone time. Kevin is clearly confused.
Hey, Don. Your son is insane, but you're going to have to beat women off of him.
Don: Or have women beat him off?
Okay, I had to.
Unless...
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He's going off the wall, batshit insane again.
Kevin: There's something wrong with you.
Chris: Quiet you! I'm big enough to kick your ass now.
Being the only teen in the house is getting to Chris. He's awoken by his mother trying to teach Megan to talk, and Kevin playing and smashing building blocks everywhere.
Chris is so full of teenage angst!
Kevin is still hardcore boy-hood crushing on Lori the Lesbian. Oh, I like that title.
But from the looks of it, men are practically scum to her... Thats our maid trying to chat her up and get her to go to an awesome party with him.
A day later, Kevin's time for sparkles!
I've had to give him a few makeovers. He just didn't turn out right - plus lack of proper teen clothing for males. Kevin is now: Friendly, Excitable, Absent-Minded, and Schmoozer His boring friendliness shows the most. Bleh.
He's still cute though. Plus, he has to put up with crap like this:
Chris: I bet you I could kill you in your sleep and no one would even know I did it... I watch all those murder mystery shows, I know how to clean up.
Chris: You know, maybe I'd just kidnap you and hold you for ransom. Maybe Lori for ransom?
I'm going from saying poor Joy to now poor Kevin.
Regardless, Chris definitely has the stronger and manlier genes - for a psychotic nutbag.
Now for the fatherly teachings. As we see, Don is preaching the evils of marriage to Chris. Since Chris is a teen now, Don actually likes him. Maybe because the death threats are directed towards his brother now, instead?
And, admittedly, he's a decent older brother to Megan.
I say only decent because Kevin is much better with kids and Megan loves him. See, he's even amusing her with cross-eyed entertainment.
Hell, a teenage boy who CHOOSES to mop the floor, clean the sink, and wash dishes? Who wouldn't love him?
Looks like Chris got into Don's liquor cabinet already...
Wait, no. False alarm.
And Don has taken to a life of crime, happily at that.
He did slip and tell Chris about being fired, a few days later. But Chris is so insane, who's going to believe him once he tells people his dad is a crook?
How much of a crook...?
That's why he was hired, huh? So he could easily sneak his way back into City Hall and know the scum-suckers already crooked in there as well.
This has got to be further proof that City Hall is crooked... Although, I really don't think Joy needs a romance with Cherry Kanto. Bleh!
Back to the story... Since the boys are teens, they need part time jobs. Since Chris is a psycho loner, I figured the book store would be a good fit. Kevin is just nice overall, so a cashier in a supermarket works.
Looks like Kevin's gotta take a refresher course with his math skills. He's probably disappointed with how little he's gonna get paid.
Chris? Well, he left the store, stood in front of it, and started yelling at himself. That's always something you want to see in a potential new employee, huh?
But then his 'Manly Sense' was tingling, and he turned around to flirt with this girl, who finds him amusing.
What is not amusing? Her ugly mug -- and that's how low my draw distance has to be, in the background, in order to keep my computer from exploding with detail.
My neighborhood is so awesome. Looks like they couldn't afford to get all the detailing done on that piece of shit car of theirs.
Things became momentarily distracted as someone died, one of Don's old friends (no clue from where!)
Of course, Grimmy shows up, deals with the ghost, and then pretty much pulls a 'You're Next' on this guy...
Who proceeded to run away from death itself. Chris was too busy chatting up Ms. Ugly to notice that his hero, Death, stopped by for a visit. Better luck next time.
Obligatory.
I keep forgetting to talk about the youngest of the three monsters, Megan. She's still adorable, still loves her daddy. And soon enough, her birthday rolls around.
Don invited his not-so-reputable co-workers over for the birthday party, and one of them is already looking for what she could swipe for cash.
Everyone's so busy with the potential swiping of goods, that no one shows up for Megan's birthday. Chris and Kevin were doing it wrong, then Don had to go to work, so Joy had to wake up from a power nap just to get this kid aged up. Poor thing.
PAAAAAARTY!!1!1 :D :D :D :D
High-five with the sparkle-butt!
Megan Corrado I didn't teach her everything as a toddler, between a father who went from politics to a life of crime, a mother who's a neurotic, a brother who makes death threats to everyone - including himself, and only ONE sane brother. Either way, she's now Genius, Virtuoso, Inappropriate So we may have another nut-bag child on our hands, depending on which trait shows.
I blame the radioactive sperm of Don's.
Where was Chris during the festivities? Sleeping. Just like when Kevin had his first real birthday. He just doesn't give a shit.
And finally, all three kiddos can go to school together. Looks like the boys still hold their contempt over Megan.
She seeeeees them! -- As they totally ignore her existence. Ah, siblings.
And Joy just happened to be the brunt of a Chris insanity attack, as he mocked her for being a vegetarian. They are now not talking to each other, and she really defended herself and her love of healthy greens. Go, Joy! First time she's not a coward over something bad.
Calm down, Joy. I promise your son won't kill you. You're too adorable.
By the way, do not download this shirt and expect it to work on children. Scares the hell out of me!
Next entry: Megan ages and an Heir poll!